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ijebuloaded:
Because we don't want them to spoil the good memories of them that we have.

Like they say, all good things must come to an end. For some of these artistes, the end has come for a few years.

Because we really like them and we don’t want the good memories we have of them to be tainted, we’ll like to respectfully recommend them for retirement. There’s no shame in that, is there?

1. Sound Sultan

You’ve been a mentor and big brother to many artistes. Your songwriting ability has never been in doubt but the arrangement just no dey gel again. As you probably noticed with the cold reception of your seventh album, it’s time to free the music jare.

2. 2face Idibia



When artistes start changing names, you know there’s not much music to give again. And after all of 2baba‘s achievements, who can blame him? Now that his kids are growing up, maybe now is the time to spend more time with them.

3. 9ice



When 9ice decided to enter politics, he knew what he was doing. Being involved in politics is likely to pay him (pun unintended) more than music. 2019 is around the corner. Now is the time to start campaigning o!



4. Ice Prince



When was the last time Ice had a hit? It’s been a long while. He seems to not to be sure of what to do; rap or pop. But Chocolate City has given him his own label, Super Cool Cats. Time to learn how to recruit new stars.



5. Ruggedman



There was a time when Rugged had rhymes, wit and punchlines. But that was long ago.

Daddy, take time off, go for vacations, tour the world, and focus more on the clothing business. This rap thing is not werking again.



6. D’Prince



To be honest, if it wasn’t for this video Don Jazzy shared on Sunday morning about him going to church with DPrince, most people have completely forgotten about his younger brother.



7. Kayswitch


We are still trying to look for another job description for you sir; since the only biography you had went with Mohits Records.

8. D’banj


At this juncture, it is clear to the Kokomaster that he needs to pay more attention to his agric ventures and forget about music. There’s nothing to prove anymore- he’s not very good at making hits anymore.

9. Banky W


Thank God he knows how to direct now; perhaps it’s time to join Kemi Adetiba, and possibly feature in more movies. If that was good enough for Will Smith who left his somewhat lukewarm music career for Hollywood, then it’s most definitely good for Mr Capable.

10. Ill Bliss

The self acclaimed ‘Oga Boss’ who is only a boss at Capital Hill. Phyno has gone. Chidinma has gone. Even Suspekt has moved on. On behalf of Nigeria new school youths, we award you the permission to retire. Those two Headies plaque were retirement gifts in disguise, just in case you didn’t know.

Source : http://ijebuloaded.com/enews-10-nigerian-artistes-retire-music/

I concur bro

But why?

OK. I need to learn this badly. Thanks OP

Oma307:
how would a nation move forward with this wicked act? Lord let's ur peace reign in this land

This is the reason the government said #Changebeginswithme.

If we all do things right in our own little way, Nigeria will be a great nation, but not with these devilish acts. RiP to the dead woman.

Before nko? Jammeh won't succumb to the allegations, he would rather deny. The Senate should inaugurate a committee to take over the region when his term expire come January 19. RiP Adama Barrow. No doubt Jammeh is heading the Gbagbo way

I concur. For security reasons

Candycrusher:
i feel sorry for her punny. 15 inches royal highness dick every night for a girl who should be getting ready to gain admission into higher institution. The north and their religion are anti-women

... Did you just say 15 inches? Buhari must hear dis

mekuse76:
Oga where are you rushing to

Nairalanders! is this ad legit or scam?

Where was Amnesty International when Indonesia were killing young people in the name of fight drug offence?
It is only countries like Nigeria they run mouth. Not behind the Edo government in any way but this so called amnesty just need let Nigeria be.
When it happens here in Nigeria or Africa, they comment,back in other foreign country, they act as if they don't hear anything

When Sergie Mavrodi said Nigerian bloggers were using MMM to gain name for themselve, people said its a lie, it's obvious some of those bloggers are confused and don't know how else to write. What has the article got to do with MMM? Does mmm operate in UK? Does MMM give 55% a year? All answer to these are no. The Op must be stupid, and senseless in mentioning MMM in that post. Infact, do that again and we will all swear for you. Useless human being

Seun please help me ask that pastor if MMM coming back? Strong or not

kilode100:
That's the plantation? You are really a poorboy that you call yourself.


Those pineapples don't even look sexy. Good luck next time.

Sexy kwaa! We're u expecting to see cucumber before?

Very true. I concur with HipTV. There is what is called Patent Right. And if the owner or organiser of the concert does not want you to cover their event, you have nothing to do.

Renaissance2017:
sharap! if no be chinko na wetin?

You call Gionee chinko, obviously you don't know about mobile phone. For your information, Gionee is an Indian product and thier phones ranks 10 in worlds phone manufacturers ranking. Moreso even the iPhone 7 u hype was designed in the US and produced in China. So what is the meaning of chinko?

Lilimax:
Lol @ free money.

MMM rocks while it stands ...
It has made so many millionaires even in this recession
How about that?

January 14th will put all you detractors of MMM to shame.

Hopefully they will all be put to shame, I talked to a friend about MMM sometimes ago, he shun me, telling he's not a party to free money, months later he was even sharing the sweetness of the scheme with me.
We call mmm free money and Ponzi, while thief's are everywhere in d name of politics packing our money, yet we laff that off and condemn a scheme that meant well. ISTANDWITHMMM

Lilimax:
Lol @ free money.

