₦airaland Forum

ChizzyBuna:
If you marry ebonyi woman
The kind wahala pressure she go give you
You fit wake up one day set everything on fire

Wetin my eye see for ebonyi women hand
Dem no fit use mouth talk am finish

Wow... All Ebonyi women from all the LGA? Both old and young? Do you see how intelligent you are? Well done, your family is proud of you!

Nwaokunkpara:
Is this shit really so important to the society and what's the economic and social value of it?

It's important ooo... After Chidimma wins it, it will no longer be important. But for now, it's very very important 😁😁😁

SmartPolician:
Yes, they have invaded Nairaland in their numbers, choking us with SA news that nobody gives a hoot about.

Lol... The person you quoted is also a South African. We like her here sha; she's among the very few reasonable and courteous South Africans on here

I hate to owe please! Where is the account? Lemme pay off my own debt

Jauntybaba:
Yes Japan do refund

Morally upright, and sincere

sparko1:
I like how you say it without contest, do you know the full details of their travels

Of course I do. Besides, the guy I quoted did not discriminate in his acception. You get?

sparko1:
Forget story, you can't enter US with a virgin passport.🙄🙄

Try going to other countries and returning within 3 weeks, if you try US first, there's zero chance they will allow you except he is your spouse or family relation, talking from experience.

Please say what you know. 2 of my guys- Jessica and Muyiwa are in the US as we speak. They both went with virgin passports (the US was their first ever travel outside of Nigeria)!

Discounts on subsequent (or future) applications could also be referred to as refunds; but are return policies done anywhere? Are there any countries that refund?

Is it clearly stated in the terms and conditions that there will be no refunds?

I have never applied for any visas before, I don't even know how the application process goes.

Can anything be done to at least reduce the burden on applicants? Even if it means to do so with a clause.

Adiola:
beg who to come back ?

Yoruba will beg the Igbo and Hausa, Igbo will beg Yoruba and Hausa, Hausa will beg Igbo and Yoruba! Everybody will apologize to everybody.

If you know the amount of raw food leaving the North for the South, you will be dumbfounded! If you know the amount of heavy supplies heading Northwards, and the formal labour going from South to North, you will understand why we ned ourselves.

Split Nigeria today, and all these "free" stuffs will be paid for; everything!

I visited Kwali Market yesterday, and personally counted 6 trailers loading raw foods to the South. Mind you, Kwali (Abuja) is not counted among food-producing areas oo. Niger state, Nassarawa, Kaduna... If you need 100 trailers of grains, you can get it today today! Imagine paying import duty for 100 trailers of grains

mrvitalis:
How does this Data even make sense?

This is not where revenue is generated at all... I and this data doesn't in any way show that

FAAC allocation +IGR doesn't equal revenue generated... Because FAAC itself doesn't represent where it's generated

This data makes absolutely no sense


That aside... We hear oil earnings, why don't we ever hear Gas earnings in this country?
I'm saying this because I'm from IMO...we are a more gas producer than oil...do we get 13% derivative like oil? If yes how much?


Is this why they keep influencing who governs IMO state?

Many people won't understand what you wrote, because you understand what that useless statistics mean! Revenue generated=FAAC+IGR!

What I understand in that post is that South East is being 'marginalize'd! But then again... They will not understand

ehikwe22:
You know these people very well

Don't mind them. If the 20k was from the rest of the world, they would list them out, one after the other. They always want to make themselves look like angels. Demons they all are!

Mvnster:
Na ekpoma get the rest

We're talking of the real cybercrimes. Nigerian fraudster won't reach this level in another 30 years. Our own are still learners where these guys are. Na just say Nigerians too like to de show off. We are talking of money heist kind of cybercrimes here, not pick pockets!

You need to be highly educated to become a beginner in this levels of cybercrimes; our fraudsters are still illiterates

If you have nothing to live for, then, life has lost it's meaning! You won't find love? Then give love!!! You don't always have to be the receiver madam... Be a giver for the first time in your life!!!

You dated Cross, then you dated Soma. Have you sat down to look at your choice of men for love? Do these guys even have love to give? Guys that are looking for one rich girl to attach to, you wan go dull their shine in this GOLD DIGGING business. Keep playing, yo gon' learn!

