₦airaland Forum

abujaddan:
You guys re wondering why dis keeps happening at a rapidly growing stage in this country, do u know its now a common thing in the so called civilized countries like USA or UK or france?, well its part of the free gifts that come with been civilized

True talk my broda, no be lie !!!

(but it's kinda disgustin hearin about it)

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=531605.msg6949807#msg6949807 date=1287194044]I think you are asking the wrong guys. I doubt that any of us men on this site is your prospective husband, so, instead of asking a bunch of strangers to enumerate their unrealistic attributes in a woman, you should be looking for a guy who will appreciate you. Ask yourself if there is a single guy here whose requirements that you fully meet. I would like to guess that your answer is no, not because you are inadequate as a prospective bride but because you are not perfect. Remember that only a few men will truly want to marry you; others simply want to hit and run. It is your job to access this men, and weed out the pretenders, the immature, and the players. You are an educated woman, so act like one.[/quote]You think say if u write all dis rubbish about ureslf finish, she go ask for ur number?

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=531605.msg6949807#msg6949807 date=1287194044]May I ask what kind of qualities you like in man. Better yet, like my mother always ask me, list exactly three things that will instantly open a path to a relationship with a man.[/quote]Truth don dey com out small-small. U gon soon ask for her number or email.

[quote author=e-pentium link=topic=531605.msg6946735#msg6946735 date=1287156811]If you are a God fearing man not seeking to enter into the NA before wedlock, WHAT are the other things you like in your woman[/quote]@Omo_to_dun, oya she don open up, kuku finish the job for hia !!!

[quote author=e-pentium link=topic=531605.msg6946735#msg6946735 date=1287156811]Because it appears that all MOST men care about is entering into the NATIONAL ASSEMBLY of ladies.[/quote]So u know it's NATIONAL ASSEMBLY and u'r stil askin of what men needs from a woman ba ?

samoks:
If i may ask, how deep is this pot right now that you are afraid of it going deeper?

My broda, i taya O! Gurls like dis na dem dey make dia bf dey chop n clean mouth for outside.

OP, Relationship of nowadays INCLUDES s3x (to tell you the truth).
You better becareful with the kinda men you date with such idea of urs.

Best of luck !!!

Absu:
Watz dis fuse about honey pot,abi na honey wel,abi na honey wetin self?Who even told dem it tastes like honey?Hav u eva hiv a sign of relief afta takin honey.If not dat nature designed it dat way,i dont tink any person wud b tinking about it.Sewww, Lok at dem talkin as if dey can do witout d JOYSTICK.

Guy abeg no kill me wit laff abeg, i neva wan die !!!

12large1:
look at this "mikelrapper" i guess u did not watch haruna last season please go and watch him he played like essien as a midfilder he was everywhere "mikelrapper" haruna is definetly not like someone that would pass the ball sideways all the time the guy has already scored about 4 screamers one against lille,sochaux,colombia all of them from 25yards wetin mikel don do sidepass back to terry or sidepass back to drogba. haruna is even better than essien as an attacking midfilder

I taught u said home based players suckx, y all d praises on Haruna ?

nopuqeater:
most of these nigerian men are little boys, or future wife abusers.

they may not do it with their fists and kicks. but are gonna do it with their speechs and actions.


all these boys are asking for, for the most part; submissive, humble, teachable wives! these are ridiculous demands, if not demeaning. i hope you did not learn these from your fathers. and if you did and your mothers went for it, the results are you; bad quality for potential husbands.

you need to drop the evil of your fathers on your mothers. then adopt good behavior of mutual respect and know that these women, are your wives, the mothers of your children, your partners and most importantly your mates. it is them who see you in the morning before others. and the one who see you last at night without another.

a woman should be better than her husband in look and kind and soft heartedness. wife is always the emotional balance of the family, usually the nurturer. in normal condition, she is the primary caretaker of the home, specifically the children who she had in her womb for 9 months and nursed for even a longer period of time.

a happy wife is a happy home. a happy home is a sign that the wife is contented.


Nigerian boys. please grow up to be good men, civilized people and in the long run good husbands and mates to your wives. none of you males will want your women folks to be classified as you have classified in your responses for the most part.

Erima wey no wine well, DAPADA !!!

ceah:
I THINK EVERYONE got a unique character of his/her own that makes nairaland interesting, keep it up guys, Love you all.

