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Na your fat luck be dat, Next pls!

And I stil keep wondering, and pondering why a 'sane' guy would beat his girlfriend [someone he has not yet married] ?, The beaten girl should end that relationship ASAP b'cos, if it venture leads to marraige, then, am sorry to say that she married a WIFE BEATER !!! , But some gals sef no dey try at aaall! After a guy must have spent all his hard earned on them, they'll dump his sorry ass and go for another dude, but to me, I think that's part of the problems that nature throws at us. Just dust off your ass and move on, for life goes on!

Depends!

Op, na wa for u oo! So, with what youri username implies, u stil dey panic say gal get belle for u, ni?

WOW !!!, OP, I cant believe i finished reading all that pages Mc millian text book that you typed on the front page. Pls, let me take some rest and come back lerra for my reply pertaining your story. *Leans back on his sofa to take a good rest!*

Interesting!

Lastime i checked, one person amongst "Aki & Paw paw" is married. So, if as short as they are, they can stil get married, and the girl that i might meet is not as short as "Aki & Paw paw", then why won't i proceed the relationship?

Chop wetin?. . .How de thin dey be?

Socketing his "Romario" inside your "Bebeto" !!!

No matter who the person is, AIDS no dey show for face OO!

Condom pls!

Den I go pack my losd dey go na, no be crime!

Odunnu:
When would our culture embrace adoption as an option?

Sista, not until they embrace it, whoever wishes, should go for it, so long as that person is cool with it!

I don't give a Rat's a$$ to what the society would say!

Jor oo, make una no spoil me oo, abi omo mummy. I no know how punny be oo. Wetin be punny sef?

Bawss1:
^^ Is Osaka affected too?

NO!. . .Osaka is safe. But, right now as am typing this post, the tsunami wave is about to visit some part of Indonasia. I recorded it on my phone (about 1hr viedo record) but I don't know how to upload it here on NL.

Maybe this will help ~~> http://au.news.yahoo.com/video/national/watch/24486188/7805482/

na una sabi sha!

Even as am typing this post, Im stil watching it live on tv now. Nna mehn, no be small thing O!

just imagine washing away a pack of ants with a "bowl" of water ?

*Picks up his car key and leaves all his belongings in Dazzles house. Humps into his car and zoom's off in anger!*

assme:
well Ranoscky I didn't want to say this before so not to mk a brother feel bad bt since u gave up, i will go ahead.

She sounded like she was saying bye bye to Ranoscky where she was thanking u for always being there for her, for the smiles, the jokes, I mean, it sounds more like a bye bye  and to Super Ted she started with Wow!( sounds like a new found love) and to buttress the point she writes "am looking forward to better days
with you" take heart Ranoscky.

*Faints.*

omolasgidi:
Dude, wrap am o!
make dem no go dey wonder why her belle dey shoot when na only am dey house

Guy, daz y I tel u say agro na bad tyn, so, I gasto utilize de only oportunity wey I get b4 my prick go break!

assme:
judging by length of the write up, Ranoscky seems to have the upper hand but from the weight of the wordings, this super Ted guy mayb the winner. well, lets hear from the poster.

I give up!

Omolola1:
It isn't a must to marry the girl but it is a must to take care of the baby

Word!

omolasgidi:
that fruit no gree rotten. e dey regenerate and remain fresh,
But if madam's flight gets cancelled nko?

Ma guy, Na make I just go chop my own share clean mouth be my own, no be to sleep inside the punny!

@least, de punny is mine for de whole duration of tym wey madam no dey (Omo mehn, na enjoyment galore O)

*Yawns*. . . . .Page 10, and I am yet to read a post that will counter Harakiri's.

Can't beleive the other posters bored me to sleep.

All harakiri posts are the real definition of "TRUTH HURTS". Now, I can see how many  nerves that are hurt by his posts. Somehow, Im stil wondering how a simple question like: "Wetin Women Dey Contribute 4 Relationship Sef?" turned out to be "What is the problem with Harakiri?" I stil can't really figure out why, but, NOTHING is the problem with Harakiri if you ask me. He's just being realistic and truthful, but, unfortunately, the truth is hurting so many nerves on this thread ( that was why they said "Truth Hurt" ). No need of raining abusive words to anyone, lets keep it matured that we are.

Someone said "If not for female, there won't be male ( More like, there won't be food on the table if not for the husband )". But, the last time I checked, God created a woman from the ribs of a man, so, how come there won't be a male if not for female? . . . Well, maybe she knows berra than God. I rest my case on that!

To the best of my knowledge, I think Omolola's post is the ONLY reasonable post that I came across on this thread amongst the female posters. They said: Make it 'cute', or keep it 'mute'. And I think Omolola made it "cute" which is reasonable. Other female posters are just being feminist.

Harakiri    - Brilliant posts. I think you gat my vote on this, brov, big ups!
Dowjones - Nice write up.
Pro01       -  Always on point!
Deeplo     - I dey feel you.


Stil waitin for positive and reasonable answer to the question, tho!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=618849.msg7888579#msg7888579 date=1299810408][color=deeppink] Goldigger [/color][/quote]Even the highest golddigger is not expected to smash up to that figure!

Odunnu:
Now I need a maga to disvirgin me again

Alright, visit this thread ~~> https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-619510.99999.html#bot

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