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I want to donate my own body when i die too (true talk) !!!

@Theblessed,

Readin your post on this thread tells why you'r being called "THEBLESSED". May you, your husband, your children and the whole of your family be BLESSED forever in Jesus name, and i say a BIG AMEN to that !!!

Your post is no doubt the best and most reasonable and matured post amongst all, a classic one really !!!

OP, Theblessed had said it all, i don't think there's anything else left for me to say.
Mind you, we'r Nigerians, and we'r so difficult to handle. And one thing you'll try to know is that, if a man eats 3square meal (of which is the norm to eat a day), the society will talk (sayin other people has nottin to eat and he's eatin 3 times a day). And if a man eats just once a day (b'cos he had no money), the society will still talk (sayin he's a poor man). Are you not suprised that som1 did his weddin with just N500,000 and he's being labbelled a STINGY MAN. But another did his with N10,000,000 and he's being called a FOOL, STUP!ID, NONSENSE and WICKED man. Why? B'cos, they said thousands of people are starvin to death and he's there celebratin his weddin with such HUGE amount of money. If you talk, dem go crucify you. If you no talk, dem go stil crucify u (daz naija for you).

I remember of an Indian man that got married to a Nigerian gurl he met here in NL. They wedded and after the weddin, the man created a topic and shared with us their weddin pix. Someone was jealous and envy and started criticisin and insultin the man, sayin he (the Indian man) never loved the Nigerian gurl that he married her just b'cos of one thing or the other. That after he stayin some yrs in Nigeria, he'll abandon the wife and the children here in Nigeria and go back to his home country (India) to settle for another wife. When the man saw all the those comments, he withdrew all the pix and his posts, but it was other posters (includin me) that were against and respondin to all the rubbish the other guy was postin. But later, the Indian man posted back all the pictures he withdrew and even posted more, and to worsen the matter, he posted even the pix that he was kissin his bride (so that haters would go and die if they don't like it). The more they post rubbish, the more the Indian man keeps postin more pictures.

But do you know that, at last, dsame guy that was sayin trash later came back to his senses and appologised to the Indian man and that was how that thread ended peacefully. I was even surprised to hear Tudor sayin~~>"Dont worry, our God is a good god and works magic". Mind you, this same Tudor was the one callin that same God a ~~> "GOAT, KILLER, MURDERER. Thatz to tell you the kind of people we have here in NL. Just like what Theblessed said on her post, don't mind them but just ignore them. I'll like you never to reply them, just ignore their post and be yourself, i believe that would show how the level of your maturity is (just as Ruggedman refused to reply 9ice by himself for him not to de-rep his dignity but asked his boys to do the finishin for him). So i believe your silenceness would be the best answer to them.

All in all, just hold on to your dreams, God in his infinit mercies will see your thru !!!

konfessor:
i see nothing bad in sagging but the society we live in is so narrow minded that all they do is criticise what really has no impact on anything,
tell me how sagging decreases the productivity or creativity of a person? no way! or how does it make a person more holy or unholy? still peeps go at as tho it is one big deal.
if a man wants to sag, to him, it is simply a fashion statement or somtin tthat apeals to him!
we should learn to address issues that really affect people , not some fashion orientation that has no effect on anything!

Enjoy broda !!!

Stallion84:
classic fool

May your days be long. I think thatz the BEST answer to her !!!

Na Fashola fault !!!

Danjosyus:
I com n bow 4 NLanders wen it coms 2 posting comments. Evrybody go just dey talk anytin wey hin belly move am 2 talk regardles of d fact say their argument may not even b founded by established facts. E.g. 'When d mouth opens, other parts of d body opens by reflex'. 2 b continued later

Lol.

Exactly my broda. I taught i was the only one that saw it !!!

toloz:
hpkins, make u no mind madeworite. For the woman to use such language, e be like say e no get home training. if im no careful i go tell people who she be. anyway the tin don tire me an i dey speak up now.