Exactly my broda, nuff love !!!

^
Call her ?

What if she ignores ?

Omo, na yawa be dat joor, make she go DIE abeg !!!

timmy2409:
Navy PH in the house? y'all know that school was the shyt, I swear I can write a thousand-page book on all the shyt man had to endure in that craphole

for starters

- I was made to sleep on a bare metal bunk while a senior slept on my mattress

- I had to pin my head on concrete parade ground for at least 30 mins before bedtime (lights out) every night for one term.

- One time, I was made to give up my bunk for some random senior and then had to sleep with my mattress on the floor. Then in the middle of the night, while I was asleep, some other senior yanked my mattress out from underneath me. When I complained, he effing slapped me!

- I never went through one whole day without getting flogged at least once

- our prefects were supplied with fresh new 'koboko' whips EVERY MONDAY!, nuff said

- Our drenches were full of years of decayed shyt (including urine, bath water, occasional feces, etc) that had turned totally black, imagine rolling in all that stuff, yeah they made us do it (btw those things had some extremely big as$ mosquitos, )

- what would all this be if I forget to mention that our toilets were bad and we had to pound shyt down them when they got full (picture FAT toilet flies buzzing around, horrid smell killing your organs and liquidy shyt splashing all around) eww!!!! *pukes*
Okay nuff said

The last part alone is a discouragement already for me to send any of my children to boardin schooL, NEVER !!!

dayokanu:
All the housemasters chickens never lived to see maturity courtesy of we.

laffin nuff $$$$$ into my bank account !!!

kcjazz:
I saw a rat pulling a Ghana-must-go out of a cupboard . That rat scared me

Na one senior send am !!!

LadyT:
And you have people screaming that kids need to be sent to boarding school in Naija to learn!

My sister, are you not stunned with such utterance?

with all the evil deeds that im readin here ?

NEVER !!!

[quote author=onye_okwu link=topic=531518.msg6940970#msg6940970 date=1287080418]i pity the girl sha but her offspring will be another disastrous leader in nigeria like obj ogunlewe and other thief thie f from Yoruba
oduduwa true leaders cursed people what kind of pleasure could a man derived by sleeping with is daughter only yorubas know the answer
tufiakwa aru
abomination
nonesencyyyyyyy
[/quote]Get a pair of balls you maggot !!!

LouisThoru:
This is a result of GEJ's bad government.

Sign out of dreamland and sign in to Nairaland !!! (I taya for some pipu O! ehn?)

[quote author=Dr_Adre link=topic=531518.msg6941370#msg6941370 date=1287085207]Am i dreaming[/quote]You'r CERTAINLY not my broda, it's REALITY !!!

^^

I would advice u to stop creatin and contributin to sports topic b'cos, you'r of same with mama gee !!!

(No expirience in football analysm)

^^
Keep on lecturin her, i hope she's learnin !!!

^^

WOW !!!

You lost both ?

Eyaaa. . .Fukk the world

So sorry my dear, they'r restin in peace !

^
You be really naija woman !!!

hmmmm

Alfanu

You'r such a Handsome guy !!!

Speechless.

What else can i say, for all what men needs in a woman has been posted by other posters already !!!

Op, left for you to read, choose, practise and decide on what role you'll like to play to get your mr ryt !!!

tpiah:
did you put it to her in those exact terms.

And if u wia in her shoes, would u?

Mstcheew !!!

My X left me for no just cause (about 5yrs ago) and i moved on with my life.
Am i to start thinkin of my X's B-day when i know i can't even remember mine and have lots to think about?
To make matter worse, it was my present gf that reminded me of my B-day these yr (with gr8 surprised gifts) !!!

Op, you can just send her somtin like: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU . . .as simple as that and move on with your life.
Or better stil, man-up and bone anytin X. Let by-gone be by-gone for someone that wants to procceed further does not allow thins of the pass to bring him down, that's the belief of a courageous man !!!

@Jude, since your X did not borther textin U B-day wishes, den don't borther yoursef in sendin her a B-day text too.
It shows that she has forgotten about U and moved on with her life, so u also should forget her and move on too !

medjai:
this same Niger defeated Egypt that have won the last three editions of AFCON. I guess almighty Egypt "sucks" too. There are no minnows in African football anymore, havent you heard?
I think the problem with our play is not the lack of a creative midfielder but the lack of a playing pattern. Our players just get on the pitch and freestyle that's why their play is always disjointed and uncoordinated

Lecture him !!!

