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RomanceRe: How I Cheated On My Girlfriend Wit Her Friend by Ranoscky(m): 1:50am On Feb 07, 2012
The poinj here is, u cheated on ur gf, right? Good!

If u know u stil luv and wanto be with her, u can STOP sleepin with her friend but, DONT TELL IT TO YOUR GF. Just keep it secrete to yourself and live goes on. Or else, u risk loosin her. [Then, her friend can come into your heart fully!]
EducationRe: Death Of Student Sparks Violence In Ajayi Crowther University, Oyo by Ranoscky(m): 1:33am On Feb 07, 2012
I mean "to be schooled in Nigeria" Sorry for the typo.
EducationRe: Death Of Student Sparks Violence In Ajayi Crowther University, Oyo by Ranoscky(m): 1:29am On Feb 07, 2012
N500,000 is a whole lot of money to be spent on children to schooled in Nigeria.
FamilyRe: Men - Have You Ever Tried To Change Your Child's Diaper by Ranoscky(m): 1:20am On Feb 07, 2012
Stil single for now. Until then!
RomanceRe: What Would You Want To Have As A Gift This Valentine? by Ranoscky(m): 3:24am On Feb 06, 2012
IYA NGBALI:
a strong big and reliable prik would bean ideal gift for me
I'll recommend Mr cork.
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Ting U Hav Done In This Life For Your Val by Ranoscky(m): 3:06am On Feb 06, 2012
Idowuogbo:
^Mr fiyan fayan mo ju ba o,morning u wake well meaning she ikan omo okunrin dide nigba to ji grin wink grin
Ah! Iwo omo bado yi, o badt gan, oloun! Lol
RomanceRe: Virgins Thread! by Ranoscky(m): 3:00am On Feb 06, 2012
^ Use am go collect money for Central Bank.
RomanceRe: Girls: Do You Like Hairy Men? by Ranoscky(m): 2:49am On Feb 06, 2012
^ Na real 'formaika'. Lol
RomanceRe: Girls: Do You Like Hairy Men? by Ranoscky(m): 8:26am On Feb 05, 2012
Onpe!
RomanceRe: Virgins Thread! by Ranoscky(m): 8:20am On Feb 05, 2012
^ U just did!
RomanceRe: Girls: Do You Like Hairy Men? by Ranoscky(m): 8:19am On Feb 05, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=847818.msg10124861#msg10124861 date=1328425426]Why you con dey vex now?[/quote]Question.
RomanceRe: What Will You Give Your Partner This Valentine? by Ranoscky(m): 8:14am On Feb 05, 2012
Pricelesss:
Forks and Kitty cats. He luvs it a lot. We both love it grin
Dis one wey monkey dey romance ur breas for ur profile, and u stil call urself "priceless" ?

No let me tel ur bf say u dey share im asset with monkey O. Lol (dont mind my cockiness oo!)

Tunexsy:
Window Shopping, give her eyes some beautifull gift!!!
After every every, she go get Valentine apollo sharp sharp. Lol
RomanceRe: Virgins Thread! by Ranoscky(m): 7:59am On Feb 05, 2012
kpolli:
I used to be a virgin. . . . Then I opened this thread cry cry
. . . and got disvirgined, instantly!
RomanceRe: What Will You Give Your Partner This Valentine? by Ranoscky(m): 7:42am On Feb 05, 2012
Harry Potter:
It depends on wat i recieve 4rm her.
Exactly! I like that!

If she gives u a singlet, then u give her a Bra.
If she gives u a boxers, then u give her a pant.
If she comes with a pack of condoms, then u give her loads of good [b]f[/b]uckin!

That's exactly how it should be done. Ma lo gor ra e O! Jeun so ke!
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Ting U Hav Done In This Life For Your Val by Ranoscky(m): 7:06am On Feb 05, 2012
^ Osun mi oo!
PoliticsRe: Court Extradites Nigerian To Us For N125.3m Fraud by Ranoscky(m): 7:02am On Feb 05, 2012
It's like habourin a criminals money that YOU know QUITE WELL that he is a CRIMANL, and stil go ahead to keep such money.

And when the criminal's son came to steal from the habourer, he gets arrested and takin out of his own father's house. NONSENSE!!

How many of them (habourers) own a bank account outside their countries? If they really wanto do us (we the sufferin masses) a favour, they should return and seize holdin the money of our govt criminals. When they dictates a huge amount in ones account, they'll like to investigate to the end to know what kinda bizness that person does to own such money, to know if it's legal or an ilegal bizness. But, the reverse is the case here. They'r so quick to keep and SECURE the money of CRIMINALS (Nigerian govt workers) and never bothers to ask them how the money came about, cos they use it in boostin more of their economy.

They are just fortunate to detained one of the unlucky ones, if u ask me! Peacocks!

Dede1:
I am against extradition of any sort. Nigeria should not extradite its citizen to USA. If an American commits heinous in Nigeria and escapes to USA, there is no way USA government would extradite the American to Nigeria.

