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ysyowel:
land animals and birds, sea creatures and microoganisms weren't included,
as for their numbers, seven - seven clean animals and two - two unclean animals entered the ark - the reason is because the clean animals will later serve as food and for sacrifial purposes.

all the countless birds and land animals you see today entered the ark

Okay

How big was the ark?
How can "countless" birds and land animals enter the ark?

felixomor:
Its just you ..... Honestly.
If you open your heart, deliverance is here.

Tell us jor. Stop projecting.
What is your story?
You can pretend you are preaching.

ysyowel:
I am a trained Minister of God, a Discipler and a Teacher, i am trusting God will help me answer all your questions, though not only me but Nairalanders will answer you as well

You can ask your questions now i am waiting.

How many animals entered the ark?

mumumugu:
The act of slut shaming tries to make a woman feel guilty about her sexual expression. According to the thought processes behind the words, women should not have sex (before marriage), not desire it, not enjoy it, and definitely not sleep with more than one person. A woman who has sex frequently with the same person, has sex with different people, has a high desire for sex, seems to enjoy sex, or just doesn’t feel the need to hide or be embarrassed about her sex life is seen as a slut by many people. Women can even be called sluts/whores/skanks for reasons outside sexual behavior. The way a woman chooses to dress, if she shows too much cleavage, wears skirts or shorts that are too short, or wears clothing deemed too tight, may elicit the judgment of others. Jealousy or dislike may also provide reasons for a name caller to term a woman a slut. Oftentimes, girls are the ones who call other girls sluts I would certainly not refer to a woman that enjoys sex as a slut. The reality is that men are just as “slutty whilst men are allowed to be sexual beings and proud, the masculine equivalent of a slut being ‘stud’ a word ‘used to describe a highly sexual man, [and] often a term of approval and envy.’ very unfair

How does this relate to the thread?

hopefulLandlord:
so true, the words Porn and mastur.bation always interests him in a weird way

Really weird.
I remember him saying that people turn atheist because of porn. Who says that kind of thing if not a person with deep issues.
He must be hiding something.

felixomor:
Wow WORRRRD!
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cwtf.gif

Is it just me or is this guy attracted to every comment about porn? Tell us your story man. What are you suffering from?

DarkRebel69:
The bloke you quoted–whatever his name is–and accused of being Darkrebel is not even remotely Darkrebel, neither is Darkrebel any of those monickers you think is giving you a hard time on this forum. I don't know how to put this. Darkrebel just doesn't care enough about you that he would forsake better and more worthwhile things to take to antagonising you. It's obvious from the verbiage that the accounts are owned by very distinct personas, but, of course, something as crucial as that would escape your notice seeing as you have never been the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. I suspect this is also some form of attention-seeking ploy. It's beginning to become a tradition here. Whenever any of you riffraffs are controverted and challenged on this forum your first recourse is to theorize that it must be Darkrebel behind the attacks. It's becoming a psychosis. I am still waiting for the day one of your relatives would catch STD and you will come on Nairaland to heap blame on Darkrebel. Really, you over-value your worth in my eyes and over-estimate the attention I allot to cyber-nuisances.

Cease enmeshing me in your petty business, woman. We had an argument a long time ago and it ended there for me. My memory of the episode has long evaporated, but it seems you are finding it hard to move on. Move on and stop throwing my name around because I am not the cause of your angst. You would not get another response from me.

Ouch...

sonofluc1fer:
Been a while.
Missed the unique stupidity you bring to threads.

Lol Really unique.

0temAtum:
The only Ekwueme I know in person is Samuel Chinedum Ekwueme whose username account here was 4evergod. He is well known as an established scammer by many people here on Nairaland. He has duped people of 6million naira plus which Ubachi, Mrbllymer, Ranchoddas, HopefulLandlord, Muafrika2, GoodMuyis, Hahn, 1sharon, Dalaman etc can all testify to. Is he the same Ekwueme we are to worship in spit and tooth?

