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seedorfg:
UNA VOTE FOR AM, SILLY (IBOS) PEOPLE, ANYWAY OMO YORUBA TO THE CORE NI MI

U must be a confirmed fool!

Op, ur craze nor get part 2! No credible source? Na so u be?

Nneka123:
I need a vacation from this section

Okay, I have signed and stamped your letter for vacation! You can now leave!!!

If you marry a girl you met in the club, don't start complaining when the troubles begin to come in!!! Our elders say 'he who brings in ants-ridden woods into his house should not complain when lizards start paying him visit!

Emusmith, u be my guy because I know say u get sense well well! Welldone for this thread

damseyl:
We need to know please


If any




Cc:
Dotwillis1
Ronald4lif
Lamiaspaco
Tosyne2much
Naijaboiy
Rapmoney
Falconey
Orijin01

Deliberately trying to make me jealous by flirting with some other dudes, ignoring calls, txt messages and chats unnecessarily, sulking for days (I hate this with passion!)

Kolade354:
It sickening jst becos u are ban,u will now open anoda acct as if Joining Nairaland is d gateway to Heaven

That's what we see on NL. Am used to it already. No longer a big deal

Kolade354:
Some pple cant even do without Nairaland for a day, So because I was Ban I will now create another Acct as if their is gift for me...............The person wey Ban me na im go Unban me.

Oga,what's the issue? Is everything okay?

SkinnyDude:
6. the attention seekers: ladies are mostly under this category. you see them open a thread like "people say i look like Niki minaj, is it true?".
and they open this kind of thread anytime they upload a new picture..
and if you go against their thread, they start hurling abuses at you.

When u abuse them in return, u get a ban! So unfair!

justmag:
OP what category do I fall under? I can't find mine. Lol

This man. I know say u too dey try

SkinnyDude:
..

We know you. 'Signs and symbols crew' and 'The Punctuation crew'

Xiadnat:
Nice list. Quite funny. Made my afternoon. However, you forgot the following categories:

The Hey you there Come "look at me, I'm so beautiful", "Mr and Ms. home coming prom king/queen, "Mr. GQ and Ms. Maxim".

The all around Ms and Mr. Congeniality and popularity context thread openers.

Also: "The list listers".....Yknow who you be. Don't even front.

Ehnnn...thanks for the contribution! Those that look like Trey Songz and Nicki Minaj

falconey:
woman wrappers.

Dem plenty

tosyne2much:
Nice one OP but I still don know the category I fall under

My guy, your category will be posted by anoda pesin . One luv! I know say u dey try sha. U gat my respect!

ronald4ever:
Waffi wisdom.

You are sharp!

wristwatch:
Good friday rapmoney.

Nice post.

Thanks bro.

6) The Wisdom Category

Romance Section...it could just be funny sometimes! . Below, are the categories of thread creators and posters :

1) The 'Questions' Guys and Ladies: Check their profile and browse through their topics, you'd discover that almost 80% of their topics are questions! ...'Should I leave My Boyfriend Now?'...'Will My Mother Ever Return From The Market?'...'Should I Visit My Girlfriend In School?'! . Shuo!!! I fear una o! So you think you will get the best answers to your questions by depending on Romancelanders for advice? The fact is: Most people that would read your post won't give you a practical advice! Some may even take you for a ride! Why not ask an advanced reasonable person close to you that you would be able to confide in for solutions? He or she might have experienced what you are into presently.

2) The Information Committee : Hmmm...this set of thread creators are always trying to get information on Romance! Instead of visiting google for an information, they would prefer to get the information from Romancelanders. You go see threads like 'I Want To Enlarge My Manhood: What Do I Do?'...'My Babe Said My Sperm Is Sugary: Am I Normal?' Visit google and you will know how to enlarge your kpak or whether you or normal! . Your reward for such threads are 'Ode', End-time Thinz', 'Oloshi'...'Fabricated' and lots more from Romancelanders . Save urself the stress.

