coolestchris:
efcc has always been a tool to witch hunt political opponents.
we give efcc 7 days to unfreeze those accounts or we will freeze this country.
please don't forget to vote me for president of Nigeria.

President of which University?

Rilwayne001:

Sha come back here soon, I miss 'smoooshing' you

Alakoba, I'm loyal to my boylover

Rilwayne001:


Hey idiot, you chop my money finish you come run to Lagos abi? No even a call?
You'll come back here to meet me.

Abeg which money you give me chop and why you come dey disgrace person for public and is it bad if you do the calling?

Rilwayne001:
Here in UNILORIN, you dare not carry ordinary placard with no inscription in the school or it's environs. Should you, you are going back to your father's house.

Our SUG is running an AJEBUTTER student Union. WTF!!!

lol z, you want them to try it and Face Tanke

michlins:
I hope this marriage isn't borne out of pity cause if it is, this woman is heading straight to suicide. But either way I must commend the man bravery to even flaunt here.

Congratulations to the couple. I wish you all the best things in life

how will she even commit the suicide? with wwhich hand biko

Same here. I caught my bestie's boyfriend cheating with another friend of mine and it has been doing me to tell her for the past few weeks, though I have evidence

Forget LOVE and Focus on how to make that MONEY

post=70613881:
LEATHER BALL

it is called paan rubber

I'm very sure the wife is a full house wife
lolz na their ways

just passing by

mikaael:


yeeeee!
is a lie
and I was doing jangilova untop her last nyt wit confidence wit one Durex....pls how much is postinor

#600, don't ask me how I got to know

I rep BBF

Allisonstvs:
Goldigger.

you don't mean it

FortifiedCity:
I have that pot, Even if you put too much salt in the food, that pot will automatically reverse it to normal and make the food sweet

Exactly and no sediments/particle will settle inside the food unlike the normal pots that peel

ojay72:




Raquel, lie small small na.

Bro, I no dey lie for sundays

FODA:
pls,can I have a taste of the food cooked with the wonder pot ma?

would do that in your dream

adetoroamos:
okay minister of Information, do you av it at om? you mean a 2plot of land for cooking as in a whole money to start investment here in osun state, hian

I think people go for things they love to have and what pleases them once they have the money to purchase it and for your question "if we have? yes. BTW do you have any problem with that?

The pot comes in set, very easy to wash and has a particular one used for steaming food, that, if you don't want the food to enter water. it worths the money

Mermaid shape

Lawlahdey:
I decided to write this article as a result of the argument that erupted from my comment on the Tonto dike's failed marriage brouhaha thread.

Before I actually write on the topic gangan, Allow me to quickly share a real life story with you.

There is a grandpa. A rich grandpa, happily married to a beautiful woman with 7 very successful kids.
The wife of this grandpa is a very strict and prayerful woman who believes that being strict and prayerful helps you keep other women away from your husband. She has been successful and victorious so far. They have never had a cheating scandal in 50 years of their marriage(or,so she thinks).

Recently, the grandpa called his first son(prolly because he knows he is close to his grave) and narrated the story of how he got another woman pregnant and the woman gave birth to the child with an oath that she won't ever bring the child to disrupt his marital home.He has actually been feeding and financing thd child without the knowledge of any member of his family. He said he told his son so that they could know that they have a sibling out there somewhere and bring him home after his death. He also asked the son to promise not to tell his mother or any of his siblings the secret.
So, Faithful Grandpa with a perfect marriage(In people's mind)actually has a son ouside marriage and his wife of over 50 years of marriage doesn't know. She thinks that she was successful in her quest for a hundred percent faithful man. She is the type that throws jab at other women with problems in their marriages and tell them to come to her and ask her how she did it, how her prayers, strictness and everything weren't in vain afterall.
She still hasn't found out, right. I wonder what her reaction will be the day she finally finds out that her 'faithful' husband has not been faithful afterall.

Now to the koko oro..

It pains me when i see my fellow women bragging about how they cannot stay with a man that is not contented with staying faithful to only them for the rest of his life. They say they will leave the man, that there are plenty more men still out there in the world... "No time to check time".. LOL.

You think that every 'perfect' marriage that you see, that you envy, that you hope for has been able to stand gidigba without sacrifices??

You think that because Joke Silva and Olu Jacobs do not come out to wash their dirty linen in public, they haven't had their own shares of marriage trouble??
See, It takes a very very very patient and enduring woman to stay in any marriage.

You can't stay with a man that won't cheat at all?? Then, walk the fvck outta the relationship and don't ever go about saying "All men should be able to stay faithful to one woman for the rest of their life".

You think tonto dike didn't think churchhill would remain faithful to only her for the rest of his life because he loves her?

