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kpolli:
Stop asking. . . . don't even chat with him. . . when he is alright, he wud talk. . . .

My thoughts exactly!

For those of u sayin stuffs like "I'll not beg him. How wil I change something I like? This and that!" Y'all are just deceivin y'allselves.

Now, lets just put the op's bf aside cos, even after all the beggin, he's stil being cold.

Place yourself in the op's shoe. Your bf asked u to remove it. Would u gnore him and stil leave it there and expect him to be happy?

Need a friend? Som1 to talk to?. . . If yes, then, check ma profile and add me on YM lets chat. If no, then ignore!

zicopro:
you girls claims to have choice, i know girls don't have choice. because i have  seen a lot's of things that made me say that. if a girl can allow a dog to make love to her just for the sake of money, is dog not an animal? is dog not hairy? what else is remaining. as long as girls are concern they don't have choice. so hairy man or no hairy man has nothing to do with girls choice because the same girl who told you she hate's hairy men will still go and be sucking the hair as if is orange and will still tell the guy how much she love him. gushhhhh

Edumare bless u!

Leave all this ones make dem dey form for internet. The truth of the matter stil remains that, some GIRLS DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT!!!

10x

Amya:
phewwww! well, all is well that ends well. sincerely, i clearly just think you all are just extending her 15min of fame by the whole barage back and forth. The best way to treat complusive silly thread openers like Onila is to simply ignore her. Trading insults with her is just bringing your self down to her level which is not just cool. @freecocoa and Idowuogbo i wasn't tryna pick a fight.

So, u had something like the embolded above, up ur sleeves, and decided to come up with the innitial?

Wel, I must confess that am so impressed with this post. I take back wharreva I had said earlier, and MAN ENOUGH to say, I AM SORRY!!!

Tafiki:
lololololol sorry jo. as soon as i read the guys story, i just see red. even if it was written in 1900, the guy is an everlasting obukor.

Sorry ke? . . . Na your FINGERS u go tel sorry for hittin them hard on an abandoned thread!

Amya:
Seriously, who do think you are?

Rano!

Amya:
Nairaland law enforcement?

NO ma! Cant stoop too low for that!

Amya:
Get a life!

Permit me to laugh, ma. Hahahaha. . .

Listen and listen up. . . The OP 'badmouthed' and got insults rainin at her from different angles.

From NOWHERE, u came out for so-called 'peace' but foul-mouthed (by callin us senseless) and got replied, accordinly!

And the next thing from u is askin me to 'get a life'. Now, who's the hypocrite?

The funniest thing is, the person that said I should "get a life" is nairalandin while on a LIFE SUPPORTING MACHINE!

Applaud yourself, ma'am. U just won the JOKE of the week!!

As soon as that clothes come off, no more turn on for me. Don't you get it, I just can't stand hairy man.

Imagine the person that said the above is also the SAME person that said the below.

I will only go on if that was my current bf cuz I luv him for who he is hair or not. But after the act, I will def tell him to get rid of it asap.

What else is there to say again?!

^ My fren, waka pass wit your holier dan thou, make I see road jare!, NONSENSE!!

U refused to comment where she insulted Nigerian men, askin if they were brought up by Dogs.

The result for her inapropriate language starts pourin in and u'r here tryin to be the peace maker.

And even added insult to it, callin us senseless? Dont u think that also made u double-senseLESS

Why not just IGNORE the thread (just like u said) and move on, must u post? Is nairaland also your father's house?
   
Ogbeni, NO BAGA 'badmouths' others and gets away with it, PERIOD!!!

onila:
f-uck off from my thread

NO, SHE WONT!!! She WILL always be here to talk some SENSES into that your dang knuckle head, in ANY silly thread u open.

YOU is the 1 that is SUPPOSED to get a LIFE and GROW UP!!

AND U DARE NOT REPLY ME IF U NO WANT MAKE OGUN FIRE YOU!!!

