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My next target is to piank a gyal from St Martins.

jenny2007:
Morning lovely people,
Was @ my man's house last night from lagos for the weekend and (shockingly) walked into his room to find a woman's hair accessory, pink shaving- stick and eye-brow tweezers all littered around this room and house. Asked him how it all got there and he said ''they belong to my cousin. She's been here all week. U just hang on for a few hours and she'll be here and U can ask her''. My people o, I stayed up till 12pm waiting for this cousin but she didn't turn up. I awoke early this morning and asked my bf if she was still coming over and he said ''she came and left when you were asleep. Pls trust me''. Hmmm, na wa o. This is a man that cannot even stand me talking to another man for up to 10min on the phone yet he's obviously cheating.
Now I want to know why women often forgive their cheating bf's and husbands and overlook 'danger signs'' meanwhile men take cheating much more personal. Let's hear your thought people.

I so much love the embolded line above, mehn. . . VERY BADT SHARP GUY!

OP, tel ur guy say Rano dey hail am oo! Lol.

While my 'abunna' is stil in a well functionin state, my wife refuses me sex, and masturbates? . . . Rara o! Ko le hapun ni le mi o! Ko jo rara!


[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=851382.msg10018016#msg10018016 date=1327179782]To all of you who adviced the guy to talk to his wife, don't you think he has already done that? I mean the woman calls him up to tell him she just did it ROFLMFAO
the guy should just get a divorce. It's that simple[/quote]O ma sun mi oo!

swisscash:
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Swiscash, this pic is funny. Lol

swallu:
op these are the beautiful curvy nigerian women with big curvy backsides that nigerian men dump for fat ugly old white women with flat backsides.tell me why would a man throw away a whole plate of fried rice with chicken for a plate of rotten pottage.nigerian men are so odd.

U got a very BAD blood, and it's doin u NO good! I blame it on ur forefather's DNA.

What an as[b]s[/b] pie!

OP, I tried visitin ur blog but cannot open. I dont know if it's cos of the network.

2nd post is ok.

Happy Birthday to u!

lefulefu:
Naija babes in da house oya make una answer my question,
Between a very handsome yoruba man with ogbomosho tribal marks and he dey very romantic and caring but he no get money or a wowor igbo man wey im head be like cutlass and im no romantic at all but im get very plenty money.Na wich of these two men u go prefer as a husband
em goldie goldie,emofine(oversabi house wife),mzzdarkskin,slimyansh and onila i go really appreaciate una response
thank you

That just cracked me up, even while I havent opened the thread!

Somebody should help me get Hotie Tima.

25omega:
that is the most secured job ever people die everyday and caskets are needed.

If you care so much about a casket maker then you wouldn't marry a doctor who does autopies? or a mortuary worker?

O sun mi O!

[quote author=obo_man link=topic=846704.msg10018183#msg10018183 date=1327181253]Dump person this OP is. Maybe the problem is you, Be good and smart and you going to attract great men.

Stop saying we are being raised by dogs just because of one man's stupidity. Stop branding all 9ja men as the same, makes you look dumb,

and a dumb girl will always attract a dumber boy.[/quote]I dey tel u! That was just where my anger came from.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=846776.msg10015436#msg10015436 date=1327158478]If she there was a truck coming fast at her sister and she saw it would you expect her sister to tell her?[/quote]O boy, u drove out of the major road to the service lane, entirely!

If u refferin to the guy as being the truck, then how come? Just b'cos of what he said to the lil sis?

Such comment could be harmful if the elder sista hears it about, but why not just keep it calm at the moment, and see how things unfold?

I said something before and it's funny how NOBODY ever thought about that. U guys just kept thinkin of the positve and forgot about the negative!

Now, let me come up with the question again. . .

"What if the secrete was kept and err'thing went cool. Then along the line, the elder sista dumps the guy for another? Who then is the 'truck' ??

iyatrustee:
maybe you need to do more?

But u refused givin me the RIGHT position I asked u so that I can "do more."

^ ALL to NO avail.

There is NOTHING dat I'v not done 4 dat Iya. Even to D extend of promisin her MORE peniteration so dat she could feel heaven's touch, but stil. . .

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]Yeah! They all rejected you except a pair of eyes! You see your life? You w[i]a[/i]nk to her eyes too? Dont bother replying. . . I know you do. Pathetic!
[color=Black]My next reply on this thread is in 10 years time![/color]
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Cos u know say the yabbins wey u dey collect from the guy dey do u stroke for hand abi? na unreplyable, or else . . .

OP, tell ur friend NOT to tell her elder sista (Speakin from expirience)! NOBODY knows where the r/ship might lead them to!

If she tells her now, her elder sista might, or might not leave the guy. And if the guy is just there to cheat, ur friend's sista wil find out later!

Err'body is on the elder sista's side, and against the guy. Now, what if the op's friend did not tel her elder sista and e'rrthin went well between them, then along the line, the elder sista dumped this guy for another? I guess NOBODY think reach dat side abi? . . . Ok oo!

OP, tell ur friend sista say Rano dey wish her well O!.

claremont:
I shudder to think of what a casket dealer will pray to god for to improve sales.

He would pray for more tribal riots, I guess. Lol

Ehen, no be better job?

What about pipu wey com dey work for motuary? Dem no be human being?

I go marry dem pu JARA join am sef!

Na wao! Wetin dey hapun for this nairaland sef? Freecocoa for Flash. Natasha for Mynd. MZD for 190. Even as RAZZ as Mr cork is, im stl get babe.

Na only me no get babe for NL abi? Na wao! O ga fun yin gan o! Wel, stil on the mata! *walks out playin a song by JJC - Im lookin for a wifey!*

^ So [b]f[/b]uckin COLD! Infact, it's snowin over where she is ryt now, n she wants to feel WARM but I dont know why she's being stingy with her pu-c.

U can stil go back if u wanto. And it's VERY EASY. Just tell ur husband that u'r nomore interested. Go back to ur parents house and countinue ur single life.

Burkina Faso, loun loun. . . Omo, o ga gan o!

Christian by religion bu NOT a fanatic.

r.i.p