Lol
I know say you go appear.

hopefulLandlord:
hahahaha Game over, someone gets it

"Freshest Clothes" is simply an internet meme

original is "I think its hilarious u kids talking about semphis. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol"
it originated in a gaming forum or something


"Bible College" was gotten here https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/16aho4/coll_gorilla_warfarenavy_seal_variations/

the part about operations and heart attack was gotten here https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=145915743

Loops!!
I don't.

hopefulLandlord:
I'm still hoping some viewer gets this, one can hope

I do.

MuttleyLaff:
As for Sukkot, he, unlike someone well known, like sarassin, does, at least doesnt downplay Jesus Christ,
so, I dont think, he is really all, what he "posts" misconstrues him to be

So, all the more reason, to be careful, not to get overexposed
else the devil will use the mind as a garbage dump

Yes, the soul.
There is no consolation prize,
but, hey, rather that, than nothing

When dining with the devil, you got to have a long spoon
Be careful of the food served too
Look but dont touch
Touch but dont taste
Taste but dont swallow

Sarassin, anyone or anything, that tries to make Yeshua HaMashiach aka Jesus Christ appear, less important than He really is, should set off alarm bells

What does it mean to downplay Jesus?
I think for you lot, anyone who does not subscribe to the notion that Jesus is God is downplaying Jesus.
Jehovah's Witnesses for instance do not agree that Jesus is God. Are they downplaying Jesus in your own books?

Hi Sarassin

I am currently reading a book titled "Our Ultimate Reality" by Adrian Cooper.
A lot of similarities to the things you say here.
I suspect you to be the author of that book.
It's really mind blowing.
What do you think about it?

nkwuocha1:
Lol.
Northern Army with their myopic mindset . IPOB Is a movement, a movement of certain percentage of Igbos who wish to have their their own country through referendum.

All these that happened in ABA was to taste the ground,the military needed to find out the level of destruction that might take place if they carry out their intended mission of eliminating Nnamdi Kanu. Smart people know their unintelligent moves. Definitely, igbos should expect more challenges as they know that Igbos too are ready for them as well. The quick movement of youths from different igbo speaking states with buses and quick destruction of federal properties was actually a game on. They got the message alright;IPOB meant biafra or death for REAL!They will restrategize for sure.The coming weeks will reveal other strategies.

Let's face it! Na gun be Army power.Power comes from the barrel of a gun. They are not well trained to defend themselves in physical combat. No wonder naija delta militants dey chop them like fish inside creeks water. If only this government will be truthful and post the number of Army and naval personal missing in the naija delta especially bayelsa....

I watched the video of the IPOB swimming in mould water. That's what they should expect and more if ever they want to be liberated. Nothing comes easy, sometimes ejaculation/orgasm still comes with pain.For those who lost their lives, my heart goes to their families. It's the choice they made.... We shall all die someday.

The Igbos might have their problems, but whatever be the course they are fighting Now will birth a message to other generations to come. There's is no room for slavery in our land, little wonder we had a decentralized government in pre-colonial times. We may not get biafra quite soon.... But the status quo where a particular tribe feels they are born to rule MUST change. Nigeria MUST change else the country can never be at peace!

Nnamdi kanu, I never liked the guy but he has got guts. Atleast somebody is revolutionizing the country, doesn't matter what way; The only language Nigeria government understands is violence. Dialogue has never worked, if it had, We won't be here fighting ourselves with hate speeches and ethnic/genocidal threats.


Nigeria is a forced union. It's either we live in peace or war in pieces. Truth is, Nigeria was never at peace. We just had a country where her citizens go about their activities as long as they can work and get paid. The recession just brought out the worst in all of us coupled with the bad leadership of president Buhari. Is he the first northerner that has ruled Nigeria? Fulani herdsmen are terrorists yet they have miyetti Allah as their political platform. Whatever happens to them is ultimately defended by the association. Who are we deceiving in this country?

The civil unrest that is brewing is inevitable. It's long overdue. The country need to be thoroughly overhauled through restructuring FIRST, then secession if need be. No matter how we try to manage Nigeria, it cannot work, the average Nigeria youth is tired. A tired, hungry and subjugated man is one who has got nothing to lose if he decides to fight for a better standard of living. Even a rabid dog down,do not want to be hunted.


