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If Rano was God. . .

Dont know how u guys reason jackie's reaction but, to Rano, what jackie did was OK! [that is if they have already paid] Or better stil, walk away! I HATE BAD MOUTHED WAITERS!

^ Hahahaha. . .

No mind dat Ediot. Na REAL slowpoke. Lol

@Vikin, so b'cos ur guy left u for another babe on vals day, that was why u said we'r talkin trash? Wel, i no get ur tym sha! And 2ndly, NOT err'one is a val freak lyk u!

Cant help but laff harder when I read the capital lettered line.

Fu<k Val jare!

Thank God ma GF is NOT even interested in it.

Lol @ some funny replies. Na God go help una o!

U be REAL egbe man! C wetin 3 different toto don cos for u. Oya nau, think wel wel o! [dis wey u no com get moni, hop dat ur small head no go blow while u dey think]

Funny enough, when I saw the name of the OP, I had to go back and reread the title of the thread again, really!

WOW!!! Truely comin from the wel known onila here?. . . Wonderful!

Hope she has repented from the naija men bashin thread, as usual.

The same girl that I was with, before the date of Val.

Funny enough, Feb 14 never catches her attention. What a Rare Gem she is!

Yeyeness!

The thing is, be it Val's day, Xmas eve, Easter season etc. Long as a WOMAN is involved, Rano can NEVER do anythin crazy!

Op, u dey try oo! As fo Rano, atleast, 2days is ok!

Fu<k Val.

^ Bro, actually, what I meant was not whale [cos I think whales are sometimes kinda mild to surf with]. But, what I meant was a GREAT white SHARK! Ya! They can go surfin with it if they'r not suitable with MY decision!

^ Fake bastard??. . .For wetin na?. . .Guy easy abeg, e no reach dat level. We'r just here to catch fun and NOTHIN more.

Cheers!

Have been followin this thread up til now but decided not to make any other comment again cos it's funny how some people here, not only disagree with ur viewpoint, but also insult u! Wel, I'v heard all what u guys said, and all ur comments are noted! BUT for me [in terms of this situation], RANO wil DEFINITELY go for the contract!

Whoever that doesnt agree with RANO's decision should go surfin with a GREAT white!

DaShyGuy:
I actually underestimated your dumbness.

I give up!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . Funny that! Dont mind that guy. He's always faster than his shadow!

Asper D topic at hand, I wil definitely try my best to catch up with time. But if I cant, then ama forget about D weddin and go for D contract. It can be fixed for another day. Big time dissapointment. Ya, I know for sure. But, I believe my wife, families and good friends wil definitely understand. And as for D dissapointed ones, I'll try my very best to make them understand. But, for those that wont try to reason with me, and remain dissapointed, then, TO HELL WITH THEM!!

O boy, that money is NEVER d type one can toy with, in such situation! Afterall, NOT every couple that lives togeda, r wedded, but stil lives in peace n harmony!

Idowuogbo:
^See werey me and u hammer wia,I wud rada disvirginnn myself wiv cucumber,u wey leprosy don catch for prickkkk loool.Wale ama ja ooo

O girl, no try am O! Cucumber go over wide dat place O!

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=851722.msg10069035#msg10069035 date=1327771011]Na there make you remain ooooooo[/quote]I dey tel u!

MRbrownJAY:
@Ransocky
we are all different and thats OKAY!!! the catch is to accept that someone may choose to live THEIR lives differently than what we believe is right. the problem is when people are trying to FORCE someone to do what they are not ready to do.
the ultimate decision IS, and will ALWAYS be, down to the mother.

Exactly!

La Parisienne:
^^^ I can see you are high on your piss. Thanks for letting us know that you get off on your dog in between wanking your brains off cos no woman will look at a dead beat like you twice. Utter waste of space!!!

B!tch, stop the pretence and name ur price.

freecocoa:
^^well that's why its called"personal opinion"it still "STAND"(s) to you but to me it doesn't,you can't shove it down my throat like I can't do the same about mine to you,so let's just respect each others opinions regardless of both not agreeing,thanks and good day.