Nairalanders and SCB Management!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

e-pentium na Elijah Adetimehin. Na im post all the lies. E no be staff for SCB but e friends for our branch na Julius Olatoye, Ngozi Agunane and Loretta Okodugha. him main godfather na our oga T himself the one and only TONY OBASI.

i don tell una who tell am make it do am. una know say na im do that blog wey don also close

I rest my case

INTERESTING!!!

keep on advertisin ur stup!dity !!!

[quote author=mädchen link=topic=534600.msg6992630#msg6992630 date=1287752877]Nonsense post![/quote]Exactly !!!

queeneve:
Somebody said that Igbo men make good housewives, if that the case, that mean MOBO IS IGBO!

Somebody asked which tribe MOBO from, so I investigated and found out that MOBO IS IGBO,

You disgraced your tribe MOBO, shame on you nukka!

So, are you now sayin it's a DISGRACE for a husband to help his wife ?

jp philips:
how my "Org*asmic" stupor turn "glorious"? moderator na born again?

U neva see anything !!!

@Yemmykemmy, may God bless you abundantly and add more sense of humour to your wisdom and knowledge, for if i were the poster of the thread, no doubt, im goin for your advice. Once again God bless (1st class quote) !!!

@Op, *scratches his head* Let me tell you my story.

I once dated a gurl that everybody that saw the gurl (even my brothers and my sisters) were like~~> "mehn, dis your gf fine O!" And the most suprisin thing is, even my elder sister that likes criticisin gurls commended her beauty and all to be a good wife for me. But the first day that my mum saw the gurl, she just quietly called me into her room and was like~~>"Who's that gurl?" and i replied, she's my gurlfriend. And she asked again: "Where did you know her?" and i replied, she came from Onitsha. And she asked: "Have you been to Onitsha b4?" And i replied, NO! And after my response, her face was like~~> and she walked out of my face. And i was like~~>

My mum wasn't happy about the gurl and me ma, i no wan lose the gurl so me and my mum com dey get quata ova the erima for months. It's a long story sha, but to cut it short, the gurl called me one evenin and opened up that she's a P.R.O.S.T.I.T.U.T.E !!! . She said refused to tell me, why? B'cos, she's never met my kinda guy b4 and she's afraid she's gon lose me if she tells me, and i was like~~> DAMN !!!

But matta no end for dia sha, b'cos, i stil like develop som kinda dirty luv for the stripper but after som months, we started lossin interest for eachother (my mama prayer don dey work for my head). But i thank God she's now a proud mother of a bouncin baby gurl and married to a biz man and they'r leavin a happy married life !!! She cried betterly when she knew that i won't make it to her weddin b'cos, she said thats the only thing that i can do to make her happy since we didn't make it !!!

I'm not sayin you should listen to your mum that she may be right or so, but im just tellin you my own part of your cimilar story that i went through. My advice? I ain't gat none but if you ask me to try and provide one, i'll advice you to go with Yemmykemmy's advice, no doubt !!!

@Larimo, i taught someone (or even the Op) would have said Amen to your prayer before it get's to my turn, but since nobody, i say a BIG AMEN to it, and i claim it in Jesus name.,.,, , Amen !!!

In Lagos ?.?.?

Anh anh ? Wella nau !!!

So many 'face me i face u' landlord do collect monthly, while some collect six to one year rent !!!

Nuffin to say !

Interesting !!!

stevetboy9:
If you like, tie rope with a big stone around your neck and jump into the lagoon just because of your first lady's incorrect spoken English ; she is the first lady and your shouting all over nairaland won't do anything near changing that. Can't you criticise someone with out raining abuses? Some of you wrote English as english, some discuss as discourse all in the name of criticising. Your hatred, jealousy, envy wont and cant change anything. Go get a life and let others live! Jobless people, its not your fault sha, na government's fault. If you want to see 2011, just dont dare insult or try to quote my post for criticism! To be fore-warned, is to be fore-harmed. I've written!

U gat me laffin $ in2 my bank account !!!

fredax gil:
oyibo grammatical. pls leave my first lady alone,are you a professor of English?
then shame on you. don't you have a mother tongue? go and specialize there. English is borrowed,use to pass information and that's exactly what she did and am glad you got the message.When a white man says A seven man committee we say its modern , so, whats wrong with'A children'.maybe you should check the latest English dictionary before you loose your certificate.
OUR FIRST LADY IS A NIGERIAN AND SHOULD ONLY BE ASSESS ON HER PROPER USE OF HER MOTHER TONGUE-IGBO

'A' seven man committee, instead of 'Seven man committee' .

