AishaBuhari:
The North - Their Problem...

If you've been giving money to those fulani/hausa kids/parents down south, I implore you to stop it this instant, let them go back to where they came from. They can't continue to hold the South to ransom.

This picture depicts you. Don't think you are safe, they can be more brutal when they get to your zone.
Wise up and let us all nip it by the bud.

goodnews777:
that explains how this slowpoke became a professor. He has no sense but that of religion and cow. The animals are more sensible than this so called professor. Southerners have never killed or slaughtered herdsmen until they the herdsmen started it. Even now the south is still learning to defend themselves. The fact that people like this are behind the killings means only one thing, the entire south must prepare for war. They are not herdsmen, they are agents and foot soldiers for the northern elites.Abdullahi has been known to be a religious bigot who sponsored so many religious disturbances in Zaria whilst he was VC. He is a disgrace to the modern man and a devils incarnate.The united nations must charge people like him with war crimes and crimes against humanity.

This man over here (Ango Abdullahi) birthed serious fanatics while he was the VC in ABU. A lot of non-Muslim lecturers had to leave to Southern States.

This bigot Abdullahi Adamu, very senseless reasoning from a man who is supposed to be enlightened.

High security presence along the Airport-Mando route as the president visits Kaduna state.

The airforce one is captained by a high ranking airforce officer, and two planes accompany the president as seen in the pictures below.

The airforce one is on standby with all engines running while the president continues his business, and a standby plane is always at the other end (just in case).

Its great to be the Commander in chief!

Vyonne broke my heart, see me here and she go carry belle for this white paw-paw NONSENSE

Thief thieving Thief.

Juju jujuing Juju.

Slay slayer slaying Slayer

Me I no send!
Nothing corn sign mi

omoharry:
I am sure your last input here was to galvanize people to vote for Buhari. Abi?

I'm ashamed to say this, but YES I DID

I'm back to nairaland since 2015.

Its time to mobilize the ousting of this present incompetent government.

No scientific way to test how genuine the piece is.
But that's non of my biz.

Not a fan... But Dija rocked it. Dope on her

ClassCaptain:
I remembered my own strip club experience ...

I just came back that day from my chuch Hour of Mercy programme and sat down to rest when i got a call from my friend , that he has arrived home after almost 7 years in SA and that he has lodged in an hotel in town..

Old friends naw, i rushed to the hotel hoping to get some goodies from him .

one thing led to one thing and we landed in the hotel strip club.


Smoke ,loud music,naked girls ,semi naked girls,black,yellow


We ordered for drinks and my friend added cigar.

Before i look left,look right, a black lady was walking towards me...i was already shaking as her confident olympus is standing mammary glands pointed accusing nipples at me.

She winked at my friend and came close to me.

Hello handsome..she said as she carresed my head and chest..


She smiled as her hands roamed freely around my WAR zone..things were really heating up


PDP, APC or LP.,.,she asked me seductively

i looked around to inquire the meaning of these terms from my friend but i could see him being led into one corner by one of the girls as he waved to me..

APC.. I said.
Hmmmn... APC... Will cost you two thousand. She replied as she twirled her tongue and smiled. She was so beautiful i wondered why she had to opt for this.

I quickly removed two k out of what my friend gave me and prepared to follow her inside too.

She just stood,moved away from me and whispered to one of the light skin girls , pointing at me..

Enjoy yourself.she said as she attended to the other customers..

The girl too came and i was almost standing for her to take me to the room and we do this thing till day break. Ma tesojue laleyi.

Damn. This girl dey gave me was errything .She just came with her big breasts and ass, twerked on me for like five mins.


After 4 mins 45 secs, she stood up and walked away.

Where are you going. I asked.
Haa.we are done... She replied.
Done with what... U just gave me five minutes lap dance..wont u take me inside.... I asked playfully.

oga... Infact its usually 3 mins but becos u are new, thats is why i even added two.. You came naw..

You are mad..u better take me to the inner chamber now.. This time my face don change and baba don ready

So is this what apc means here. Just five minutes,2k gone.. How much be ashi for hotel..

I was about dragging her inside when i was warned by the heavy looking bouncers to behave myself as that was the way it was done and that if i didnt know the code,why was i in the club.

Apc was a lap dance till u cum, lp was a Mouth Gig, and pdp was the real deal while the gate fee covers only watching the pole dancers .

And the end , the bouncers threw me out after i demanded for a refund that all enjoyment shld have been covered by the gate fee.

My friend came out in anger claiming he was not allowed to finish and we both retired to his room furious..


Strip club my foot !

Lmfaooo hilarious and imaginative story here.

God protects, but I have a better rest of mind knowing I locked my pedal with this crude device

The sun has barely risen in Morogoro, but these employees always get straight to work. This is a trainee bomb detector, and she’s being taught to recognise the smell of explosives. She’s normally nocturnal, so her teachers wake up early to get the best out of her. And every morning, she and more than 50 other rats do drills over and over again.So it’s a simple system. The rats are walked along lines until they think they’ve found a mine. Then they hear a clicking noiseif they’re right – and then they get their rewards. And they’re not going to miss a chance to get a bigger breakfast. It takes nine months to get the rats ready for work in the field. Unlike dogs, they’re light enough that they can step on mines without setting them off. And so far, they’ve helped communities from Angola to Cambodia.“It’s not good to have that problem of landmines, because people are suffering now. But when we met with them and when they saw us working with the rats, doing the mining, they were very happy, they were giving us big support, so we can finish off these problems.”Mark Shukuru, RAT Supervisor, ASAP.
The charity that runs the project has now reached a deal with the Zimbabwean government to help locate thousands of mines laid during the country’s liberation war.Across the border in Mozambique, the rats have been so successful that the charity believes the country could soon be declared ‘mine free’.“We are there since 2008, we have cleared more than 13,000 landmines in total, and 8,000 on the Mozambique Zimbabweanborder. So we hope now to continue once Mozambique is mine free, to continue on the Zimbabwean side of the border.” Christophe Cox, CEO, ApopoAnd it’s not just bombs: the rats also can identify tuberculosis. They go through hundreds of samples a day, diagnosing far quicker than any machine could. Many people consider rats to be vermin. But in Morogoro they are not carrying disease – but finding it. And whether it’s in the lab or on the field, for these rats, saving lives is all in a day’s work.

http://cctv-africa.com/2015/12/30/tanzania-to-export-its-rats-to-zimbabwe-to-help-sniff-out-landmines/

Refined beauty.

