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Christianity EtcRe: A Funny Argument I Had With A Christian Preacher. by Ranchhoddas: 5:30pm On Apr 10, 2015
Hahaha...I will save this page.I will use this tactic the next time they will visit me.
Christianity EtcRe: This New Version Of The Bible Replaces Every Mention Of God With Kanye West by Ranchhoddas: 7:32pm On Apr 08, 2015
I dare them to try this with the Koran.
CelebritiesRe: Meet The 5 Female Nigerian Celebrities Who Are Still Virgins (photos) by Ranchhoddas: 7:04pm On Apr 08, 2015
misspatsy:
Virgins dat promote n*udity?no b br*east I dey c so....lolzz...if I biliv dis den I can biliv ma grandma is is tells me shez still a virgin angryangry
why do I find this comment funny?
PoliticsRe: Audio Of President Jonathan Calling Buhari To Congratulate (listen) by Ranchhoddas: 4:51pm On Apr 02, 2015
BecaciaBarbie:
Abegggii!!!! Make we hear word! Historic this historic that! What's special about a loser accepting defeat?
Johnathan the tortoise! He is just looking for trickish ways to avoid the shame and disgrace he got from the presidential election. There is nothing heroic about it, its the normal thing to do so I don't get the hype over the silly call he made to Sai Buhari. He can continue to dcv you guys as usual but he can never dcv me!



Man of Democracy my foot!!!! angry angry
You don't get it but Obama gets it,Ban ki Moon gets it,IBB et al have all gotten it.You have no sense.
CultureRe: Intersting Facts About The Kalabari Ijaws Of Rivers State (PICTURES) by Ranchhoddas: 4:51pm On Mar 24, 2015
Ymodulus:
Kalabari people are 100% Ijaw people, The founder of the Kalabari was a man known as Perebo kalabari. his father was MEIN OWEI. tHEY MIGRATED FROM THE YENEGOA area of the central Ijaw land and moved east wards.

Kalabari territory today is actually sharing boundary with NEMBE AT THE OLUASIRI END where SOKU AND ELEM SANGAMA share border with NEMBE VILLAGES AT THE Kula side Kalabari villages like Robert kiri share border with NEMBE settlements too. infact Nembe is closer to Kalabari then it is even close to Yenegoa.

The Kalabari dialect is almost Ibani, INFACT. I'd say the Kalabari dialect is Ibani if I like and thats because 50% of Ibani people are off Kalabari originated from Kalabari, those people are called the KOROAME OF Kalabari who during the wars of Okoloma ( bonny) and Kalabaris were moved to the Bonny side, and many groups in Kalabari too are of Bonny blood. these are mainly the Jumbo of Bakana. Fyneface, the entire Tombia, Abalama village and families in Ke and Kula.

Besides this. the Kalabari dialect is every thing the same with the Ibani dialect, The ibanis only lost theirs to Igbos for reasons known. Today the finima part of Bonny and the kala-ibiama part of Bonny have reserved the Ibani dialect and the AMAYANABO OF Bonny has declared Iabni to be used even in Bonny island, names like, BELEMA, SENIBO, BOMA, DIEPRIYE, OBELE, IBIYE, IBISO would be wrong to be called Kalabari names since they are purely Bonny names too. words like BO ( COME) SO ( GO) MINJI( WATER) TAMUNO ( GOD) could also not be said to be KALABARI since they are also Ibani words. Bro Ibani is purely KALABARI.

iF YOU UNDERSTAND KALABARI you'd see that THE BONNY town KALA-IBIAMA, means small fine town in KALABARI, that is exactly what it means in Bonny too, but the real name of the town is KELE-KELE IBI ARI AMA, WHICH MEANS A TOWN THAT IS GRADUALLY BECOMING FINE, and that is exactly what it means in Bonny too,

Bonny and Kalabari are purely the same people and are all Ijaws

Many Kalabarius and Bonnies today have light skin due to European mixture. The Bonny and Kalabari chiefs traded with Europeans and had a lot of Igbo slaves. During that time some Europeans had sexul contact with Kalabari and Bonny people that produced new breed of people. Then after the slave trade many Igbo people were also adopted in to Kalabari and Bonny families.
Your signature...Are you Ooman?
CultureRe: Intersting Facts About The Kalabari Ijaws Of Rivers State (PICTURES) by Ranchhoddas: 4:39pm On Mar 24, 2015
Proudly Kalabari...
RomanceRe: Classical Dilemma, The Head And The Heart. by Ranchhoddas: 6:03pm On Mar 03, 2015
kennygee:
Sex, there is a reason why the bible is against Fornication.

Na Iranu dey worry you.

You are looking for a man that will give you Christian Grey kind of sex but will be nothing to write home about as long as being a husband is concerned eh?

