₦airaland Forum

DGD1:
that car served my family for abt 16yrs and it was still intact, my old man had to drop it because the car lacked some luxury an average car should.

Bro, dat car strong die!

akinsadeez:
learnt with a Toyota carina

Toyota Carina? That's nice. What model? Carina E?

Orijin101:
I swear!
I started driving at age 16 and my pman never knew i can drive then not until he caught me cruising with his car one faithful day. . .

But now, man don dey travel from lagos to Abuja

Such is life. There's always a start to everything

tolugar:
504 pick up.


Way back. 1998

SS1 tins.

U be real old school!

amunkita:
Yes ooo...
My guy feels his Rav4 has more Turkey(horse) power nd i try proving to him that mine is V6 unto highness ooo..

Brehehehehe

Orijin101:
seconded!
I learnt driving with my dad's first car benz 190E also

To be sincere, no one thought me how to drive

Bro, na self-courage tins o!

ibizgirl:
Driving school volkswagen bettle manual gear, then ford focus automatic

Na ancient driving school u go? Volks Beetle? Tortoise Car? I just dey laugh

stephenqueen:
Niccur I don show,wetin dey sup?

Na the question dey sup

DGD1:
Toyota corrola '86 manual
DAT was in year 2005
though very much under age den BT it was fun learnt myself

I remember that car! Papa Preye, our neighbour then, used it

alberto2k:
Na my conductor nigga' cruise come field... me sef no dull to learn am o.

And i too like speed mehn...#dareDevil
Missing that my Nigga mehn

Orijin101
stephenqueen
Kingtom


Oya make una come make i hear una own

That ur conductor guy dor do one better thing for ur life o!

amunkita:
Wow... I used a friend Camry Drop lite once in a street in surulere nd not more than 20mins...

D nxt was Mine Nissan Pathfinder in 2013 buh i could say i taught myself wiv it, manage driving it to bar at nites buh wiv Harp in my system coming back is competition tym.


















Menix

...lol@competition time.

alberto2k:
Danfo bus (volkswagen)

Lol! Were you planning to start a transport business?

So goes it folks...

Which car did you learn how to drive with?

For me, I used a Benz 190E, manual transmission to learn and that was in October, 2003! I can't forget that Uncle Sunny padded 190E!!!

tunnary:
it takes 2much time before a girl open up her kpekus, so prostitute is d only option left, thank goodnes for prostitutes otherwise d amount of rape for don elevate wel wel. Woman sweet sha

Woman sweet abi? Make u nor go troway ur entire life saving for inside oripopo o!

Lizabeth25:
(4) The cost of maintaining a relationship: This is where wisdom comes to play! Many guys don't want to get committed due to the high cost of maintaining a relationship in this part of the world. I mean, the constant demand for Brazilian hair, phones, cash and other stuffs can throw a young struggling man off balance! So what do you do? Patronize oloshos? That's why you need to look out for women who are engaged in something meaningful...something that could help them take care of their needs and wants...be it business, trade or work. You will only become afraid of commitment when you overrate sex and go after runs girls!


What sort of cost are we talking about here? Is it all women that wears Brazilian hair, uses expensive phones, plenty cash and other stuffs? The ones I wear, I bought them myself with my hard earn money. Na only lazy girls things like that go impress.

And do guys carry oloshos for free? wont they pay them? So what we saying here? to me eh, this point is irrelevant.

Why having a lover if u cant take care of her small?

Yeye guys! Na OshoFree dem dey too like.

So relationship is now an occupation, abi?

Truckpusher:
I don't catch you finish.

Sometimes the things you write can go along way in determining the life you lead, belief system and experience though some people can make great stories of fiction but you can't totally seperate their personality from their write-ups.So , you've succeeded in telling the whole Nairaland that you patronize olosho and you went a bit further by explaining why.....chai!

Na story u dey find? I have never bin into that type of life

holusormi:
Cool points , but how does this stop me from going to peckas tonight and picking up an olosho .....