To those irritants who feels this "war" is an igbo /hausa one, I laugh you with my neck bent upwards. When it starts, it will bring along various riots from aggrieved groups; Those butchered by herdsmen,Muslim Vs Christian, Mambilla vs Fulani, aggrieved Shiites vs Sunni muslims,States with border /land issues especially those states that suffered political divide and rule tactics, Boko Haram will intensify, Naija delta militants, etc.All will hijack the whole unrest ... at the end of it, How many will remain?

What is coming in few weeks to come will be terrible.

After typing this nonsense, I hope you and your family members will be at the front lines when the bullets start flying.

analice107:
At least, i'm something you can identify me by, what and who are you? Empty brass?

A man is no one.

onyenze123:
Nigeria

I am unaware any welfare package in this country. I don't think it's Nigeria.

onyenze123:
Nigeria

I am unaware any welfare package in this country. I don't think it's Nigeria.

Government welfare in which country?

MuttleyLaff:
but some of them said,
"No wonder he can cast out demons.
He gets his power from Satan,
the prince of demons."
- Luke 11:15

When the Pharisees heard this, they said, "This man can force demons out of people only with the help of Beelzebul, the ruler of demons."
- Matthew 12:24

As seen from the above verses,
nobi, today, yansh don dey back now.
Wear that false accusation, like a badge of honour

What I like about you is that you have a Bible quotation for everything.

701ecilana:
Let me bring you up to speed. You are somehow new here. i know her you don't. She wants Jesus to be the same as Lucifer.

She is not looking for a name for her child, that's not the motive. The motive is, Since Lucifer means Bringer of light and Jesus is also called Bringer of light, that means Jesus is Lucifer. She's been on this for a while now.

She doesn't even believe there's an entity like Satan. If you follow her closely you'd get there.

Always the entertainer.

You can name your child Lucius/Lucian/Lucien.

The thread appears to have taken a different turn.

hopefulLandlord:
funny enough, the sentence "Not even God can sink this ship" was simply a fabrication by theists to cast the builders of Titanic in a bad light and Christians have swallowed that statement whole without questions; makes you question the validity of "other things" they've swallowed, if you know what I mean........

I know what you mean.

hopefulLandlord:
okay

Lol. You must give her credit. She's an entertainer.

analice107:
You'd have nothing to say.

Yep. I don't. It will be like trying to explain calculus to a Nursery 2 pupil. A waste of effort.

analice107:
Stop coning into matters you know nothing about.

Yes Your Grace.

hopefulLandlord:
hehe, that cluelessness astounded you

It is a hopeless case. No need to pursue it further.

MummyIMadeIt:
About iwriter can u be of help in providing more clarification to it.
Thanks

Follow this link.

https://www.nairaland.com/3558966/how-make-300-week-writing#52596149

analice107:
Lolzzz. You are a very funny little man. Are you alive? These Scientists this article mentioned, them and their Cloud seeding Mumbo jumbo, are they in America or anywhere else as we speak?

Hey little man, Tornadoes are erasing cities off the map. Do you think to Cloud Seed is to control weather? What are these scientists doing about the Tornadoes and Hurricanes ravishing their lands?

Maybe this is why God is even allowing these things happen so that they can show their scientific skills.

Harvey has passed, ilmer is here, next is another one coming by 25 September. Pls call them to control it, that's what i mean by controlling weather, not doing nonsense called Cloud seeding.

Forget I said anything.

analice107:
Of people who controlled the weather

You are really funny. Have you ever heard of Google? Na was o.

http://gizmodo.com/the-rainmakers-how-human-beings-control-the-weather-707081383

analice107:
Example pls.

Example of what?

analice107:
Satan is the god of the MIND OF MEN.

He rules the world's Systems by taking over and manipulating men's minds by making them do his biddings. thought processes. He ruled Adolf Hitlers mind, he rules today in every Muslim mind, his ruling in the minds of our political leaders.

The 'World' here doesn't include the constellations and weather conditions. He doesn't have that power


Seriously, Satan has as much power as MEN GIVES TO HIM. Hand over your mind, and Satan becomes your god. Take charge of your mind and he falls flat on his face.

Humans can control the weather. Giant strides have been made in the weather modification process and it will only get better.
How is it that the ultimate bogeyman cannot?
Or are just saying what you think?