Exactly my broda, you'r damn fukkin ryt (my mind no even go dia sef O!)

ahmedoo:
Abeg make una allow our 1st lady enjoy her tenure jare, afterrall she is new in d game,she will improve wit time and even if she doesnt nutin spoil.by nw we supose don legalise pidgin english 4 9ja.proudly 9ja

I taya o, my broda. Even 'Hu jin tao' (Chinese president and a former biz man that was born and brought up in US) speaks his native language even when speakin to Obama in a conference meetin.

Some of us are the cause of it when any little arguement with som1, they'll start callin the other Iliterate as if they themselve knows it all (when even Obama himself knows not all about Education).

Op, just don't allow me see you on the street cos i'll blow your brain off ur empty skull for bringin up this stinky topic !!!

It's maggotts like you that made European vivas very hard to get in Nigeria !!!

Kini BIG deal ?

luap:
she to young for you Uncle Molester

By the way, all the posters that support a 32 marrying a 20. Go have your head examined. What is wrong with you folks!!!

Child pls, examine YOUR head first before askin others to. What the fukk is wrong with a 32yrs old man marrying a 20yrs old gurl ? Would that stop her from proceedin on whatever she wants to achieve in life as a woman ? Or is a 20yrs old gurl too young to concieve or nurse a baby ? Or is it b'cos of the age difference ? I guess you'r not based in Nigeria for you to see a 40yrs old man being intimate with an 18yrs old gurl. Haven't you seen grown up women (from 30yrs up) that doesn't know their responsibilities as a house wife ?  And haven't you expirienced a young girl of 18 that knows and does all the duties of a house wife even when stil on her parents house ? Marraige is not all about a good match for age but how matured and responsible one can be as a married man or woman.

Since you'r talkin about perfect match for age, click on this link below and see for yourself what a 21yr old man and a 22yr old woman did to their child: http://news.yahoo.com/video/orlandowesh-16122564/22468812

jalether:
Who dey follow you argue?

You made a false assertion and I pointed it out to you

whether Ade's harsh treatment by the fans and wenger is warranted or not is not the real issue here, the crux of the matter is that your initial

statement of arsenal having respect and love for all their ex players is false. kappish. just admit that you goofed and stop making silly excuses.

Omo mehn, I motto for som pipu sha (no be only taya) !!!

Well, i made a false comment, that's your opinion. I guess i know what im talkin about when i gave you link to back my comments. And pls, i never made any silly excuses. For you to disagree wit me does not amount that i made a silly excusses, thanx !!!

I guess the poster that i quoted earlier (yoji) made the ryt comment when he said Arsenal fans beefed all their X-players ryt ? But since we didn't observe somthin like that durin yesterdays match (against shakta Donestk) and durin barca's visit to Arsenal with Henry, i guess he's stil ryt even if we didn't xpirience his false statement ryt ?

ITK.

Boring !!!

Gtitan

You'r ryt on point brov, im stil tryna figure out why som ppl says it's in-apropriate. But to me, it's a good match !!!

LouisThoru:
Does it mean the vagi na does an open and close rythm anytime we females talk? As in, open, close, open, close, flap, flip, flop, especially the wide ones, the noise will be like, flop, flap, flop, flap, flop, flap, thank God men dont listen when we talk.

I guess daz how your 'Center of attraction' sounds wen a guy is shinin your Congo !!!

holydante:
you are asking for a bullet in the skull from her

Exactly my broda. Dat kain Obituary naim i dey lanko wella, i no send the person wey we dey Obi em tuary !!!

jalether:
Does a certain Emmanuel Adebayor ring a bell?