Na u know o! Take it easy o!

Truckpusher:
It's true .
There are things you don't see from the surface unless you've experienced them before now.

Haba! This man ehnn...

justmag:
Rapmoney!!! You have gained a follower. Great write up. Sad part is...guys will read this and still patronize these zombies.

Thanks man...following back

Truckpusher:
One need to be a full victim of the factors you mentioned above to know these things.
Op , you must be an ardent patronizer of these same women you're demonising here.

Hmmm? . That's not true

kevinberry:
I rep

Team no 4

Brehehehehehe

tosyne2much:
Tosyne bleeping prostitutes since the days of Mohammed

Chai! My guy, so u dey do like that? . Me na only once I dor do am o!

falconey:
is better to patronize OLOSHO than date a GOLD DIGGER.

Do you want to die young?

rawpadgin:
singing in edris abdukareem voice


if una see nairalander dey pose ( oko ashawo)
or he dey drop comments for here ( oko ashawo
rap money, cutehector (oko ashawo)
barcanista, naijaboy (oko ashawo)
airforce1,eh! severusnipe (oko ashawo)

Wetin u come be? King of ashawo!

iduzebaba:
olosho!!!! saving Nigerian men from auto-destroy since 1820

By their fruits...

Cutehector:
so u r one of dem

Does that moniker belong to a female?
**modified**
He has been caught! Olosho guy!

The following are some of the salient reasons why most Nigerian guys patronize call girls and runs girls :

1) Emotional weakness: Some guys are just so emotionally weak! They find it difficult to approach a woman and start a conversation with her or initiate friendship with her! You wouldn't need that to get down with a pros! Just call her and ask her 'how much u go collect for over-night'?

2) Fear of rejection: Some guys are so afraid of rejection. They feel if a woman rejects their proposal, the world would come to an end for them, so they indulge in oloshoristic activities because olosho nor dey reject u whether u fine or not...na ur money kill am. As for me, I don't give a fiok! If I approach a girl and she behaves strangely, I quickly dust my ass and move to the next ...you either win or lose!

3) Inferiority complex: I detest guys who feel very inferior in the presence of women! Look, women are just humans! Whether she uses costly electronic gadgets or not, carries a Givenchy bag or not, she still goes to the loo to poo! . So what's the big deal? If you don't learn the habit of being confident to approach women, you might end up marrying one of those olosho you patronize. Don't come here complaining that your wife bleeps outside the home because na water cane soaked in Cameroonian pepper we go take trash u!

4) The cost of maintaining a relationship: This is where wisdom comes to play! Many guys don't want to get committed due to the high cost of maintaining a relationship in this part of the world. I mean, the constant demand for Brazilian hair, phones, cash and other stuffs can throw a young struggling man off balance! So what do you do? Patronize oloshos? That's why you need to look out for women who are engaged in something meaningful...something that could help them take care of their needs and wants...be it business, trade or work. You will only become afraid of commitment when you overrate sex and go after runs girls!

Don't be an addict!
Say No to Oloshoristic activities!!!
Stop wasting your time and money!!!
Stop eating your future!!!

Last bullet: Please, vote wisely tomorrow!!!

Goodmorning everyone!

missclasssy:
....

You dor old pass this one na! Your mates dor get like 3 children o!

I kept my phone on 'silent mode' coz I was in a conference with some clients

dapsonlou:
Must case of depression is cause by chemical imbalance in the brain. Like you or I , if we are stressed we blame our enemy and that's the end of it. Some people can't handle stress at all, any worries can send them over the edge, something as little as an exam. Its cause by a chemical imbalance in the brain n one out of 4 children of the person with that condition will have it too. There is medication for it if your ar honest with your Doctor, being ashame is not going to solve it. Because of Yoruba movies Must people think mad people on the street are insane cause they are wicked , not true

Nice one there Very logical!