^ Guy, u be virus oo! Let the guy be for heaven sake naa. . .

sexlog:
Mynd44, if dem catch u, dem go beat u so tey u go turn yellow. Dat your cap go turn to trouser for your face.

Dem no dey tel blind man say war don start. If im hear unseize-able gun shots, no be pesin go tel am to fyn im stick and bail IMMEDIATELY!!

Nj girl:
@ mynd i believe in treating people same way i will lyk to be treated by them, the christain golden rule. No matter what onila has done in the past this is a fresh thread and should be treated as such. Just see how natasha verbally pounced on her, if onila starts a silly thread and gets insulted good and fine but in this particular thread all she asked for was a shoulder to lean on.

Na Ogun go punish the yeye shoulder wey she dey fyn to lean on.

NONSENSE!

^ Dis 1 no even check the year wen dem create the thread before im start to dey comment, sef.

mableswift:
I would not wear this color pants or trousers in my entire life.

And NO ONE is forcing you to!

mableswift:
This is ridiculous, I mean pink or red color jeans/trouser,  man this color suit only to women not to men.

Says WHO??

1) The date and month of birth between your mom and your gf are same. U decided to buy both a birthday gift. U bought car and a house for your mom, and bought only a car for your gf. U took both of them to the new house (with the cars parked in there) to show them their BD gifts. U gave your mom her gifts and was soo damn happy. When your gf got hers, the expression on her face wasnt pleasant. U asked why, and she shouted in reply "U bought your mom a house and a car, and u bought me a just car ONLY. That means your mom is more important than me right?" (while u and your mom were standin there watchin) What would u do?

2) U were havin a $ex with this self aclaimed hardcore 'virgin'. When u'r done sexin her, u stood up and was headin to the bathroom, and she asked: "Are u thru?" U replied: "Ya, babe! (in excitement) What a great $ex. U enjoyed it right? (with smiles all over your face)" And she replied "mstcheeeeew! I no even feel anything!" (Lol) What would u do?

3) The date of your weddin is the day after tomorrow. And u and with your bride-to-be, were on the bed, discussin on how that faithful day would be. All of a sudden, she called: "Darlin?" U replied "Yes honey." She continued: "I'll like to ask u a question." And u replied: "Go ahead, my sweetheart (with a GREAT smile and happiness all over your face)".  And she says that she will like to have a 3some with the supposed BEST MAN to your wedding (WTF!) What would u do?

4) Your gf knows that u r a hardcore player. She pleaded for devotion to her, and u accepted. Ever since then, u have been soo nice to her. Now, today is your birthday, and she has been thinkin to present u an unforgetable and a never-say-NO Birthday gift. U'r abouto to leave home for work and she asked u what u would like as a BD gift (an irresistable one), u replied and said: "I'll accept ANYTHING form u with all pleasure, babe!" And u gave her a peck on the cheek and left home for work. The day is over, and u'r headin back home. On openin the door, the 1st thing u saw was a sweet, fresh, nakked, irresistable and well curved damsel, infront of u (with a coma knockin smile on her face)! The next thing u saw was your gf comin out of the room and singin a happy birthday song to u. wil u accept her BD gift with all pleasure, or resist?

5) U'r inside a public bus, on your way to see your gf. And meanwhile, u were havin a heated word of war with one woman inside the same bus (a HEATED one that u guys even insulted both families). The bus got to your destination, and u came down. Meanwhile, the woman also came down at the same stop with u. U got to your gf's house and immediately she saw u, she rushed down to hug u. While huggin u, she saw her mom comin and said: "Pls, wait a munite, thaz ma mom coming." U turned back and to your greatest surprise, u saw that same woman. What would u do?

6) Your mom and dad separated over an agreed issue, and you and your siblins went with your mom to another house. Your mom married another man, and in the middle of the night, u guys are being disturbed by the moanin of your mom while she's being spanked by this new dude. How would u address your unhappiness to your mom? (momi, i no lyk d kain noise wey u dey make if dah man dey [b]f[/b]uck u for nite), Lol.