You think Tiwa Savage didn't think that Teebillz would remain faithful to her forever? What with all her money and the banging body and everything? Does edible catering have more money than Tiwa? Or a hotter body? What did edible catering have that tiwa doesn't?? Why wasn't tiwa able to keep Tee down, even with everything?

Even Beyonce suffered her own share of unfaithfulness from JayZ.. And you are here forming, "I can't stay with a man that isn't hundred percent faithful"?? , "I can't ever share my man"??

Fine. You can't. Then leave! Leave and go from one man to another in the quest for your model man.
If a man loves you, He will prolly cheat in the hope or fear that you don't find out but don' t ever believe there is a hundred percent faithful man, specially moulded for you somewhere.. Because you are miss perfect too ahbi?

I know some of you will come here to say that you are praying for the perfect men and God will answer it.
Well.. Reality check:90% of those with failed marriages also scouted and prayed for the perfect man. You ain't better than them.
STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES.

And for those of you men that will come here to say that they can't cheat on their woman, I don't even have anything to say to you. Just keep telling that to those who would believe.

Maybe some 10% of you(tryna be generous with the figure) can be faithful, but you all know nature, you can't stay faithful to one hole.

Explains why a man that has one curvy, beautiful babe at home will see another curvy babe on the streets and his dick will still rise.

PS: Ladies, don't hope for a totally faithful man, just pray for one that doesn't throw it in your face.

lolz, did Stan break you heart?

is that not ogbono?

Don't you have a boyfriend?

Let me come back to read comments

zoba88:
Big Tragedy Befalls Unizik Students At Large.

A final year student Of Microbiology Department, Unizik,Master Francis, slumped and died while playing basket ball at Bakassi few days after signing out.

Below is a story shared by his friend...

"I feel bittered ,What a nonsense of Nnamdi Azikiwe university clinic in Awka, a final year student, a course mate, just to share memories together was rushed to the nonsense, rubbish clinic on emergency, on getting to the hospital no single doctor was there to attend to him, the nurses looking like cleaners couldn't even attend to him, Francis was right before us dying!professionals in the medical field told us to pray without them playing their own part, I was gutted , although we were praying heavily , we tried to rush Francis to another hospital a doctor rushed in stupidly asking the hospital she is working in if they had oxygen and Bp apparatus, the nurses said no, Francis was going far out of this world right in our very before ,that was when it occurred to them that Francis would be rushed to the hospital , I was inside the ambulance holding Francis foot, it was damn cold, his eyes were already open!!! I was scared , I knew only miracle could happen because Francis had no impulse, on getting to Amaku general hospital the doctors saw it was already late, Francis had no life in him again, they left him unattended , we felt it has happened already , as his course mates we were optimistic a miracle could happen, Francis was gone, our lecturer came and broke the news to us in the hospital , we cried , we are still crying, we are feeling bitter , the dean of students affair came to show his stupidity, he said "THIS IS NIGERIA, WE DON'T EXPECT THINGS TO BE PERFECT, WE DON'T HAVE IMPLEMENTS, this words got us pissed ,he was then blaming our leaders, A DEAN OF STUDENTS AFFAIR, A LEADER,
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH This is our second course mate

We are loosing to unizik medicals , UNIZIK MEDICALS KILLED FRANCIS! Unizik medicals is a death trap, what is the essence of the money we pay for medicals!They rarely even administer drugs , shut down that
hospital"


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/07/final-year-unizik-student-slumps-and.html

If you think Unizik medical clinic is a death trap, my dear brothers and sisters come to Unilorin medical clinic, with those quack nurses with non-challant attitude of theirs

KanwuliaExtra:


See the oga-lion saying:”Trump was right! Nne, dis na real SHYTE-HOLE”!

See lions o! A symbolic representation of BUHARI!
Lean and hungry-looking!

Eleyi deep gaaaaaan

Kneephy:
I suppose this pastor would have heard about a word called Placebo.
Treat 'em with the original cure yet they won't get well until being treated with the fake cure their brain has been wired to react to.


Everything is Based On Belief .

pls, I'm not getting how those candles managed to enter those bottles

Akuneshiobike:
I was given her mouth actionI & she was screaming. After a while, a white hot substance immediately shoot out & spread all over my face.

Cum I think

Wetin we no go hear?

BadmanBinLaden:
Same here. Waec should tell us whether our result has been held, cancelled or whatever. too much confusion



Modified: I cross checked it and I still receive the same error message. the problem seems to be coming from our center as non of my classmates were able to access their results.

Quickly grab GCE form before it's too late

Buuukuuu Yoruba

Mrbolt565:
I have fvuck like 10 married women that are olosho. I noticed that they are always sweet on bed! There is just something about them!


Im out!

What an achievement, I give you the accolade. In kiss Daniel's voice Baba o Baba o