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Wazoblog:
Now you are xposing urself

of being?

Kslib:
Haba!from simple xmas ideas,una wan change dis thread to anoda matter!

Atall, my broda. No be im type.

Funny how all the naija gals in here make their wishes without mentionin their 1st sincere priority money. WONDERFUL!!

If y'all are being sincere to y'all selves( accordin to the wishes y'all posted), then, who would complain about naija gals again?!

justwise:
and how many people died in Nigeria yesterday in bombings?

Guy, listen and listen up. . . NO MATTER how many people that died on that day of bombing, all I know is, it can NEVER be compared to the err'day shooting spree and killin in the U.S!

suogal:
i would not try,i remember hm telln me neva to put my face in facebook,dat i dunt know who is wwho

Typical naija mentality

Wazoblog:
at ranosky, na so your mentality dey, Must it be buying buying defence u are guiding against. Afterall am nt selling u an article, it's a tip am sharing free! Na una dy easily fall 4 scam.

Hop u aint high on Rum while u typed that, cos, if u sure of what u said, then lets xchange email id and play the game to see who falls mugu 1st!

^ Go to sleep.

justwise:
Boko Haram just blasted a church in Abuja killing more than 20 people in that 'loving' country called Nigeria

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-16328940

CanNOT be compared to the err'day shooting spree in America!

Lets just say 1

chipmunkey:
It appears to be a scam because she probably got them to live in a house which she inherited without her husband's fore knowledge and got him to pay for the rent.

Can u imagine?

_{[s]U sure say i go fit marry naija woman so?[/s]}

^ I say a BIG amen to your prayer!

Crown Prince:
^^^
Jeeeeezzzzzz christ,i nominate this post as the award winning post of the year.
Some mothers are just senseless and selfish.

I dey tel u!

Rano walks in delightedly, singin - I just had seeexx. It's the best that I ever haaad. Another NL guy's chick just allowed me put ma prick inside of her!

^ To admire is TOTALLY different from flirtin, mind u.

Rano gets back to NL. Parks his RRS [range rover sport] at the outside door of the thread, abouto walk in. Heard a footstep and turn around to see who that was. Lo and behold, he saw a very fine, pretty and average heighted girl comin [also abouto enter the thread]. As she was abouto walk past me, I said "Hi" and she replied "Hi" in return, while blushin. She was abouto make a step forward, and I said to her again: "Erm, can I talk to u for a munite?" she stopped and replied: "ok, go ahead!" Quickly, without time wastin [omo, man gasto be sharp for dis one o! No dullin.] I said to her: I was just comin out of the thread now, it's soo borin in there."  And she replied: "Oh, really?" I nod my head and replied: "ya!" And she was like: "Oh Gawd! Have been at home all day. It's so borin, so I decided to come and meet my bf here in NL, to while away my boredness." So, where do u intend to go now? I asked. And she replied: "I dont know o! I just cant tel. I think I'll go back home and have a rest." I decided to use this golden opportunity to xpress maself, so I asked: "What if u come with me, so we can both go to a cool spot and chill-out with a bottle Baileys together? And after that, we go to ma hauz for a pool or jacuzi shower, and have a rest. What do u think?" She thought for awhile, and replied: "Hmm.,.,. Would have loved to, but the sun is too hot. It's not good for my skin." And I replied: "Thaz ma car over there. We dont need to walk!" And she replied in surprise: "Ohh, really??.? Thaz great! Lets go then [EXCITEDLY!!!]" Ah. Omo, runs don dey mature O! Immediately, we hopped into d car and zoomed off! Along way, I thought to maself that som1 is abouto lose his gf to me, and I dont know who that is, so I decided to make it known to all d guys in this thread that, if u are expectin ur gf and she's stil not here yet, pls call her on phone now and ask her to come back, or else, if she gets to my crib, then am sorry to say that she wont be comin back to u ANYMORE!!!

Op, why not copy out from blog, save in your mail box, and then paste it on the front page?

Been there, done that and STILL in the game. FAR more better than the ex's I met physicaly before the r/ship started. Infact, by His [God] grace, she definitely WILL be the mother of ma unborn children! She never fails to visit durin wkends. To crown it all, she just left my hauz for work, few hours ago. NO BIG DEAL!!! Op, he might be the one, who knows?

Tgirl, God bless u jare. May ur dayz be long! Dont mind some people puttin a new meanin in flirt, and tryin to justify it. Long as one is in a relationship, then it's WRONG TO FLIRT!!!

"Men are irresponsible!" And she miserably opened that her dirty legs WIDE for an 'irresponsible' man to piank dunk that HER dirty bush-pig-pit-hole called toto, abi?. . . Her pikin sef diggest d yeye tin wey im mama tellam, without second thought, she tel u say she no do again, u sef dey kolo-mara because say she no do again? I dey disapointed in u, walai. Common, leave dat yeye gal make she waka FAR jare! NONSENSICAL NONSENSE!!!

Whichever makes her happy!

Beast in sheep clothing!

Rano swaggs in swaggerliciously! Takes a look at topic. Height discusion! Looks around. All he could see was short girls and few average heights. Takes a look afar. Sights a tall girl, by the name [guess for urself]. Winks at her, and she smiles in return. Waves Hi to moremi and freecocoa. Gives mobinga a hand shake [big ups to u man]. Takes a walk around. Different eyes starin at me. Says 'Hi' to everyone, and they replied 'Hi' in return [with some ladies admiring my swagg]. Got close to the exit door. Looks left, right, and center. And screams "Happy Christmas To You All!" And leaves the thread swaggerliciously!

Moremi, God bless u jare, U talk well! I read about a girl that made some mistakes while singin their national anthem. And when it was abouto be published, they started the title with "A 'Black' American Girl" !!! Believe u me, am stil wonderin WHAT could ever take me to that HOME OF RACISM called America. Just dont know why I hate that country. God forgive me tho!

^ She don hier u d 1st tym wey u talk na, which one u dey kalolo?

claremont:
I don't understand how an individual choosing to date a gorilla (or whatever) correlates with his/her personal success, or the success of the continent where he/she comes from. Non-sense!

I taya O!

pheamy:
I don't know the problem with you guys on nl. I posted this topic so that people'll learn 4rm my flop. But all you do is make fun of me and laugh. Idiots!

Hahahahahah. . .  Eazy, ma guy!

^ Help me ask am o!

Crap

Cant believe that some people ard so dunk serious about the sugar mummy/daddy advert of a thing, in the first place! So, pipu stil dey fall for dis kain CHEAP fraud?