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CultureRe: Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by Rapmoney(op): 9:33pm On May 31, 2015
Yawgawlfriend:
Observing..
Observe very well o! grin
CultureSome Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by Rapmoney(op): 9:25pm On May 31, 2015
Here are some funny Warri parables to spice you up cheesy Warri nor dey carry last, if e too mush...abeg, make we leave story for Crown Fm grin grin

1. No matter how nyash make yanga reach, leg go still first am enter house grin

2. Pikin wey dey look for cry, deh nor dey push e head (deh go say na u beat am) grin

3. Goat know say the waka waka wey dey dis life plenty well well, na e make am wear shoes come life cheesy

4. Tortoise know say house rent cost too much, na e make am carry e own house come life grin

5. Snake wey say na tortoise back e wan bite, na toothache go kill am.

6. Difference dey between bathroom and baffroom. If ur soap fall for baffroom, u nor dey pick am again grin

7. Deh dey call names of sickness, craw-craw still dey smart dey raise hand up grin

8. Madam bring Rothmans, madam bring Rothmans, na e Papa Obakpororo mouth take turn exhaust pipe.

9. Na legbere (weak man) na e dey run go house go pull shirt if deh find e trouble for outside.

10. When guy man dor fvck-up, e go use shame talk say na e style be dat

11. Small pikin wey say na e papa e wan carry for shoulder (akoko), na big blokos go surffocate am grin

12. Oga, na im first slap me, na im first slap me...na because police never enter the matter cheesy

I will post more as they come to mind...

U can add urs cheesy
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 8:42pm On May 31, 2015
sylvalord:
[color=indigo]shaving her punny on the bed? Guy abeg lie with sense na[/color]
grin U too wicked! grin
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 7:49pm On May 31, 2015
BankManager:
Came here to read comments
Grow up! cool
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 7:11pm On May 31, 2015
suzzy16:
Mute
grin
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 6:38pm On May 31, 2015
SarahBabyxx:
A female with a 'NEW' moniker smiley....deactivated the old one
Troll! grin
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 6:36pm On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
Swerve.
I have done that and from u grin
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 5:51pm On May 31, 2015
MrsChima:
Dig in his ass.
Ur case is always like a mental one!wink
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 5:44pm On May 31, 2015
peeparty:
Nop sir,e get situation wey u get pype low oo my broder,had my reasons for not yielding to each of dem.was really a bad dude dou,but I got to look bfo a leap.normally u will expect me to screw dem all after all I don dey do am bfo so waht d big deal. Nananannanan I don't roll like daht.
I got that dudewink
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 5:32pm On May 31, 2015
peeparty:
Op I got so many but would share just two.

1.Back den in school had this foreign babe staying in my compound,I was just so bless to be the only male in that wit alota of female folk all dem weed and party crew..this particular girl got it all.one day while I was taking my bath,she peep at me sotey till she was caught.altho I forgave her and we made fun off it.decided to ask her why she did daht to my suprise she said she was just jelouse of girls trooping in and out of my crip.she wanted to comfam d koko.


2.Another still in the same compound was really on my nerve.monitors my calls,checks my pot,iron my cloths somtimes,used her money to cook special meals for me,etc some morning she just finishd taking her bath and came directly to my room,and before I could say goodmorning omo d bae just off her towel oo.ghen ghen ghen.na beg I beg daht day.

3.Had this married woman staying far away from her husband bekos of her school.she was a very good friend who worships me like her god.according to her' she was going crazy about my swag' bla bla bla bla bla.each time I kept geting invitation to come visit her ,I decline giving her different excusess at each time.on a certain day it was raining heavily,@ about 9pm or der about heard a knock on my door.ask who it was she kept mute,decided to go open the door and behold there she was,to cut d long story she said she wanted to spend the night and there is nuffing I can do about it. Op I don taya to type mk d story end der
If u didn't use these opportunities to get the fun of ur life, that means u f-up grin
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 5:20pm On May 31, 2015
Oya na! Roctation cheesy Ishilove grin
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 5:06pm On May 31, 2015
jaybee3:
Bloody liar!

tongue tongue
Who be dis kwanu? huh
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 5:05pm On May 31, 2015
damseyl:
this is romance section pls grin