Wow! I just love the Yorubas & their religious tolerance. I wish her a happy home.

I bet The Nigerian safety officials can't memorize the codes seff.

Sexy midget + she's on a stool on that green-dress pic.

B4 nko, is it everywhere/everything the C-in-C would invite the deputy to?.
By the way, how can we have them there while there are other issues to attend to.
+ 4 sai den attack d meeting nko, we'll jus lose d 1st & 2nd man!

Nigeria needs power to be split & a critical thinker as the senate rep, not some puppet.

Politician Maulana Fazlur Rehman has commanded the
military to take action on “immodest women”, who he
blamed for recent terror attacks.
Ulema-e-Islami Fazi leader Rehman also said that
women who wear jeans are responsible for rising
inflation and other disasters, according to reports.
He demanded that uncovered women wear sacks and
stay inside their homes – so the Taliban doesn’t attack
Pakistan.
He said: “The Taliban are our brothers and their angst
against the state is justified.
“As brother Ansar Abbasi has so eloquently put in the
past: TTP’s suicide bombings are just Allah’s wrath upon
us.
“And so there is a need to earmark and eliminate the
real enemy of Pakistan: every woman who wears jeans.”
Clerics in the Middle East have recently made a string of
bizarre proclamations recently.
Islamic police in Iran banned spiky hair over claims it is
linked to “devil worship”.
And an Islamic scholar reportedly issued a command
that women owe their husbands sex at all times – even
when riding on camels.

Source: Daily Mail.
www.thebreakingtimes.com/pakistani-cleric-claims-women-who-wear-jeans-cause-earthquakes-and-terrorism/

LoL I wouldn't be surprised.

Midehi:

sure but sometimes they face the repercution in future.

Which fakkn future, gold digging whores

Nice one guy, @least he didn't lay a finger on her.

sexyseun:
Na only SA universities waka come haba!
Time to prepare for Masters in a South African Uni

with the ongoing xenophobia, babe rethink ur option.

Clueless yero, go & learn boy

Five men in Iraq, were pulled out of their homes and lashed in public after they installed flush toilets in their bathrooms.

Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) in Mosul, announced that its fighters had whipped five men for using flush toilet instead of squat toilet in their homes.

The incident unfolded on Tuesday night. Each of the five men were lashed 20 times. Residents in the city, said that ISIS warned that they would lash anyone who uses a flush toilet in their home.

ISIS also warned residents to refrain from using cellphones, watching TV and chewing gum. Violators will receive 20 lashes for each offense.

Earlier this month, ISIS fighters captured a man and took him as a prisoner to Mosul.

The mother of the man, who was determined to see her son, traveled to ISIS headquarters and asked to see him. The terrorists told the mother to rest after her long journey, and offered her food before taking her to her son.

They brought her cups of tea and fed her a meal of cooked meat, rice and soup. At first, she thought that they were kind.

When she was done eating, she asked the terrorists to take her to her son, but they laughed in her face, saying that she just ate him.

The poor woman did not know that the terrorists killed her son and made a meal from his flesh before feeding her.

http://www.radar.ng/oddity/5-men-receive-20-lashes-each-for-installing-water-closet-in-their-homes/

Fvck this shii!
Free our baffs 4 we.

You drive into a filling station. You tell the attendant, how much you want to buy. He begins to sell and then tops at a figure, say N1000 and returns the nozzle to the pump. You then tell him, “I said N5000.” He says “Sorry, I thought you said N1000.”

You shrug. He removes the pump again from the pump, and the display is wiped off. He now proceeds to sell to you the outstanding balance.

It doesn’t matter how loudly you shout the amount you want to buy the first time, they still do it. I had always wondered why they do that nonsense until last Tuesday at Mobil by Otedola Bridge on the Lagos Ibadan Exp Way.

I told the gentleman to fill the tank. He put the nozzle into my car’s fuel tank and stopped at N1000 and returned the nozzle to the pump. I was annoyed and it was obvious. I told him I wasn’t buying again. He panicked and told me to relax and that he hadn’t sold anything. He now proceeded to sell me exactly  the amount I wanted.

In essence, the N1000 that first appeared on the display was phony. He panicked because he thought if I decided to leave at that point when all he had sold to me was hot air, I would have noticed once I looked at my fuel gauge. And he thought it was better to confess and have me quietly leave.

Apparently, when they want to play this trick, they have a way of getting the pump to read to a predetermined figure without selling anything. When you protest that that is not the amount you want to buy, they now proceed to sell the balance to you properly. In essence, you have been shortchanged by the amount they pretend to have first sold to you.

randomFYO:
This is fvckdd.as days go by, I lose confidence in this General.
I think he is tired & suffering from amnesia

FP pls!

This is fvckdd.as days go by, I lose confidence in this General.
I think he is tired & suffering from amnesia

Beautiful!!!
+ she got just 1 ear-ring pierce, perfect damsel