3) The 'Targeters' (forgive me if such English word doesn't exist): They are always the first to comment on nearly all the topics! They move like spirits from one topic to another with the speed of light! Most times, their comments are derogatory and negative of your thread. I wonder if these people sleep, eat or work at all!!! Even if you post a topic at 12 mid-night, they will still be the first to comment and as usual, rain insults on you and your thread for no reason!

4) Association of Liars Crew: Nna mehnnn! These people can lie! They create threads like 'Girls In My Department All Want To Bleep Me!!! Help!!!'...'A Rich Babe Is Killing Herself For Me But I Don't Love Her'. If I hia say rich babe wan kill herself for you! Most people who open such threads only do that to console themselves for most of the things they can't enjoy! No sane person who is in such situation would come to the social media to do that! Lie lie!

5) The 'Marriage' And 'Love' Crew: I just detest how some people downgrade marriage with their silly threads! No one says there's no possiblity of you marrying a NL member because as big as the world is, it is still small enough for co-incidence to happen...but the activity of creating irrelevant threads such as 'I Must Marry Kunye', 'Idodo Must Marry Me', 'I Must Have Ojeme As My Girlfriend' and all those bullcrap is purely silly!

By their fruits...

Don't hate, am just expressing my opinions about some crazy attitude!

Good evening everyone!
Its a Good Friday!!!

Just look at his face...young dude...he is married at his age and there are lot of my Naija brothers that have been husslin' in the streets just to keep up; to make ends meet because of the lame government that his father contributed to! I remember Karl Marx (1818-1883)!

irunoobo:
My papa no get sense!

You see ur life? You are a mighty fool!

irunoobo:
[size=14pt]That is what they are known for in their region. Drug trafficking and kidnapping. They voted PDP as if their region benefited anything tangible other than a second Niger bridge that is still on paper . They hate others who are willing to sacrifice for a better Nigeria and future of unborn Nigerians. Their hate for other tribe made them vote against their son who is in pole position to be senate president. They are now hiding under Niger delta umbrella to vent their anger about the past. They rather get involved in crimes for survival than vote for change in their misfortunes.

Some of them will brag they don't care about politics but to dominate trade and commerce. Is drug trafficking and kidnapping parts of trade and commerce?

Confused set of haters[/size]

I pity the woman that gave birth to you! You are a fool!!! You are a complete waste of sperm!

Gracyel:
Ehn ehn??...I dont know o. Tell me na.

That dude has mental issues! His brain doesn't work properly!!!

What's going on here?
**puffs out ciggar smoke from mouth**
**puffs another one again on Op's face**

Emteebee:
This thing no be news na. Igbo and drugs na today? e be like women and money. They go together. BTW Change that heading to Igbo man to die in Indonesia for drug trafficking. Nonsense.

Another NL member has gone insane again! Oh God, why? Chai!

Immarshall:
We know the particular tribe responsible for spoiling our image,if you qoute me it means deep down you also believe so

Guy you nor get sense! Your brain dor rotten; e dor decompose!!!

Dnarvaez:
I suppose none for the moment... I usually do some cross-checks on my dressing style before outing from my abode. So am looking forward to that time.

Dnarvaez:
Actually i've not experienced such situation

It must not be exactly the one I experienced. As adults, we have all had one fashion embarassing moment or the other

Dnarvaez:
Lmfao!

What's yours?

Sometimes, we leave our houses all dressed up! Feeling 'funky' and 'cute'...

You may later feel embarassed when you your 'cute' dressing becomes an embarassment!

Mine: I bought a shirt and was feeling funky because I thought I had gotten a nice top for myself. The shirt was very attractive to me as I saw it displayed at the shop. Never knew it was a Master-P (mass production).Two days later, I decked and went to town. I wanted to take a bus when I noticed that the bus conductor was also putting on exactly the same top I wore. I had no option than to take the bus because waiting for another one going my bus-stop would take a very long time! All through the journey, I felt I was in hell; all eyes were on me including the pretty gurls in the bus! After that day, I never wore that top again till this day

Okay, let's hear yours

Rubbish!