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Flogging the one-eyed snake gets your deity mad. Do you not think that it would have been better if he made it impossible for men to choke their chicken instead of throwing a fit whenever they do?

davo90tico:
Believe in the Lord your God, so shall ye be established; believe his prophets, so shall ye prosper. - 2 Chronicles 20:20

E don do na.

davo90tico:
U won't know Satan even if u saw him physically
I pray for u, u shall encounter a situation that will change ur perception without interruption with an increased saturation of glorious conceptualisation in Jesus precious name we pray. Amen

Na you know.

toyhandsome:
Thanks Bunmi Oguns for the share.
I dedicate the award to all young Nigerians out there who continue to work hard despite no encouragement or support.
I know if it was entertainment or politics ..some Nigerian heavy weights would have identified with it.
They would have even given cars, houses, brands and likes����.
But as you know in our nation...all is well.
Maybe someday someone will be interested in supporting/applauding academic/innovation achievements.

I'll just encourage all of us not to give up. We all own Naija..

Signed
Toyosi Craig
toyosi@sun.ac.za

Okay wetin you want now?

Make them dash you house abi wetin?

felixomor:
Super eagles
Please go and learn how to score free kicks and corner kicks.
Also how to defend Corner kicks and free kicks.

That's what removes us from all world cups.

Even for football thread you still dey yarn nonsense.

winner01:
It is reality, yes.
Final destination? You don't know that.

It isn't what you think it is either.

I did not quote you na. Is your name Felixmoron. Oooops...
It is. Sorry.

hoopLA:
You already beat me to it with your bare faced lie and watery write up.

So don't look to me to cover up your stinking mess.

Even if I am not a Christian, you definitely aren't, not from your conduct and speech. I'd rather not be a Christian than associate with you for any reason. I'd take my chances with real people who are true to themselves, which is what your lot isn't:

Lol

Felixmoron.

Always lives up to his name.

ScienceWatch:
Damn, The Robot turned red, you are too late, you got a 11,300 Naira traffic fine. It is my mistake, so I will donate half.

Rooooobbbbooooot....

ScienceWatch:
Hard luck bro, sorry your luck has run out, the Robot has turned Amber and will soon turn red. Apply you brakes now.

Robot.

ScienceWatch:
The Robot is green, you can go now.

Robot.

davo90tico:
The mercy of the lord fall on u as it fell on Jonah and turn u into a messenger of the gospel in Jesus name amen and amen

Messenger of the wetin?
Back to sender
I rebuke you.
Get thee behind me Satan.

ScienceWatch:
I was wrong about you. Or maybe you are wrong about youreslf.
Your response show that you will never become a mystic. Sarassin chooses his disciples carefully. Your behaviour as an uninvited,insulting
troll is what disqualifies you. My advice : Choose Low-Level Atheism.

Robot.

pweetiedee:
Lol.
Freeze Freeze. That house on the rock pastor should go and sit down.
Let him reveal to the whole world the reason he left Kaduna for Lagos. Smh.

Hmmm...
You know something we don't. Do tell. I like amebo well well.

reyin:
Dear Ranchhoddas,

Cc: Barbz4u101

When you were born, your parent knew that you'll be born as a baby and as a baby you'll grow.. still a child and yet they had knives, glasses, gas cooker and still other sharp objects in the houses. Still with your now level of intelligent, you understand that all those above mentioned house equipment are useful in each dimension and as a Child, your parent did advice you not to go close to them, not to touch them. Which was remarkable so good for you.

Now that is the same scenario here, God the Father has placed all his creation for its good purpose and still had warned and commanded that there is what is good, there is what is bad, and had advised and directed that we His creation go for what is Good.

Ranchhoddas, My God is not a failure, it is man that had turned his good works for the wrong act.

Knives for example is used as one of kitchen utensils, yet man now put inside their bag, only to be used to kill a fellow human being.

