₦airaland Forum

sexy74:
no matter how much you spend for a wedding that does not make it succesful but good planning and organization.

Tozilly:
You are not yet ready as no amount is too big or small. You're the one that knows what and how you want it to be.

MOD, pls close the thread for the answer to the so called 'REGULAR' weddin has been provided !!!

If na for nigeria now, FG go just do plus and minus like:

FG - how many of dem are trapped under?
mine workers - 33 of dem sir
FG - but savin d lyvs of dis trapped miners would amount in spendin more millions in gettin a bigger mine machine?
mine workers - hmm, maybe sir
FG - (bends his head down and starts thinkin if to procceed on the project or not)
mine workers - (holds there peace to know the nex comment from FG)
FG - How many did you say they are?
mine workers - 33 sir
FG - 150 million minus 33 equals to what?
mine workers - equals to 152, 999967 sir.
FG - (figure's out the subtrated figure and came to a conclusion dat d remainin figure r stil capable to make a country)
mine workers - (lookin at eachother on a confused manner lyk, "what is the FG tryin to do?)
FG - well, lossin 33 people out of 150milla is not a big deal, is it?
mine workers - (all the mine workers are like) WHAT ?.?.?
FG - Bring some IMAM and some PASTORS to pray for them tomorow. After that, i'll sign a check of 100million dollars dat'll be used in gettin some TIPPERS filled with sand to cover them and we'll look for a way to compasate their families, praise the lawd (FG's mind reads: if u lyk u shout haleluya, daz your problem).

Don't call her on phone, she myt ignore and dat would make it worse (dependin on how u guys ended up).

Just send her a text message, wishin her a happy birthday and move on with your lyf !!!

Op, pls checkout dis link and compare it to your complaint about nigerians on facebook and figure out to urself which one is more worst: http://news.yahoo/video/us-15749625/22339703

BL: If u can't beat dem, den join dem. But if u can't join dem, den quit !!!

rokiatu:
lol Maybe not to you but she is cute,   I actually find her expression cute, we were having fun when the photo was taken.

Just kiddin gurl

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lol

I'd read all the comments on this thread but if you ask me, i'll say if both of them did not come to a concrete agreement, then the man has no right on what he's planin to do with the kids b'cos, i believe cases like these calls for court's attention. And if it finally ends in the court, DEFINATELY the woman wil smile out of the court happily with the kids (plus part of husbands wealth that wil be givin to her for children up keep) !!! Den na who go lose?

Then maybe the man would ask his mother to wait for another 5yrs to re-marry and have kids again so dat he can take dem down to Nigeria for her nurse dem (Daz if d old woman can even withstand d present 5yrs dat we'r talkin about) !!!

logica:
You actually think they know the national anthem?

Exactly my broda !!!

And there first line of "The pledge" will be: "I pledge to my COWS my only hope" !!!

Im stil sayin it dat "tribalism" is the one and only problem with Nigeria today !!!

kafanchan:
Make nigeria divide joo. I can't imagine myself singing the same national anthem with those idiots

No be say u talk my broda !!!

Dorammy:
i checked. BOTH LADIES ARE CUTE but dont know which is u. am asking cos am light skinned, not very fair though. u can say chocolate or a little beyond chocolate. .

Op, why not tel Rokiatu the truth about the other lady with her on that pix? wetin be say both ladies are cute? Is the next lady to her the definition of cute? (heaven i need a hug) na im be say obj get hope for beauy !

Rokiatu, tel u what, no doubt u'r a sweet chocolate beauty charming gurl, agreed ! But for that other lady? when i first saw her, i was lyk, she wasn't on a steady mood when the photo was takin and it made her look lyk ~~> (no pun intended tho, true talk). pls try and attach only your pix there so the dull mood of the other lady will not spoil your beautiful pix !!!

The skeleton holdin my flesh nearly jumped off it's socket when i first saw that pix !!!

semid4lyfe:
Hmmm. . .I joined facebook about 3yrs ago cos I got tired of peeps asking me "are you on facebook?" and so I could answer YES to the question truthfully but up till now I haven't posted a single pic on my wall and I probably never will .

My opinion of facebook is that it's just a picture book and nothing more than a gossip site._{It reminds me of those "Janet & John" books I read in Primary school. . .this is Janet, this is John. Janet has a kitten, John has a puppy. . .Janet is skipping, John is running lol . All I see on facebook are people bragging and showing off. . .see me o,I don marry. . .I had a beach birthday party, I don buy new car, I went to London for hols, I go galleria etc. I see all these pics and I'm like wtf! Am I supposed to be impressed or what? AND what a waste of time}

I'm just on facebook for being on facebook sake. I hate am die and I hardly visit it unless I see some really interesting invites in my email.

Speaking about facebook, make I visit the yeye site now sef

Guy u too much much abeg. Dis your post gat me laffin enuff $$$$$ into my bank account !!!

kabukabu50:
Facebook is for people who actually have lives,to share not those selling spare parts/lifting 80 pound bags of garri or ugly marketwomen/agberos.Don't hate on people who have goals,options and choices.

Guy na wa for u oo. So u mean say fb no be for 'eleran' and Ladipo spare part dealers?

kokoye:
^^^
Na wah o.

Is that your car . . and your handbag?

Yup, the ideal Facebook picture     

Guy u no wel at all O!


Maybe d poster see one handsome guy pix with better background for fb com feel say d guy whole enuff $$$$$.
But wen d poster com meet d guy in person, com follow am go house see say na face me i face u d guy live for ajegunle (for yeye bungalo house), d poster com provoke wit beta red eye, run com Nairaland com open dis topic sharp-sharp with annouyance !!!

OP, dem say if u can't beat dem, den join dem! Just live with it ok? it's part of life (after all, every-every wan feel among) !!!

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My broda, i also saw it and walked over as if i'v not yet signed in to NL.

What an embarassin statement !!!

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lol

Exactly my broda, dat is y dey know nottin but evil in dia evilish mind !!!

mutha effers !!!

pannyman:
Hey guys, thanks for your responses. I might have finally found the cause of the problem. It appears to be the radiator after all! I drove to the main spare parts street of Port Harcourt called Ikoku and had a spare parts dealer I know there take a look under the bonnet and in less than a minute he discovered a wet trail from the radiator! We might just have made a breakthrough. He assured me that the leak can be fixed, so I will be going back there tomorrow so this guy can link me up with a mechanic who can patch it up.I guess I did not look closely enough to spot the leakage before. Hope all goes well tomorrow and a patch up is all that is required. Thank you Nairalanders for your support. I'll keep you posted.

Radiator alas !!!

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Guy you went too far, ahn-ahn. . .

Can't you just say a "Nigeria," without "BLOODY" comin first ?

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Cool !!!

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Favourite NLer is the poster above.

Are u happy now ?

Gaygurl:
Do u want sme piece of da action? *winks*

Don't go dat far gurl, just bone every-every !!!

zionic:
sELL IT AND BUY kEKE

may God help you !!!

No comment for now until he's caught !!!

Is the "B samples" out already?

Daz wat im interested on.

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Don't mind that Ra-ras !!!

He's planin to do dsame to his "Succulent" daughter in the future, that's why he see's it as nottin.

chuqudy:
No one has mentioned chuqudy. Na wa oooo!

snthesis:
wu is chuqudy

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lol

Una no go kill person for dis NL !!!

No comment !!!

Full commitment !!!

Boring !!!

also waiting !