And moreso your topic says mention, not explainwink
Ehen? Na so? huh True true, I for like feel dis ur story o! cheesy
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 5:00pm On May 31, 2015
PunkyOh:
I was at the tattoo studio & the tattoo artist was filling me in on the kind of services they were offering. He mentioned tattoos, the weird implants that they put under their skin & different piercings. Normal stuff done at a tattoo studio. He then went on to talk about the different piercings he has done on himself blah blah blah. I didn't care until he mentioned WHERE one of his piercings were. On his "thingy". Down there. Now this got me interested because I thought of the pain & exactly where it was located, etc. Anyway, I asked if it was painful & he said something about it being "on the soft skin on the side". He then dropped his pants when he saw I was not quite getting it shocked I couldn't believe it! What I saw was something straight out of a comedy strip. Here was this tiny, shrivelled up pink D with a silver ring that looked too big to be around it. It reminded me of a maggot with one of those large hoop earings around it. I wanted to laugh so bad but couldn't because I didn't wanna offend him or break the kind of trust/comfortability he obviously felt around me. I never looked at him the same again after that. Too bizarre.

Sidenote, he was a white dude lol. One crazy white dude that's fo sho.
U be bad girl! I go tell ya papa grin
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 4:58pm On May 31, 2015
wristwatch:
Rapmoney, shey u no give her belle sha? tongue
Lol! Oi dey crase? huh
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 4:14pm On May 31, 2015
TrishaP, I dey wait for u o! grin wink
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 4:11pm On May 31, 2015
damseyl:
grin you wan here story? tongue
Abeg am eager to! Tell megrin
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 4:06pm On May 31, 2015
Phikom:
Showing me her kitty-kat while instructing me not to touch...
The oripopo na TV? Dem dey watch am? huh
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 4:04pm On May 31, 2015
Teempakguy:
[color=navy]She performed a sex dance and tried to fill my face with her butt.[/color]
You should have kissed that butt! grin
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 4:00pm On May 31, 2015
TrishaP:
Putting a banana in the mouth in a seductive way to pass a message lipsrsealed
Who did that? You did that or a guy did that to you? huh
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 3:57pm On May 31, 2015
damseyl:
Ejaculates
Abeg, expatiate! wink
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 3:54pm On May 31, 2015
pasqal09:
Well, a lady has actually rush into the bathroom while I was inside taking my bath. I had to beg her to leave cos she bluntly refused to.
That babe was looking for 'strong thing' grin
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 3:52pm On May 31, 2015
mrmastermind:
she stucked my head between her boobs.
For where? Ur house? huh shocked
RomanceRe: Mention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 3:49pm On May 31, 2015
Midehi:
shocked
Don't be surprise babe wink
RomanceMention One Crazy Thing The Opposite Sex Has Done In Front Of You by Rapmoney(op): 3:46pm On May 31, 2015
:oDuring my service year in Kwara State, a female corp member that lived in our corpers' lodge did something crazy that I won't forget in a hurry cheesy I knew quite alright that she had 'something' for me but as a Warfi guy, I just dey style for her. One day, the lodge was empty coz other corp member went to the local government headquarters for general CDs. I and this babe were the only ones in the lodge. Something transpired and we had an argument. Out of a type of anger that I couldn't understand, this babe just took off her clothes in 'protest'. I was like, gush!!! Wetin be this? huh See bobbishocked See oripoposhocked grin. Make unu nor ask me wetin happen next o...because as a sharp Warri boy, I just peace-talk her and in no time, we were...abeg the rest na history! cheesy

I won't get an award or cash for saying this but I just wanted to share one crazy thing a lady has done in my front before! I have been very sincere about it also and I never mentioned this event to anyone till I left Kwara State cool

Folks, share yours!
RomanceRe: CONFIDENCE To Woo A Lady; The Simple Truth by Rapmoney(m): 9:53pm On May 30, 2015
EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
Confidence is key!!!... Confidence is key!!!... Confidence is key!!!... .....LIE!!!
Confidence is an engine, and needs some kind of fuel to run it, the fuel may come in form of
cash, money
car
dressing, couture
Physique
conversation skill
facial beauty
...... before you go about building confidence make sure you get enough fuel to run your engine
cc rapmoney
True bro cheesy
FamilyRe: 5 Dumb Beliefs About The Igbos (Fallacies)!!! >>> by Rapmoney(op): 7:44pm On May 30, 2015
Tocheagle:
God bless you for this writeup , well said
Thanks! People like you keep us going cheesy
FamilyRe: 5 Dumb Beliefs About The Igbos (Fallacies)!!! >>> by Rapmoney(op): 7:35pm On May 30, 2015
I have a thick skin! cheesy
FamilyRe: 5 Dumb Beliefs About The Igbos (Fallacies)!!! >>> by Rapmoney(op): 7:28pm On May 30, 2015
misfab:
lols...dont mind d poster above me. omaro ife ona ako.
@topic...i v always wondered at that ibo man loves money...all oda tribes n minorities r okay uf they want money...buh once an ibo man hustles for his grind..they talk bullpoo.