7) Your mom departed from your dad long time ago, and ever since then, she NEVER Were Intimate. She needs it soo bad now but she doesnt know any male friend that could help out. So she asked u to help out in providin a male friend (in nairaland) to help cure her $ex urge. Who would that be?

8, Your mom and dad are both members of nairaland, and we'r abouto have a sin party, of which EVERYBODY MUST PARTICIPATE! Now, U are asked to bring out the female poster that wil sin with your dad, and which male poster u would point out to ram on your mom. Who are the y gon be?

9) Just coming back from the market with your mom. To your GREATEST surprise, u saw your dad being dragged here and there, by different gals. You and your mom rushed to the scene to help out. Gettin there, your mom asked those gals to leave him, but they refused. She asked why? And one of them replied: "This man com bleep me finish, e no wan pay moni." How would u feel?

10) While watchin blue film indecency movie, your mom came back from work and opened the door. U succeeded in puttin off the tv and dvd, but your hard-on was stil as erect as poundin wood. She saw it and asked how come? What would be your reply?

To be continued. . .

U walkin on the road beside a hotel, with YOUR MOM. And one of the gals in that hotel says "Hey! Customer, how far na? Na wao! E don tey u reach here last o. Y u no dey com c mi again na? Abi u don get anoda pesin wey dey f[/b]uck u well pass mi"? (all these are being said RIGHT INFRONT OF YOUR MOM) What would u do?

U v been tryin to date a gal for 2yrs, and when she was abouto give in, she gave u the followin condition. . . [b]be a boko haram member or risk lossin her forever. Would u accept her request?

U'r datin this fine chick and all of a sudden, you dumped her for this beautiful princess. U even introduced her (the new chick) to your parents, tellin them she is your feature wife. Now u broke your ex heart, and she has been lookin for ways to pay u back. So she secretly teamed up with that NEW gf of yours. One faithful day, she (the ex) called u, cryin on the phone, sayin that she'll like u to come and see her that moment. In haste, u boarded a bike to her home, and on openin the door, u saw your ex, your current gf and your YOUNGER BROTHER doin a 3som. What would be your 1st reaction?

U r datin this beauriful gal, that even while u guys were in a eatry place, people are obviously commendin her beauty. Then, all of a sudden, while the commendin was stil on, she started acting strange. Started actin extremely shaddy, and before u know it, she has stripped off ALL her cloth, standin nakked (damn). What would u do?

Your dad was a PASTOR, and told u guys that he's goin for crusade out of town. One sunday evenin, a friend came to pay u a visit. U guys went out for a stroll and he asks u to acompany him to a cousin's house. On gettin there, u saw u dad grindin on your friend's cousin. What would u do?

Few months ago, u participated in a lottery. One faithful day, while u were in the toilet pinchin a loaf, som1 called u and asked: "Good day sir. Are u Mr tellwisdom?" U replied: "Yes, can I help u?" And he replied: "Congratulations, sir. U just won $1millionUSD. We just sent u a text msg now (a password). U can come to our office and collect the money. Pls, come with your phone so that we can check if the password is right, and varify that u r the right winner. But sir, I must tell u this. . . U have 1hour. I repeat, 1hour, to claim the money. ANYTHING other than that, NO CAN DO!"
Hurridly, u jumped off the toilet seat in excitement. Put on your trouser immediately (without washin or wipin your $hit as$). Flushed down the toilet and reached for your pocket to bring out your phone and start goin. On the process of bringin out your phone from your pocket, it fell inside the toilet and was flushed down (and u only gat just only 1hour to collect your life changin ticket). What would u do next? (go down the soakaway to look for your phone?) Lol

Omo, if there's any mistake, pls help correct it. Was typin all these while feelin dizzy. The time is 2:45am. Need to go to bed now. Goodnight y'all.