Please, drop his number so that women who are "REALLY" looking for good men to marry can grab him.
hypocrite...the bible is against sex before but you know Christian Grey...cool story
FamilyRe: My Crush On A Married Woman.. by Ranchhoddas: 10:56pm On Feb 15, 2015
brito:
Go and meet your lustful friend, op.
Lust is natural dear.Tell me you've never felt lust before.
FamilyRe: My Crush On A Married Woman.. by Ranchhoddas: 6:00pm On Feb 15, 2015
brito:
get out of here!! go and play with your toys.
Someone is angry.Someone is angry.
FamilyRe: My Crush On A Married Woman.. by Ranchhoddas: 3:05pm On Feb 15, 2015
brito:
Ignored
...but you responded na.Abi you no know the meaning of 'ignored' ni?
FamilyRe: My Crush On A Married Woman.. by Ranchhoddas: 1:14pm On Feb 15, 2015
brito:
You should call your mother that, she failed as a mother. who dash you flat ? You are lusting after a married woman and you're proud of it? product of watery sperm.
What is your problem?Let the guy be you hypocrite.
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Solid Proves That God Exists by Ranchhoddas: 2:52pm On Feb 08, 2015
johnydon22:
I cant believe someone just posted this Op above... smh grin
what counter-arguement do you have for point no.1?
Christianity EtcRe: Testimony Of The Outer Darkness Of Hell - Powerful !! by Ranchhoddas: 2:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
Tell me why a 13-year old girl that died of cancer should go to this place.
CultureRe: Interesting Facts About The Urhobo People Of Delta State by Ranchhoddas: 2:21pm On Feb 08, 2015
Is it true that they can 'shak' 'kai-kai' like there is no tomorrow?
FamilyRe: Happy Birthday To Lalasticlala ! by Ranchhoddas: 8:18pm On Feb 07, 2015
This certainly deserves to be on frontpage.HBD to the undisputed king of nairaland frontpage!!!
CultureRe: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by Ranchhoddas: 11:22pm On Feb 05, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Agreed but that Yoruba are dirty lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
don't be foolish!
CultureRe: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by Ranchhoddas: 11:21pm On Feb 05, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Agreed but that Yoruba are dirty lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
SportsRe: Mikel Obi’s Luxurious Lifestyle – N850m Mansion, Cars by Ranchhoddas: 11:14pm On Feb 05, 2015
Scrypt:
I just hope this sybaritic life style has enormous investments portfolios backing it up? If not bros, remember the UK does not hesitate in repatriating African mendicants. Be wise Sir, learn from Daniel Amokachi who bought a private jet and went bankrupt.
hilarious.
Christianity EtcRe: It Seems Dey Re All Scared Of OREMUSSANCTUS by Ranchhoddas: 12:37am On Feb 03, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
am old enough to impregnant ya
cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Rejected Rolls Royce Gift — Pastor Bakare by Ranchhoddas: 8:53am On Feb 01, 2015
holicalpha:
You rejected the car because you want good governance.? How does rejecting the car make Nigeria better.? How does it help the poor, it would have made sense if you accept the gift,sell it and donate the money to an orphanage.

You rejected the gift but couldn't reject the position as Mr B running mate last election..

If you really want to make the world/Nigeria a better place please contribute and help the masses..
I know many people say trash about T.B Joshua but He is still a man of God i respect til date unlike some people desparetly vying for political position.


----------- Valar Moghulis
It's Morghulis.
Christianity EtcRe: Unfulfilled Prophecies By Men Of God by Ranchhoddas: 12:53am On Feb 01, 2015
Expect their worshippers to start raining abuses on you soon.
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Ladies Find It Difficult To Approach Guys by Ranchhoddas: 8:42pm On Jan 27, 2015
englishmart:

Well it depends on the girl(s). I've actually lost count on the number of girls that have asked me out. And I can't remember saying no to any of them
you can lie for Africa.
CultureRe: 12 Things You Didnt Know About Nigeria by Ranchhoddas: 3:18pm On Jan 27, 2015
UrbanMystique:
says someone that believed jesus is superior to ogun
Classic!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by Ranchhoddas: 11:37am On Jan 27, 2015
tempex88:
Both spellings are correct.one is american and the other is british. Try tying on microsoft word and you will understand better.
chai...na which school you attend?
Christianity EtcRe: Salvation Ministries Port Harcourt is a FRAUD!!! by Ranchhoddas: 11:36am On Jan 25, 2015
okazuu:
@Dolemite I believed u saw a serving senator of the united States senator Muse who gave testimony about him self and Maryland governor Larry Hogan that was sworn in on 21 Jan 2015 they are Americans not Nigerian God is bigger than you and your cheap blackmail if you are still in portharcourt you can come to church today let's empty the small evil spirit still disturbing you or you can still worship online at www.smhos.org 6:30am,8am,9:30am,11am and 12:30am same power of God every where
blame it on the evil spirit.You have not addressed her claims.
Christianity EtcRe: 2015 Prophecies For Nairaland Members & Nairaland Visitors by Ranchhoddas: 8:37pm On Jan 24, 2015
Following...
Christianity EtcRe: How To Pray For 24hours by Ranchhoddas: 8:19pm On Jan 24, 2015
misreal:
strength sir,I know perfectly what I learnt and I also know what you are drifting at..
ok
Christianity EtcRe: How To Pray For 24hours by Ranchhoddas: 7:45pm On Jan 24, 2015
misreal:
tnx..I didn't have the strength to argue with him..
strength or capability?
PoliticsRe: Katsina Stoning: Niger Delta “ll Retaliate, Says Dokubo Asari by Ranchhoddas: 1:18am On Jan 22, 2015
olas24u:
How many are this ijaw people sef ?threatening every ethnic group.
Cow.How did you come to the conclusion that he's speaking for the ijaw people?
FamilyRe: How Virginity Almost Destroyed My Marriage - Thanks To Nlanders by Ranchhoddas: 10:41am On Jan 21, 2015
EroticAngelina:
awwww! so happy to hear that! u welcm grin
i cnt wait to get married n see what sex feels like.
you can lie ooo.
Christianity EtcRe: Danger Waiting For All Christians In The University by Ranchhoddas: 2:16pm On Jan 20, 2015
davien:
Who told the story of Victor if he became deaf,dumb and crippled?
lol.I also learnt from the op that onan was the first man to practice the use of condoms.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Have I Done Wrong To You People? by Ranchhoddas: 1:31am On Jan 20, 2015
stanisbaratheon:
and there it is, the most absurd thread i've ever seen on nairaland.com
I dey tell you.I dey feel your username.

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