proudly ibo! grin haters stay off
Sister thanks. That guy is just a dunce!
FamilyRe: 5 Dumb Beliefs About The Igbos (Fallacies)!!! >>> by Rapmoney(op): 7:27pm On May 30, 2015
Aprime:
Gosh! You are dumb!!
...and u are dumber!!!
FamilyRe: 5 Dumb Beliefs About The Igbos (Fallacies)!!! >>> by Rapmoney(op): 7:20pm On May 30, 2015
Cutehector:
Lol igbo man grin
Yeah, and am proud of it! wink
Family5 Dumb Beliefs About The Igbos (Fallacies)!!! >>> by Rapmoney(op): 7:18pm On May 30, 2015
There are opinions some Nigerians have about the Igbos of Eastern Nigeria. Sincerely speaking, I strongly feel these opinions are clearly based on ignorance and narrow-mindedness of most people. Below are these stereotyped and dumb beliefs or opinions (bundles of fallacies!!!):

1) #If Igbo man becomes president, he will divide the country#: I feel whoever shares this thought in this era we are, needs the help of the American neuro-surgeon, Ben Carson, to come and perform a surgical operation on his/her grey matters!!! I mean, would it not baffle any sane, right-thinking individual to feel that one man can just wake up in the morning and divide the country? huh Are all members of the National Assembly and respective States' houses of assembly Igbos? huh Are you not silly and myopic to think that dividing a modern and complex country like Nigeria doesn't require constitutional processes? Are you that daft? huh

2)#Igbo people like money too much#: Another fallacy and stereotyped belief! Tell me, who doesn't need money? Who is that person that doesn't want money? huh These people are just smart and business-inclined!!! Why hate on them? Many people mistake being enterprising for being a lover of money! If an Igbo man opens a small shop in his street, they say he loves money but if someone from another part of Nigeria opens a big business that exploits members of the public, they call him a wise business man! Is that not double standard? The truth: the Igbo man needs money just like any human being does!!!

3)#Igbos eat human flesh#: is there anything dumber than this? huh I personally don't think so! The truth: Africans and some of South Americans, in the past, used humans sometimes for sacrificial purposes!!! Civilization has long put a stop to that. Take note of the people - Africans and South Americans! Not specifically Igbos!!! cool Yet, people often believe in error that the Igbos eat or ate human flesh. They would often use the Bianfran War as an example but all the same, there is no where it was recorded that the Igbos ate human flesh during the civil war that lasted from 1967 to 1970! I wonder where this trash came from huh This is, to me, an ordinary and foolish make-believe story!!!

4)#Igbo girls are promiscous#: Really? I tell you today, I have lived in the six geo-political zones of Nigeria at one time or the other and I think Igbo girls are one set of nice and coordinated people cheesy Am not saying there's no promiscuity among Igbo girls because that would be a fallacy and illogical conclusion on its own but I think the rate of promiscuity among Igbo girls is nothing compared to what's obtainable in Southern and Western Nigeria, including the Middle-Belt. Quote me any day, I don't care!!! Where do we have girls taking in, leaving their parents' homes to live with a man without bride price paid? huh South!!! Where do we have a high rate of married women still sleeping around with men outside? huh West!!! This same set of people will be the first to accuse Igbo girls of promiscuity! If you want to confirm what am saying, read the dailies always and see where most of the news that centre on marital infidelity come from. Visit the South and see how their young girls live! Fortunately, I am in the South now so nobody can tell me anything about this!!! What a life! I swear, I love Igbo girls!!! cool

5)#Igbos are ritualists#: I don't even need to dwell much on this...I blame some misgrunted Igbo Nollywood producers who have been portraying the Igbo people in bad light through some Nigerian movies! There's no tribe in Nigeria where ritual killing doesn't take place. Ritual killing is just a social vice which some evil and wicked Nigerians partake in...it is not particular to the Igbo race. Enough said on this!

All that were listed above are fallacies and stereotyped beliefs. Over the years, I have come to develop a thick skin on Nairaland! Critics are free to criticize but I just expressed what have been on my mind!

Good evening everyone!
I am Kelvin Ukachukwu cool

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