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PretiEbony: ;Ddis one pass nickki o

I dey tel u!

Dis one na new version of ayamatanga.

brownlord: moderator, why is this on front page?

Oboy ehn, for this question wey u ask, may God speedily grant u ur wish desires.

Nowadays, ANY topic at all makes the front page. Topics like this depreciates the value of Nairaland to Koboland. WAP!

U jokinly called her a kid and she called u a fool....?? Well.

Wen a gal don dey fvck different size of prick, e go make dem dey misyarn anyhow; thinkin they'r now "big" gals.

2buff: I would never let my girlfriend wear my G-Strings

... and i know for sure she would not allow me wear her boxers.

U wanto love an hausa girl, and so?

WTF!

Not even when am jobless.

What a fvck-stick.

All other BS u wrote up there is NOT necessary. Since u have the guts to "slap" him, it's enough to dump ur sorry asz!

Childs play!

And hey! If u marry dat gal, be rest assured dat ur children wil DEFINITELY be a biitch-asz-made product. U'r such a fvck-stick for even sayin u stil love her. Even if her toto na ATM, she is an EPIC F9!

U stil need an advice on whato do about b*tch??

Oboy, na only zombie dem dey tel make im move if im no wan move o!

Idowuogbo: How far? U dey jaw my handle abi?

Wa gba!

Ah! Emi ke? Jaw ur idowu's handle? ImpossiCANT!! U supoz kno say Rano ur padi of all padi no fit try am nau? Ah! Ko jo o, babe! Ma lo ro o!

I dey jare! Ki lon sup nau?

Blugreen, my greetins to u! Love ur maturity. Cool bro!

Slimyem, r u done rantin?

[quote author=Mynd_44]SMH[/quote]Keep shakin it until it falls off the socket/ur neck.

Peterson, i dey hail o!

Exponental: Or if na chap runs, singing interview 4 ashawo na him u go conduct be dat,

Hahahahahahahhahaha... Oboy, u don finish me for hier o! Lol

Oboy!! I thought they said "short story". Na these epistles b d short story?
And to worsen mata, e con get part2 join am?.... Omo, no b me abeg!

Next pls!

Depends.

I felt bad when my then x gf dumped my asz, but thank God i was couraged enough to move on.

Bone thugz N Harmony ft 2pac - Thug love.

What a very cool blues.

MRbrownJAY: @OP
just wondering: why do you NEED a gf exactly?!

Cos he needs a hol to deposite those over populated sturborn spermm.

"How Romantic is Romance"? And u all saw it as bullcrap question. But when they ask: what is love? Some people are ready to write from genesis to revelation to define what love is, yet NL has ROMANCE section, but am yet to find "Love" section.

Op, romance makes me feel like havin a 3some, jare!

Honestly, i see absolute nothing wrong with the thread, and for the 1st time since i became a nl member, for me to see a mod askin if to lock an intetestin topic like this. Is it because it has no much comment on it?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]
Am i free to lock this thread, bluegreen? [/color]

Why?

Blugreen: I actually taught nairaland was an online biz platform where I could come claim some naira and buy a land and start laying my house foundation right away

Hahahahahahahahahaha... Oh gudness, who's this guy? Lol

Thanx for makin my day, man. Lol

Blugreen: Lamao. never knew this is what you guys do for a living. Find a better job. Time is ticking fast. After 50 years, grave might not be too far away.

Loooool... funny that, bro!

190:
U sp[i]e[/i]rmhead

Lol. The guy na real spermm head

Ivy, I wonder o!

Ivy, d tin sef taya me o!

Genius, God bless u jare! My point exactly!

@dasparrow, just two words: Fvck you!

Naija gals again