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Look no further? Just like that? Without assurin me of you any comin ma way?. . .Ah! Omo, cold dey catch me oo!

born2fuck:
LovePeddlers and girlfriends have both differents and similiarities,
LovePeddlers and girlfriend similiarities are
1. They both bleep differents Joystick
2.they are both female
3. They both collect money 4. They are both subject of sex to men
5.their tendency that you can contact diseases in both
-but their differences as listed below are
1 . Girlfriend accept sex and pay later(sex on credit), LovePeddlers only allow instant payment(pay as you sex)
2. Girlfriend may not collect money for sex but she may collect phones, recharge cards, school fees and some wait till end of the year and total your bills for christmas sake but LovePeddlers collect instant money and work away
3.girlfriend are mostly long term while LovePeddlers are predominantly short
4.girlfriend cost a lot and LovePeddlers cost less
5.girlfriends lies but LovePeddlers says truth
6.your prone to heartbreak in girlfriend but heartbreak rarely occur in LovePeddlers

I disagree with u on the embolded line above! Unless u'r not a constanter, or u dont know how to piank wella!

Believe u me, they do call their "bestest" (one that performs wella, or one that comes regularly to them) when they need to be serviced.

Your username states "born2fuck!" U suppose know all this things na. . .?

Rano walks in. . . No much fun. He walks out singin "I'm lookin for a wifeeeeey!. . . I dont know where she might beeee!"

Wel, we normally term or see only the gals leavin in hotels as prostishawo. But for the fact that most naija gals nowadays, do sleep with guys just for the sake of BB, recharge cards, shoppin, hair do etc I think that can also be termed as prostishawo! A gal that dates 10 guys at a go [in diff areas] just for the pleasure she derives in it, and isnt askin any of them for "return" after bedmatic, CANNOT be reffered to as prostishawo! She is just addicted to bedmatic and NOTHING more!

LSH @ "spendin our money!"

Can u imagine?! So just b'cos I wanto renounce my religion for another, I'll get killed?? REALLY??.?. . .Wonderful.

Sometimes, I wonder the kinda world we live in. How I wish GOD could just delete us all [every human being] out of this world, and leave the animals to take charge. NONSENSE!!!

To avoid unnecessary anger, I think I better leave this thread now! [meanwhile, the 4th post on this thread says it all]!

^ Is Onila the fat girl twerkin on your profile?

cicero:
@op
If you are married stop thinking about the men in your past, you will only end up hurting your marriage. Besides you are here thinking how cool it is that they were ready to die for you, they are somewhere counting you in the statistics of 'useless' Nigerian girls they 'used' Who knows how many men have you in that statistics? God is faithful.

NOT tryin to be rude or insultive but, I hope u know that your sistas are among those categories? (just so u can have a 2nd thought.) God is Love!

Excelboi, abeg DHL my own cake com oo!

Mods, what r u guys stil waitin for?

Knuckle head.

Rano strolls in. . . Strolls out, immediately!

Idowuogbo:
^Oga fun wo naa ,omo bi Badosky duro gboin u still dey do slow motion

Ja si joo

Se mo nid la ti ko aplikason ni, abi ki'nko te ri si ni?

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=850756.msg10015539#msg10015539 date=1327159351]*Enters thread sees Idowu with a broken bottle pities Ranosky*[/quote]Onpe!

Already did (way back), and believe u me, she saw NO meanin to it.

Oh! Sorry! Maybe that wasn't for me then, cos, Im not here to confuse her, but to convince and advice her. Sorry, bro!

Boy, aba na u oo!

"I would have choosed u 1st had it been I saw u before ur sista!"

Na flirtin be dat?

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=851950.msg10024629#msg10024629 date=1327265649]Okay thanks for coming out to convince the OP. Lets now derail this thread cos I know that is what we all want to do[/quote]Doin the embolded above was what I came out for. But unfortunately. . .

But the post below also proves a point.

This is a quite interesting departure from the "I told you so" and "Bad Nigerian Men" series,

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=851950.msg10024447#msg10024447 date=1327264025]Don't even dare disrespect Lagos oooo.
Look this guy obviously loves you and you love him but he is wondering what his folks who might be conservatibe might think of his wife so he wants you to put up a show which I think is bull. You on the other hand want to enjoy the freedom you Europeans are used to. My point is that after bickering around this, you both will have to come to a compromise.[/quote]God bless u my broda! Ah! Infact ehn. . . If I said I wasnt impressed with this post, call me a ba[b]s[/b]tard!

And as for the thread. . . Wel, I rest my case! But, I already saw it comin. (waaaaay too obvious for even a 5yr old boy to see)

MsDarkSkin:
Ranosky I don't quite understand your position.

Are you saying she should get over her issues and accept his ways or what?

NO ma! Maybe she misunderstood me when I said "stick to ur culture." Wasnt sayin she should stick to swedish men alone.

Just like a muslim guy marryin a Christian gal. If they both compromised, they can attend either church or mosque, whichever they compromised on.
And if both did not come to a concrete agreement, the Christian should go to church, while the muslim should go to mosque and when they come back home, they unite together as ONE. As simple as that! So, what I was tryin to say is, she should go with her swedish culture ANYWHERE she is goin. Be it Nigeria, or Sweden. Unless, she is ready to get over some!

kafefilter:
I was in a relationship with a swedish, white man for 6 years and grew tired of washing his dirty underwear and cleaning up after him. so there are plenty of white men who don't know the value of equality either, Ranoscky.  

My friend, I'm a Nigerian, and we are talkin about a NIGERIAN man here, and NOT a swedish man.

Infact, tel u what, if u think u came up with the above comment just to prove a point, then marry him with WHATEVER condition he comes up with.

Hope, in the future, u dont come back here to open a thread, with topic that reads: "I'm sick and tired of my Nigerian husband. I want out!"

Just a warning!

Well, OP. . . Yeah, I know sometimes, LOVE conquers all, BUT, if u dare change ur ways for ANY guy that does not agree on "equality" in marraige. . .

then u should be ABLE to bare WHATEVER outcome, afterwards. Mind u, you are NOT a Nigerian, so STICK to your culture. Thaz all I have to say!

*Rano leaves thread without lookin back.*

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=846776.msg10021323#msg10021323 date=1327234095]Look it is good to go into a relationship knowing what you are dealing with. If the guy had asked her out before he met the sister then it is none of the sister's business but when he flirts with his girlfriend, he becomes a truck and the alarm has to be sounded[/quote]He b'coms a truck just b'cos of what he told the gf's younger sista? . . .

WONDERFUL!!