Ranchhoddas... be guided.... Repent...
This my God, is the same God that created you and not you yourself.. Psalm 100: 3

Knives serve a purpose. What purpose does nicotine serve apart from its stimulant effects?

bebanky:
Its obvious that the boy is an only son....

That was how my late father also married at the age of 19yrs.He was an only son

What has being an only son got to do with anything?

KOPT55:
I've tried to imagine Daddu G.O receiving head from Foluke but the image is not forming. Somebody, please help.

Only God can help you.

kenzysmith:
Today is my birthday need some love

Old man like you still dey do this kind small pikin thing.

davo90tico:
Sense be restored to ur son, in the mighty name of Jesus, release him from blindness of ignorance and restore him back to urself in Jesus mighty name I pray Amen.

Otobo fall on you as it fell on your bald pastor.

Badonasty:
Till her death this girl will be refered to as "wizkids ex"

My thoughts exactly. E be like say na her greatest achievement be that.

The key ingredient in cigarettes is Nicotine, a stimulant derived from the Tobacco plant (Nicotiana spp) allegedly manufactured by your God.

My question now is why did your God create the plant if he did not want people smoking it?

felixomor:
The person who ignorantly said evolution of computers is the same as evolution of humans....
Is calling someone slowpoke

Chai..

I wrote m.oron Felixmoron.
Yes they are the same but you are too moronic to see the correlation.
I know say you don see work. I don have time for unnecessary talk.
Today na Monday.

Have the last word and fly away.
I know you will die if you don't.

felixomor:
After your last blunder on human evolution, you should not be heard.
Anyway,
I would have been surprised if u had any meaningful contribution here.

Which blunder again Felixmoron?

Why do you always have this need to validate your foolishness slowpoke?

davo90tico:
What u don't understand, don't talk about. I STAND WITH APOSTLE JOHNSON SULEMAN I STAND WITH JESUS I STAND WITH OFM #OMEGACHILD More grace daddy God bless u sir

Sense fall on you.
Otobo fall on your daddy akpari GO.

Felixmoron getting pummelled on his own thread. Why your life bend like this?

asuustrike2009:
If he did it to the Israelis nothing stop him for doing it in Nigeria. His ways are not ours, his thought aren't our thought, his days aren't the same with ours. Surely the lord reign let the earth tremble

What a robotic answer.

asuustrike2009:
Unfortunately they will not hearken. So God allows calamities and wars to draw Nigeria Christian to himself. If look at the north, during the book haram saga many churches were united more than before same with the Fulani saga

Don't you think that God could devise a better and more effective way of uniting the church rather than allowing calamities like Boko Haram to befall them?
Perhaps this God is a figment of your imagination?

chieve:
Please I need a God-fearing couple to contact me so as to adopt my son who is 11 years old. He deserves the best. I had him when I was barely 14 years and keeping him was a great challenge as my family turned their back on me. He's very intelligent academically and I can't help but shed tears daily when most nights we sleep without anything. If I feel hungry then he is dying. My son couldn't contain what I had endured since his mum took in such as Shame, neglect, hunger etc. On several occasions he begged to eat and I can't endure that again. He's innocent and needs parental affection which I couldn't afford as I am. I am not fake. I'll want any interested person to contact me so we can even arrange for a meeting. Call me on +2347068581489. Please know that if you are interested, you will settle me financially then adopt him. I'm willing to sign necessary documents to make it legal once I am convinced you will take good care of him. I'm in Port Harcourt, Nigeria. Thanks.

Na only financial?
You no want spiritual settlement as well?

cloudgoddess:
You believe in an afterlife?

I believe we came from somewhere/something/someone. I think the plethora of religions and belief systems over the ages are attempts my man to connect to this Source.
I also think there is a reward and punishment system based on our deeds while on earth but it isn't as religions have described it.

My views on religions and the afterlife are constantly evolving and I think this is where I'm at right now.

I admit to my chagrin that the book "Our Ultimate Reality" by Adrian Cooper has affected my views in the past few months so I am looking at things differently these days.

I am still evolving though so I might tell you something different tomorrow.

It's good to read from you again.