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who let the dog out!!!!

YourMain:
ehhhh i dont want to break your screen...

it cant be that bad. not someone that's as pretty as u

YourMain:
Well. I don't think there's a problem with smiling lol maybe the peeps were the insane one.

let me see a pic of u smiling

YourMain:
ehm i dunno tbh. im just normal i guess

its all good though
i had a friend that always smile like someone is putting a stick all up in his a$$, peeps started thinkin dude was literally insane

YourMain:
hahah i look horrendous when i smile lol but i do it alot hence the laugh lines.

using lmao, lol, lwkm, & all that on a social media cant tell if u 9ot a 9reat sense of humour

YourMain:
okay oo if you say so.

i said so

btw. whats with the long face ur face dey forbid smiles?

YourMain:
here you go

still seein a lil bit of resemblance

same nose
same lips especially

YourMain:
i look NOTHING like her looool

maybe ill post you another picture.

please do

mylifemyrules:
Wat am i doing for a living?

Funny question

Am jobless

Do you have any job for me?

Nd mind u i started playing candy crush January

january

little wonder u are where u are

i started 2weeks ago

YourMain:
That would be great. Thank you.

Now tell me if am wrong

mylifemyrules:
Right frm wen i was using my first moniker, jomile, i have never seen u quote anything dat i like, well i do come across ur type on dis forum alot so it's not ur words dat is bothering me

Wat is really bothering me is how to pass level 347 on candy crush

I have been on dat level for a month now

So please if you have any idea or know anyone dat will give me a clue on how to pass dat level just let me know

I will really appreciate it

then u don't know me

as for the candy crush stuff, am still struggling with level 36 so i cant help u

wait a minute, level 347

what u doing for a living

YourMain:
Awh that's so sweet. Thank you. Any bets I look nothing like her

will post her pic later to clear ur doubt

mylifemyrules:
Yes i am nd funny enough i don't know who d father is

what
but u dont have to open ur legs for any idiat that comes ur way
now u gon give birth to a bas........

YourMain:
Ehm. No. What's in your mind. Honestly, looks don't matter that much. Only creates a initial attraction.

Oh really ? Whom ?

cant remember her name but she just as beatiful as u

mylifemyrules:
I dedicate Shakespeare by Miranda Cosgrove to doyinisaac

are u pregnant if not u need start working out

YourMain:
Truth

ie!
women care about 2 things

looks & financial status

btw. u look like a certain ghanian actress

StepTwo:
You think say babe don ever like am b4?

u crazy

she is fine

who counted the grain of sand

No thanks to our useless leaders

Twaci:
He's aspiring. I hope he gets 'there' sha.

he needs to improve, the wack single he dropped the other time wont take him beyond him compound

StepTwo:
My Guy Airforce1 , How God don d bless ur huzzle.

because one not so beautiful girl dey like am

whats all this for christ sake

my groundfather was canned, it made him a well bahaved man

my father was canned, it made him a level headed man

myself & all my siblings were canned, it taught us to never insult an elder

yet u said i shouldn't flog my child
wen the good book clearly says "FOOLISHNESS IS BOUND IN THE HEART OF CHILD BUT THE ROD(KOBOKO) OF CORRECTION SHALL DRIVE IT FAR FROM HIM"


ogbeni, no provoke me make i no vex flog u oo

am just laughingg

the corruption in spdc has become something else since a black became the head


if u dont know somebody that know somebody that is a top notch there.....

my brother, u need jesus to work in any of her facility


ain't nobody gives a demn about how qualified u aree

where is "surfili surfili catchy monkey" & "wahalarism"? ; ;DD

Mznaett:
Dem tell U say I don ready to marry now? dey go jor



#Rolls eye

Yes dearie BUT under one condition sha

all got to do is say the word baby & it will done within a twinkle of an eye

Mznaett:
Anytime I dey see pix like this to marry sharpaly go dey hungry me

will u marry me sweety?

Palmwinetapper:
I hope you're not jealous

jealous of what exactly

u mean i cant ask my girlfriend if she has had lunch or not so i can get her a plate of food from mama bisi canteen

hope this poo wont land on fp