₦airaland Forum

Folanky:
both menh, we settle d one on tray at public,nd d one on chest @ private...

Folanky:
even me go dey confuse, those fruit ar damn gud to eat

ichommy:
Shake My Head.

Even you abi?

Kingsasian:
pears with milk and honey... hahahahahahaha

LouisBERG:


chai!!! women no no kill some men sha..


#caLLmeBERG

Kingsasian:
The guy dey concentrate on those two pears on her chest

Vanquay16:
Sad...she's too pretty to hawk...she needs a rich man

Sweetlemon:
You people are NOT ok at all. Ok let's use your logic of increase in bread price. According to the Picture Buhari left it at 70k right?
So how come it increased to N220? Who has been increasing it all this while?

Bottom line, bread is one particular commodity that has NEVER been stagnant for as long as I can remember in Nigeria.
I remember quite well that bread was N150 just about 5 years ago. Wait a minute, who was in power then when it increased to N220?

ChappyChase:
Now where you dey

ChappyChase:
Their panties and bra will be the first to spend overtime in your bathroom!!!!!

DanceVille:
This is an interesting and superb write-up bro Rapmoney.


Any lady that fault this write-up is guilty of ALL.

Lemme add mine.

-They try using Juju charms to lure him more.They don't mind carrying sacrifice in the midnight unclothedness.

tosyne2much:
This is a brilliant write-up by Prof Rapmoney


Make I add mine


11. She start bringing her loads of the guys place one by one. This trait is very come with many ladies when they meet a well to do dude. The moment the guy shows little interest, they will start acting incessantly caring and romantic just like a wife from that day on


12. They swallow their pride. Research and findings have shown that hardly would you see a lady claiming hard-to-get to a guy with 6digits account balance

poshestmina:
11. You make friends with every and anyone close to him
12. You want to learn his dialect by all means to impress his people
13.You try to gain as much things as possible incase "work cast"

falconey:
I don't know what you are asking about, you know the old school Mario game tone right? the yorubas do use it to form a Yoruba sentence .


it goes like 'nibi lo ma kusi" meaning this is where I will die.

now you dig ?

Vanquay16:
They will ask a herbalist to Destroy your Pullout Game.

Hungry Golddiggas everywhere

Lykar:
do not feel safe when u nd ur bae are standing wit a rich dude nd u ar currently broke in this harsh time

halfricanadian:
My honourable medical pharmacologist

Lyin is a sin although behavioural patterns is said to b constant after a long period of time pls isnt a profession same?

Bt honestly if i see me a rich dude he ma just spend on joint business for us i always see beyond d present

modelmike7:
They go like : Baby, why are you using this rubber now? Don't you trust me? RUN!!

DRISKLEF:
LOLin at the metaphorical instances up there.

Let me assume these were culled up for comic relief?

Lykar:
when some girls meets a rich guy i swear reality escapes them...dey go insane

falconey:


lets say they'll activate MARIOS'S MODE ...,..ni bi ni ma kusi

halfricanadian:
I dont do such
I just let him slam all is visiuals on my decks

Lykar:
I'm a speed demon...i dont like wasting my precious few seconds