Let's also remember that the FAAC was derived from some states; if FAAC has to stop, those states get to keep their own resources. Thus, Bayelsa, Delta, Rivers, etc will have much higher revenues.

Secondly, most companies have their head quarters in Lagos. Those companies that derive their products from the above mentioned states will be forced to pay their taxes to the states! Lagos' revenue will drop, other states will rise.


My point? Let's respect ourselves; we are more interdependent in this enclave called Nigeria than we know.

If Nigeria splits today, we will all beg each other to comeback together within 1 year. We depend on ourselves for so much, we can't do without each other!

Over 1,300 from China alone (thanks for telling us); but also tell us where the remaining 20,000 are. US? Europe?

Quick to mention the 1,300 from China, but fall short of mentioning where the main bulk is! I bet it's in your home country.

Where were they killed? What was the purpose of their presence there? Did they try to rescue a hostage? If within Russia, no wahala. But outside Russia... Na nyanga don go wake wahala be that!

Na una citizen... Do as you like. If the living citizens can't call the leaders to order, then the citizens deserve their leaders; just like Nigerians.

Too much talk. I'm not an economist, but I can tell you no office or company in Nigeria can pay 1m minimum wage in the next 20 years!

Minimum wage means your cleaners, office attendants, gardeners, etc will earn that minimum wage. Now... How much do you think the supervisors and managers and Directors would earn? 10m each? It's still not enough!

At 30k minimum wage, some directors were earning 750k; that's 250% the minimum wage.

If minimum wage is 1m, those directors would expect to earn 25m per month!

Mr Governor... Can you pay?

Dictator!

Apcshyte:
Stop complaining or go to court

You're a baboon

So this sick mofo that cannot piece two correct sentences in English is also a celebrity? Wow...

The bar has become too low; just about anyone can become a celebrity these days.

I remember when we look up to people who have contributed meaningfully to humanity (and they were not even called celebrities at the time). They were role models. Now? People look up to Bobrisky. Wow... (Again).

Body of Ododo, voice of Yahaya Bello. These guys just want to have a field day in stealing their states dry.

Please go to a good hospital, they'll give you what you need.

If that is not possible, I'll recommend something for your use to clean the wound.

1. NCP
2. Gauze roll (the very big size; I bought 1 for ₦10,170 in H-Medix)

Dilute the NCP one or 2 caps with 2x quantity of water. Wet the gauze with it and apply over the wound. Leave the gauze on the wound till evening, and repeat in the evening.

You would need to apply another layer of the gauze over the one on the wound, so that the NCP you applied on it does not dry up. Please don't apply any powder (cicatrin powder), or pap... Anything that can leave a particle on the wound.

You'll be fine with some scars, but you'll definitely be fine. Get well soon

I actually love the name... T-Pain ma nigha

Stupid people! The early leaders of Ebonyi State instituted free education across primary and secondary schools. But these modaforkers think sharing peanuts is the way to go. They think building useless infrastructure and and others that will take 30 years to become useful is the way to go.

Human capital development index, poor. Social capital, terrible. Security, terrible. Agriculture, moribund.

But these foolz will not see the good things to do ooo

Woman: Your money no reach oo

Man: Waka

Me... Oga no gree! Go collect the balance inside room🤣🤣🤣

Accidents happen

MrJames007:
L

Aswearugad. I'm looking for my 170km/h video🤣🤣🤣

PointB:
One more thing though, there is no way that speed is 120km/hr, not on that road at least. At 120km/hr no driver can afford to be distracted as reaction time is very short.

I make videos even on 160km/h. At 120km/h, I can gist, laugh, look sideway, many things


Image from one of my videos. I wasn't even speeding

tunjijones:
Thank God I left that country...

Selfish thing to say. What of your parents, siblings, friends, relatives and other loved ones? Have they also left that country? Do you intend never to step foot again in that country? Haba baba... Let's build Nigeria. Our home is our home!

VDM on the beat; but NAFDAC is trying to be smart by half. Why not arrest the man at once, and show him his video where he said the products are registered? Fake product is fake product anywhere abeg