MMM rocks while it stands ...
It has made so many millionaires even in this recession
How about that?

January 14th will put all you detractors of MMM to shame.

Hopefully they will all be put to shame, I talked to a friend about MMM sometimes ago, he shun me, telling he's not a party to free money, months later he was even sharing the sweetness of the scheme with me.
We call mmm free money and Ponzi, while thief's are everywhere in d name of politics packing our money, yet we laff that off and condemn a scheme that meant well. I STANDWITHMMM

wonders shall never end. That kind lady nw go dey form hard to get with a stolen dress. what a pity

Arent those vehicles supposed to be bullet prove? Now even a stone could pierce it. This is amazing

Hmmm. This woman must be a Ponzi scheme

Category1:
another ogbonge lie!!!
Shey dis mod no dey tire?..
Abi e never do una with dis Una lie?

Seriously, the truth is that, we that are participating in this MMM are not scared... But people jus dey drink panadol for our own head ache.. Hian!!

This same freezing happened in the southern Africa, but today dem still stand...so wetin be all this nairaland own na?

I tire ooo. I don't just seem to understand why they are giving themselves headache on another man business. I stand with MMM anywayz

olapluto:
At least you know the address of the bank. What is the office address of MMM Nigeria headquarters? What is the phone number of their customer service? Which day in January will MMM be back? That Nigerians fall for this cheap scam is really alarming.

That I am doing it is no concern to anyone, at least I carry my cross alone.

SillyMods:
Was MMM in Nigeria last year December?

Yes it was in Nigeria. And that was still the same that happened. No panic. MMM never fails

chyzoo4u:
No need to panic, things will normalize by January 2017

Am optimistic. Our problem is just this so called bloggers carrying fake news about. SAYING MMM HAS CRASHED. NAYSAYERS. MMM ROCK TILL ETERNITY. I WHAT THEY'VE JUST DONE WILL MAKE THE SYSTEM INDEFINITELY SUSTENABLE

MMM didn't crash. There was panic on the system and everyone could feel it. I was expecting them to come out with a better approach, but this isn't bad either. It only extend the period of our cash out and at the same time increases our Mavro. What do you do when banks send out message to its customers that their service will be down for a period of time? Does it mean the bank has crashed? No.

Expect a stronger MMM

truthspeaks:
. Only in Nigeria, govt n organisations want to control how one spends his own money.

Who dem epp

Why do they have millions of branches? And even collect tight? Ponzi scheme is not limited to mmm, some churches too are Ponzi scheme

Sanchez01:
Well, court marriage favours the lady more than the man. I'd say it's wise as a lady to take this route, after the traditional though.

Being recognized by law as man and wife means a possible case of misbehaving in the nearest future would be minimal, compared to one that is not backed up by law. Disadvantages? Not really. All it requires is just witnesses and not necessarily parents.

Yes. To achieve this, it would be wiser to fix the date on a weekday, preferably Tuesday or Thursday. Friday is closer to Saturday, which means you could have people who would disappear from their workplaces to attend, even without being invited.


Not sure about this. Remember it's a court premises. However, I'd advise you look for a place around the registry for your reception. You'll get places around there, I'm sure.

Yes, and all the more reason to stick with a weekday. Thursday is even far sef. Just stick with Tuesday or Wednesday and you'd be good.


Well, that might be quite difficult save you consider the kind of snacks and drinks. For the conventional 'small chops' you might be spending unnecessarily in that area. However, if your budget is targeted at less than 20 persons, then I'd recommend you contract people that are closer to you as they would offer you something valuable for a lesser amount.


Five hours is TOO MUCH for someone who doesn't want crowd. Most standard receptions don't even stay up to that. Also, put into consideration that most venues rent per hour, particularly in Lagos. So the longer you stay, the more you'd be spending. For me, I'd say 3 hours is enough.

Nice posts. What will then be the order of the day, if a venue is to be rent for less hours, I mean totally different from the conventional wedding events

stobery:
Celebrating Stolen mandate

Just as Wike stole it them

No 9.

Alcatel is durable and its architecture is something else plus security guaranteed

Smellymouth:
Anty mi, please tomorrow early morning,come out from your gate,jog around your street from the beginning to the end only ten times..
When you finish, come and tell me how you feel..

You ladies think it is easy? Dude will be on top of you sweating like shekau in sambisa and whining his waist like Iyanya for 40 minutes while you lie down screaming, "Baby go deeper"..Do you know the amount of energy that is dissipated during sex?

It is not an easy something jare...

U're on point bro. Lots of energy was lost, that was why. And it is not weird..

sarrki:
As you can see knowledge is power

That is sheikh nyass poster

R. T. A. But why is this government persecuting to Muslims? Now some people will come here and say Buhari has Islamized Nigeria

Nice gestures coming at the right time. Keep it going guys. May God see you through

snadguy007:
God didn't collect ur tithe because its from mmm but God collects money from politicians stealing left, right and centre.
Akande, you must be stwepid.

I concur. The guy stepped true true. Even ritualists, the God no remove their name.. ..

God bless MMM