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The true son of port hair cut doing what he love doing.

Nice Africanism he have in him ,even his girl stephon son will be. So proud of his guy.

#AFRICANGIANT
#Afrofusionsinger
#burnaboy
#naijapikin
Ride on bro that's why he won the BET award .

So they went to a pub in kwara to go watch stripper or what?

Make them just thank God for the second chance.
Police won't disclose how much they paid .make you think say they just free them as a bird.

Money has been paid to area guys.

Then why will it become news to Nigerians.

When we have our own problems to tackcle.

Lol the thing self de hungry the poster why put it up there..u just put them in trouble o.


Chai na vasline crew you must be .

You come add don't sack them as if the video will give you money.

This ur monicker self it looks like you be pant hunter.

But why no write-ups to give the story a backup?

Anyway I tire o.

That faceless man has drove in sharply to put up a movie.


Make I go buy bring my pop. Corn.I de come back to comments.

This tradition sha who will then bleep Tht puna is it still Tht dead person or the gods?

thornapple:
Lolzzzzzz at funny names.
I guess you are Raphael.

Yes babe am Raphael ,Ralph ,raphy rara funny names not nice .how you doing?

See there faces too much dope in there systems

Over to the name checker's come see food o.

telkevog:
Before you see her puna, person must help you lift the layer of fat flapping over the laps. But if you want do am alone, you go sweat die

Lol slide tackle you are on.point sha.

But na strong guy de knack fat mummy alone na.sharing no.good o.

Its true..add more abeg oyinlicious

Well well well that is Europe for you if it was a naija guy did that you will see tribal wars right here .


Let the European enjoy there life .

I love peacock how much abeg?am in Lagos

OK they have had you .continue your work o.

blesskewe:
How do people do it

I can't walk in public with wearing bra sha

Without wearing bra.

U de fear o.just leave house early morning when the guys are still sleeping. With ya night tie feel free forna while no pant too let fresh air enter everywhere..

Thank me later o

See the way Olympus has fall hand but her puna will be young and sweet.for get age matter. Age is nothing

She de try with all her funny songs #knackamqueen

I hope say one guy dey way de enjoy this watermelon free of charge.

Sweet yemi always a globetrotter short girl with big backside and big boobs I hail o.

If its in port haircut na there Paradise be that robbery and kidnappers everyday..

Thank God they get what they wish others.

Say no to robbery hustle legit

If its in port haircut na there Paradise be that robbery and kidnappers everyday..

Thank God they get why they wish others.

TheFacelessMan:


In case you missed the story.....



As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the aisle farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

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1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


1 was guarding the entrance, 1 robbing customers and the last 1 was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!

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I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

What is the name of this movie abeg bros.?

Sand don pass garri for this kind matter.

So who shall we turn to now to believe she is still alive?and when was the last time she was shown on that there no location videos?

They will be killing army like rat everyday and no body even knows where they come out from.

I thought naija was a country...until buhari came in...

Something must kill.person.

But who get the billions now..

Too much money...

Where is that guy that tekno find when he was looking for ?his life must have Cheng in an hour.


I hope someday my old class mate will look for.me too

Congratulations to him .I thought I will see someone that got bath with powder from head to toe...


But acting like he just wona jackpot I feel disappointed..

Too much money make children fine.

The photocopy machine in her womb did not.make a mistake with this.



All the best to him.on.his.bday.

#bolifamily
#gozioboli

See the way the girl show us her fine thighs while the mum just black hers because of stretch marks.

Fresh food is ready

This one sound Like that cele church people.

And the spirit was caught but why didn't he disappeared.


Stupid homosexual.

Activated coal ..sound like the one they have recharged .

I knw all this Tay tay.

But well done thornapple

Members with funny names sha

GrabHisBalls:
PH, you?

Lagos o.

enemyofprogress:
You sounded like a rapist. I spit on you

My heart is clean but the thunder that will fire you for mentioning me this afternoon will scatter ya brain.

Just park Tht side no mention me again o

5guys on one girl ..tell me if she didn't enjoy that ride ..when there spem.finish.they will just stop
How can she be walking alone by that hours.

Animal everywhere...

Let all the Ogun young girls start to buy the iron pant now before they girls will bring pregnancy home.

Konji....

Who ask the negro about heaven requirements? This ete no no what yo say he is just looking for trouble with a Lady.

He won't even smell heaven gate .make u him no go give out all his cars and property first before he dreams heaven.


I HV a point abi?

GrabHisBalls:
LOL. Was it squeezed before? Don't mind me, was just playing around but if you buy, I'll surely take.

Ur user name squeeze it o.everyone knows it.

How is ya day going. You don't wanna tell.me where you base why na?