If Nigerians can not economically and socially fix their country to the level of respectability in the eyes of the world, I suggest Nigeria be disintegrated.
Right on point, bro!
FoodRe: Dealing With The Unruly Waiter - You Guys Need To Read This.lol: by Ranoscky(m): 5:03am On Feb 05, 2012
I just dont know what is wrong with some of us here, or are we just tryin to be mr good or mrs good, here in NL?

Take me for example. I dont eat fish (reality speaking), and I ordered for chicken. And had already paid. Is the waiter gon force the fish down my throat after the rubbish she said? Surely, I'll collect back my money, and pourin the soup on her might not come to mind, but, I would like to let her know that I got offended by her rants (maybe an insult that would get to her nerve). But, that is to tell u that err'body is NOT the same. The way u might handle a slight provocation, might not be the way another person may handle it.
PoliticsRe: Lastma Official Push Bus Conductor To His Death (photos) by Ranoscky(m): 4:08am On Feb 05, 2012
Didnt see the pic before. Damn! shocked

Lastma abi na Linesman, na HELL FIRE una go die put!
RomanceRe: Girls: Do You Like Hairy Men? by Ranoscky(m): 3:55am On Feb 05, 2012
michelin89:
Haba, sorry no vex o!
Not you in particular jare, michelin.

Na the ones wey dier formins go make pesin think say dier leg no dey touch gran, whereas, dem no even dey among gals wey know wassup!

How u dey nau? long tym. smiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Find It Hard To Take Themselves Out? by Ranoscky(m): 3:44am On Feb 05, 2012
RuuDie:
So if a girl says to you. . . . "all men are liars and cheats!" All you will do is single yourself out?

grin
Yes, ofcourse!! Try convincin her u'r not one!

Nigerian men are seen all over the world as 'bad' people. Hope u know what I mean (liars, cheats, fraudstars etc)

But stil, women from those same counties stil date and marry them. All u need to do is convince that person u'r NOT one, simple!

Even if a naija gal knows that u r a player, she wil stil remain with u, long as u do sort out her bills.

Naija gals knows that most naija guys are liars (or, sweet mouthers). That is why they just try and hook up with the one that lies less.

Naija guys also knows that MOST naija gals DONT keep one BF. That is why what most of them (guys) do is "chop n run!"
RomanceRe: Girls: Do You Like Hairy Men? by Ranoscky(m): 3:02am On Feb 05, 2012
I wonder why some girls speak loads of crap here, but, when they go out, they stil sleep around with the same hairy men that they condem.

NONSENSE!
PoliticsRe: Return Our Arms - Militants To Fg by Ranoscky(m): 7:02am On Feb 04, 2012
@yorke, if sombodi enta INSIDE YOUR PAPA HOUSE com dey carry all una property dey go, WITHOUT givin a fu<k what YOU think, na dier u go know wetin dem mean!
RomanceRe: The Plain Truth About Valentine's Day: by Ranoscky(m): 6:45am On Feb 04, 2012
Lol @ thread [most esp. Givin belt and expectin ipad2, lol]

Na only pipu wey dier r/ship go jam rock in no tym, na dem dey celebrate dat NONSENSE!
FoodRe: Feeding Lagos With Snake Pepper Soup by Ranoscky(m): 6:08am On Feb 04, 2012
@Sirajee, we don hear u b4 naa. . . Must u fill all the whole pages with ur online shoppin advert ni?
FoodRe: Feeding Lagos With Snake Pepper Soup by Ranoscky(m): 5:11am On Feb 04, 2012
Cant, in NO WAY, imagine Rano eatin that dirty waste of space in the water, called CAT FISH!
FoodRe: Feeding Lagos With Snake Pepper Soup by Ranoscky(m): 5:06am On Feb 04, 2012
Tasted abit of it when I was stil young [early 90s]. Tastes like stock fish, really! Nice tho. For all you screamin Yuck, God forbid, Tufiakwa, Eewww and so on. . . I know u guys do eat fish [cat fish in particular]. But the thing is, I rather eat a well prepared and fried snake [just like the one I ate when I was young] than to eat a cat fish! If that fish is the only food on earth, then ama say my last prayer and die of starvation.
RomanceRe: Where Are The Handsome Men On Nairaland? by Ranoscky(m): 2:18am On Feb 04, 2012
Una neva hala.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Members Fight Among Themselves In Maiduguri - 6 Dead by Ranoscky(m): 2:12am On Feb 04, 2012
Dem neva c anytin. Jus d beginin
PoliticsRe: Tears As Anambra Buries 13 Boko Haram Victims by Ranoscky(m): 1:33am On Feb 04, 2012
Well. . .

[Walks out of thread with tears in his eyes]
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Find It Hard To Take Themselves Out? by Ranoscky(m): 12:46am On Feb 04, 2012
Yet to see a naija girl that bought Bra and Pant with HER money, not to talk of goin to places where they spend megaly.

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