Cool !! Good day to u too!

cutieisme:
and thanks Ranoscky for the advise, i will try and help my friend , he is just not talking, no class, no food, just water and water and water and water,

U'r highly welcome, bro! Wish u best!

Rano walks into thread, singin wizkid - molowo, molowo, molowo no ni.

I can imagine tomato runin way to another country far away from hers, cos she's shy with her pregnancy and dont know what to do!

I can imagine tomato's friend (pepper) aslo in support of tomato's departure, singin "tomato, tomato, mama sita, carry go!"

I can imagine onion's friends (maggi, groundnut oil etc) singin and askin onion "Where is your loooove? Ni bo lo wa loooo?"

And I can also imagine onion (from afar) singin Tomato ni gbo ju le, e jo, e ba mi wa tomato.

If my imagination becomes reality, then I believe u guys wil definitly find tomato in Olu Maintain's house!

But hold a sec! I think I heard som1 sayin "Hello! Follow! Enter, make we dey go!" Wait, let me go verify. I'll be right back!

*Walks out to ask Tolu Maintain if he was the one that said it, so as to be sure where tomato is!*

MRbrownJAY:
@Ransocky
having the baby (aka being "better" is YOUR opinion, many dont feel this way. just the fact that they will bring a child to SUFFER in this world is a good reason enough to abort, for some. not being able to cope with the burden of caring for a lil one for the next 18yrs could also be the reason to abort. why put a burden on someone else's shoulder when that person can simply solve the issue by aborting?!

if someone abort then thats IT, no more worries or proof of that problem . . . . . . it's GONE!
but abandoning the child, there will always be a reminder of your mistake, there will always be a proof of your FAILURE: that child!

so, NO, it is definitely NOT the same.

Says MBJ!

For Rano, abortion is OUT of the context!

Well, the truth of the matter is, after err'thing, I believe tomato has her final say. So, case closed!

[quote author=@richy link=topic=854290.msg10069100#msg10069100 date=1327771603]wetin enter your mouth[/quote]Question.

La Parisienne:
If you think I typed my comment out of dizzyness, you need a full psyche evaluation. Did I stutter when I said that no matter how much money a woman has, she'll most likely expect her man to help her with some(not all) of her bills?

Typical broke arse mofos running away from responsibilties. If you don't want to take care of a woman, you better remain and die single.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=854290.msg10069983#msg10069983 date=1327779735]Actually, everyone dies single[/quote]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .  Falls down and fainted while laffin. Revived to life. Fainted again!

Oh lawd! I dont know why I saw this, late. But, thanx to Mynd. He really made my day (ur comment realy shut her as[b]s[/b] up. BIG TIME)!

claremont:
I rest my case!

Bro, u need to!

No need to waste much time on such an NFA! (No Future Ambition).

scribble:
the level of prostitution in our society is mind boggling yo.

Am tellin u! Was even considerin on hookin on La paris for a nightstand but, I think my Dog wil do the spankin of her dirty as$ this night.

scribble:
See ASUU strike has been one for few months now and some university hostels are still full with runs gehls phones ringing off the hook, looking for money.

Yes nau! They gasto keep their phone on, to know when customers call. I hope la paris line is stil on cos my Dog needs a pu-c to spank this nite.

scribble:
Most shameless women, from undergraduate to married with kids level are caught up in a web of greed, deceit and lies.

La paris, for example! WAS!

born2fuck:
Any girl who slept with a man before her marriage is simply a LovePeddler

La paris is guilty of the above, BUT wont admit it, even when deep down in her heart, she knows it's the bitter truth.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=854290.msg10073804#msg10073804 date=1327840405]And any guy that sleeps with a girl before marriage is a what?[/quote]A player!

Hey la paris, how much do u charge per night? My Dog is soo fuckin hornny. I want u to give ma dog a good fvck tonight. Just name ur prize!

Kingsleyinfo:
Upgrade ke? lwkmd.

From XP to vista I guess, lol una nor go kill person.

lying isn't my thing, but sometimes I do tell some. Like the example above, And funny enough the babe actually begged me not to lie to her. May God deliver us.

Guy, fear doz kyn babes oo! Na dier type dey lie the worst, and make men think otherwise.