Talk of those that left with clear mind and conscience and not som1 that had lil mis-understandin with the coach or the club management before leavin. Adebayor had a lil mis-understandin with wenger before leavin and did u see what he did to V.persie on the field of play against Arsenal ? If so, why won't he be boo-ed and beefed by the fans ? You left a club doesn't mean when play against them next time, you'll try to injure your former team mates. And was that the reason why it was generalised to "all Arsenal players" that left the club ? Pls read the link on my previous post and see for your self what the Arsenal fans did when Eduardo, not only that he played against Arsenal, but when he scored against Arsenal, read and findout to yourelf how the Arsenal fans reacted when Eduardo scored against his former club and tell me how many players had recieved such oviation. And did you see his (Eduardo) reaction after the goal ? Did he celebrate ? NO, because he recieved a V.I.P Oviation when he arrived to Emirates, and not that animal (Adebayor). For your info again, what would you say about Thiery Henry's visit to Emirate with barca (i guess he was also beefed and boo-ed right) ?

I broda, lets forget about these matter abeg !!!

I taya for som pipu o! which kain Amebo topic be dis ?

Op, wetin concern u even if she speak broken ? if sombody go baff for baff-room com out, e go make front page for Nairaland. If Emeka chop meat, Kayode chop kpomo, e go make front page for Nairaland, which one be una own sef ? Shey dem tell u say na English 'Hu jin tao' (chinese president) dey speak for Obama if dem dey conference meetin ? All the so called literates wey dey for power for the past decades, wetin gud dem don do for us ?

Na handwork u no get b'cos, if u get somtyn doin, u no go even get tym watch tv talkless of bringin up dis topic !!!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=534920.msg6979581#msg6979581 date=1287587747]And some ppl will come in here to boast that Nigerian men have big pen is [/quote]Dat okada man's is stil sleepin (and you can tell from the pix that the sausage wasn't on a good mood), when it wakes up from sleep, you'll see how big, fat, long and huge it is !!!

BTW, wetin your eye find go okada man sausage ?

ifyalways:
@ kini.
Do KIA ppl carry gun and this happened in Lasgidi?Im suprised the masses only stood and watched . . . Things have changed.

The first day i saw what you wrote under your username eh ? . . .OMG, i laffed off my name outta my body !!!

Very funny indeed !!!

yoji:
This is d most sensational story of d year. It came out of d blue. Well that's one of d consequences of success very early. Well he has paid his dues and I can understand d need to try out new challenges out there, afterall that's d measure of a real man. Unlike arsenal fans that beef their players that leave as if d club is a cult, I think united fans appreciate him and will miss him cos his passion and effort cud never be questioned.

Child please !!!

Where did u see Arsenal fans beef their x-players that left the club? Did u watch Arsenal match yesterday?

Did you observe what happened when Eduardo scored against Arsenal? Read the link below and see for yourself.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=834106&sec=uefachampionsleague&cc=4716

Nigerian man did it, they called it SUFFER HEAD !!

Obama did it, they called it CLASS !!

All na wetin western mentality dey cause !!!

I ain't man-u fan, but i voted dem to win and i believe dey'll win today, no sentiment !!!

Well, OP, after goin thru your halleluyah topic, i can't hide my feelins but all i have to say to you is ~~> I HATE YOU!

The funny part is, when i first saw the topic, i laffed.

And i even tried it myself now before typin to know if my mouth would be close, but na lie o, the thing open, Lol.

A gurl above 18 is RIPE for marraige (dependin on her level of maturity). And age has nottin to do with it cos some married women are 25 to 30 but stil cannot handle the responsibility of a house wife !!!
The "Uncle" of a thing she calls you is just a sign of respect for you and nottin else. Maybe she herself is also interested in the relationship but couldn't show some feelins due to the respect she had for you (expectin you to make the first move). I believe if you make up a date wit her and express your feelings (at first, she myt play kinda strange feelin but thatz the normal thing for gurls, tryin not  be a cheap catch), I believe she'll agree !!!

Just like they says, 'No harm in tryin'. What will be, will be! If she says no, then fine! If she says yes, Fine too! The most important in all is to make a move first, then whatever the outcome may be, just sweep it under the rug, and call it one of those things that happens in life. But the earlier, the better cos, there'r som other aged guys like you that ain't gat time to seek for advice before makin move for her !!!  

Best of luck !!!