La Parisienne:
At bolded, quit generalising. Not every girl here is  Naija based or has that mentality.
Agreed, no one is perfect. But we are entitilled to our opinions, it's called freedom of expression.
I don't find short, fat and hairy men attractive. It's that simple

Noted!

cynthiafred67:
^^ one thing some of u guys need to know is not all the nija ladies are interested in your money, SOME OF US ARE INDEPENDENT and we have Choices. The earlier u guys realise that the better.

No doubt, I think u r 1 of em independent gals. Commend your well polished reply!

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=845873.msg9983759#msg9983759 date=1326798920]Okay it can be abused but how do is it that you can define love universaly. I mean how do you thimk a guy or girl is lyimg if they say I love you? How do you draw the line between lying about it and the person saying the truth[/quote]I believe u already know the RIGHT things to do when in a relationship. And I also believe u know the 'donts'. So dont act like u dont know.

It's like askin me what are the offenses that signifies sin.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=845873.msg9982561#msg9982561 date=1326787758]Can a word be abused? Just curious[/quote]In-as-much as I dont believe in "Love", for one not knowing how to portray a spoken word (spoke by him or her) is an abuse to it!

U dont say u "I love u" to som1 while, you'r not xpressin it meanins.

For me, Bleep the word "LOVE!" Just show me carring, and am GOOD!

Omo mehn, see formin of the highest order. And to think that it is comin from naija gals wey fit date ANYTHING, long as moni dey flow out of it.

Mstcheeeeew!! As if they themselves aint gat dislike in their features.

Thread closed for wetin? . . . Abeg, NO ONE has the authority over som1 else thread. Drop your advice and leave. If u gat none, then waka pass!

OP, Acidosis head dey dier!

zoomman:
U guys r takn dis tin 2 far.remember guys shud b more maturd in dis kind of mata,pls let her speak her mind,we(guys) dnt nid 2 b xchangn word wif dem.buh,wt i hate abt wat she said abt guys calln us names is due 2 d frustratn nd hrt brk 4rm guys.nt withstandn,wu run d world?gals,nd wu run d gals?guys, 1 love

I love that!

Sexkillz don scata err'thing. I no ask kweshion again jor!

REALITY101:
OP pick up your gun. If you don't have one then go get. The system there is fuccked up anyway

If it is the issue of gun that made the system bleeped up, then I rather it remained bleeped up, long as GUN is out of the context.

bekay911:
well na u get your mouth and your kini sha

Ofcourse, na me naa, who else?!

Your screen name is tell'wisdom', but why do u sometimes tell'mumu' ?

How old are you now?

When was the 1st time u had [b]s[/b]ex (what year)?

How old were u when u 1st encountered [b]s[/b]ex

Was it with a pro$titute?

Did u apply condom?

Which female poster do u admire most in romance section?

Which male poster do u like most?

Which poster do u dislike most (both male and female)?

What would be your reaction if 1day, you came back home and find your dad grindin on your gf?

U just finished nyashin a gal and she says "Darlin, tanx for the great $ex but i forgot to take my HIV pills lastnite". What would be your reaction?

If u are asked to night a female nler, who would that be?

If u'r asked to pick a guy (in romance section) for a 3some with a gal of your choice, who would that be?

After pinchin a loaf (i mean, takin a dump) do u wipe your as$ with tissue or wash your as$ with water?

Chimezie198:
Swags right behind him admiring his sexxy arse!

I aint g[/b]ay, u [b]g[/b]ay donkey!

onila:
Nigerian men dont you know a woman's heart is fragile. . what kind of home training do you men have?

[b]where u brought up by Dogs? if u were raised by a queen, u will treat women like a queen

That same dog that brought up your father, buru ubanka!

db10dtruth:
You lots are dumb!!! are there now specific colours for G.A.Y.S?? I'm so wearing it!!

I dey tel u!

Dont just know what is wrong with them.