^
Bless you too my broda, and have a nice day too !!!

bestman09:
Everything depends on you! The amount you spend does not guarantee the success of the marriage! Use your common sense my brother

Well said my broda !!!

Op, somtyms wen i see questions lyk dis, it freaks me out, honestly !!!

There'r no pamanent fixed price for a weddin. what if u'r told dat a weddin would cost u 5million naira and all the amount you have in your bank account is 2.5million, what will you do? will you go and borrow the remainin to make it 5million just to satisfy your wyf, inlaw and weddin attendants that your weddin is one of the best? FINE !!! After that, what next? debt follows! where are the attendants on your weddin to help you out on your debt? they'r all at their various homes havin a good tym with the lives. All they know is that, they have attended, witnessed  and celebrated your weddin cerenmony with you, whatever you'r goin thru afterwards, they careless !!! Mind you, even that 5million is lyk 5000k to some rich men in our society that can even spend more of that on their DAUGHTERS weddin, not to talk of theirs (or on their own birthday) !!!

what am i sayin in essence? - You know how much you have in your bank account. If they list out the things you'r goin to buy for your weddin, and you check to yourself that the amount on the list are xtravagant (compared to how much you have in the bank), you better opt for cheapper ones, and believe you me, you'll get the cheapper ones that your money can afford and you'll be satisfied with it (it's just that people would talk! Sayin he went for cheapper articles), but let them say, na dem get dia mouth !!! Yoruba say: "Elenu lo lenu" (Na dem get dia mouth) !!! Igbo people say: "Onye na way ya" (each person on his or her own) !!!

Even if a rich man spends so much money on his daughters weddin, he'll stil be criticised of spendin RECKLESSLY (when they have many people starvin for food), not to talk of an average hustlin lagos worker, abegie !!!
Spend whatever YOU, urself wish to spend and reserve some money to carter for your family after the weddin. Whoever wants to chop enuff rice and drink awuff shayo should do all that with his/her money, for you'r not Jesus the son of God that fed 5,000 people with "TWO LOAFS OF BREAD AND 5 FISHES" !!!

My opinion !!!

Op, i guess it's not all men dat approaches u on d way dat u give ur phone # (u even snub some and pay attention to som). So weneva u see a frd request on fb and u don't feel lyk addin dat person, just ignore d request, add doz u feel like addin and move on wit ur lyf, as simple as that !!!

But if u ask me, a site lyk fb and others is for fun and nottin else (After all, most married couples started thru fun) !!!

Just take dem sr8 to d Zoo and let d animals feed on dem !!!

Nwaka77:
But it is broke a.z.z negroes from Naija that will get into immense fraudulent activities just to show off their ill gotten wealth on Nairaland. Sigh!

If u ask me, dis is kinda RACIST uttrance to ur fellow nigerian citizens even tho some of dem r always caught in fraudulent. R dey more worst dan d mexicans livin in America? Dia'r oda lines dat u can use in expressin ur opinion abt nigerian fraudstars but usin words lyk: "BROKE AZZ NEGROES FROM NIGERIA" freaks me out !!!

What about d latino's dat would take som1's lyf just to make money?

orangemen:
@12large1,
is this poster same as the 12large? are u in a kind of promotion or what? is there any possibility that u were blocked? if they have blocked your original id, it means u will soon be 12large12.
as usual, u can't stay away from useless topics.

I didn't even notice it, i guess he was banned before.

The guy need to get a pair of balls really !!!!

^
My broda, dat guy lyf taya walai. just even check d comment wey im make below:

12large1:
also al these talk about homebase team is totally nonsense and rubbish nigeria current homebase suck. a team that cannot win niger don't deserve a chance in main eagles, homebase is definetly not the answer just look at the way ahmed musa dump kano pillars for a small club in holland

Sombody left nigeria for a better european football and environment, naim dis one com hia dey yan tube & tire !!!

12Large, u need to get a pair of balls !!!

kcreal:
Youngichou, you again?

Dat guy is a waste of human resources !!!

EzeUche, u'r the one that started this rubbish, y can't u guys get a pair of balls for shyt sake?