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Jonathan2787:
i couldn't believe it so i checked using *232# and there it was, i still didn't believe until i tried calling an mtn number

I See The Truth In Your Lies:-/ *232# For Airtel - Etisalat Is *232# Not Airtel STOP TELLING LIE

asalimpo:
op, you live in a slum . No wonder you hang out ,too much, in the religious section ....


sombory there looks like Ali baba, are sure this isnt a joke?

Can You Tell Me Anywhere In Nigeria That's Developed To New-York Standard??

Nigeria As A Whole Is A Big Slum Even Lagos & Abuja - Even V.I, Lekki, Banana-Island, In Lagos Are All Slums!

[size=60pt]I'm Attracted To Girls With Sweet Voice[/size]

NIL

NIL

NIL

NIL

NIL

Oruko igun ni ewdew yoruba


1. Atọwey — Cube
2. Gundẹrtta — Triangle 📐
3. Orriogun — rectangle
4. Yipho — Circle ⭕

NIL

11) I Forgot My "Pussy" In The Kitchen And He Has Bleeped It Before I Came Back To Pick It!


This Is What My Girlfriend Usually Tell Me!

Please, Is She Saying The Truth?

ezinnelity:
nice one wizdad...but d very day d sleeps and never wakes up all dis treasures would still be left on earth. vANITY UPON VANITY ALL IS VANITY!

If You Get D Money, You'd Do More Dan That! - Oponu Oshi - Vanity Ko, University Ni.

ezinnelity:
nice one wizdad...but d very day d sleeps and never wakes up all dis treasures would still be left on earth. vANITY UPON VANITY ALL IS VANITY!

If You Get D Money, You'd Do More Dan That! - Oponu Oshi

Haahh I Think Say Nah Sienna-West Sha

That Doesn't Mean She Bleached - Things Has Changed, And She's Now Rich - That's Just A Body Maintenance _____ I Can Mention 3 People's Name That Doesn't Bleach But They're Light In Complexion Now, Buh If You Compare Their Old Photo With New - They Look Completely Different - Although There Are Some People That Bleach But Not Everybody! - Quote If You Like

I Love This Girl Die - I Don't Just Know The Reason Why - Even If I Get Chance, I Go Impregnate Her Shaperly!

londonrivals:
BEST INDIGENOUS LANGUAGE MOVIE/TV SERIES – HAUSA

Dadin Kowa – Salisu Balarabe

Hausa, First Time In History!

Please Help Me!

I've Been Dating Linda Secretly For The Past 3months Now - We Both Plan Not To Let Anybody Know About Our Relationship.

I'm So Surprised When Linda Called Me Yesternight That She's Pregnant, I Was Like ""Yeeeh Omo See Gobe""

I'm Not Ready To Father Any Baby Right Now, Cos I'm A ""Broke Guy"" So I Told Her To Get Rid Of That Baby!

But She Told Me That If I Allow Her To Give Birth, I'd Take Full Possession Of Her Banana Island Property.

I'm At Dilema State Right.
HELP A BROTHER.

stupidity:
Came back from work xtday evening, I walked into my compound and saw someone bending over and washing clothes beside the fence. (I tot it was my busty neighbour that allows me free gonking) I sneaked up to her big behind, tickled her waist and slapped her ASX.

She shouted "Jesu" and jumped up.

Before I could apologise to her, I was already surrounded by my neighbours.

To explain waten happen sef con tire me. I don't want to implicate my busty neighbour if I shud say I tot she's the one I tickled. She nor go allow me free steady gonking again.

My landlady don summon meeting ontop my head tomorrow morning, for slapping her ASX.

Guy You Funny Die - I Really Enjoyed This, Abeg Gimme Another Joke - Notify Me When You Create Another Topic.

Listening To JohnLegend:-

Love Your Curves And All Your Edges..
All Your Perfect Imperfections.

Give Your All To Me.
I'll Give My All To You

You're My End And My Beginning.
Even When I Lose I'm Winning.

Nigerian police giving a loaded weapon to a civilian, is it because he's chinco?

But They Say Igbo's Are Hardworking, How Come I Didn't See Any Igbo On That List

According To Your Post, You Said You're On A Queue Right In Front Of The ATM Machine - And Everybody Knows That The Top 10 Things Women Loved Is.

1.) Money

2.) Real Money

3.) More Money

4.) Lot Of Money

5.) Huge Amount Of Money

.6) Much More Money

.7) Money That Speaks

. Uncountable Money

.9) Collossal Amount Of Money

.10) Money, Money!


Without Doubt, She's Staring At Your ATM-CARD, Perhaps She Might Be Trying To Know The Actual Amount You're Gonna Withdraw!

i just hate this girl

Yoruba in Pakistan to celebrate Lagos at 50

Okoro Chinedu Report!

Lagos - The Yoruba Community of Nigeria (YCNP) in
Pakistan will commemorate
Lagos Golden Jubilee (50 years)
celebrations next year.
Kayode Johnson, Secretary
General of YCNP, said they had unanimously decided to join hands with Lagos State Governor His Excellency Akinwunmi
Ambode ahead of the event.

He said YNCP said in the first phase, Yoruba Diaspora in Pakistan would stage Yoruba
cultural performance shows to the Pakistani Nation through Pakistan National Council of
Arts (PNCA). Johnson said these cultural
events would focus on great traditional Yoruba rich heritage and “Black Race” as Yoruba
culture was recognised as the most civilised and urbanised people in the whole of Africa.

He also highlighted that Yoruba Diaspora in Pakistan, under the
umbrella of Pakistan Nigeria High Commission, would also hold exhibition of Yoruba dresses, foods, musical
instruments as these things manifested the rich culture of Yorubaland.

Johnson added the Yoruba Diaspora in Pakistan held in
high esteem the historic
decision of Governor
Akinwunmi Amode to celebrate the climax and joy of Golden Jubilee of Lagos.

Lagos State was created on May 271967 according to the State Creation and Transitional Provisions Decree No. 14 of
1967, which restructured
Nigeria into a Federation of 12 states.
The smallest in area of
Nigeria's current 36 states, Lagos State is arguably the
most economically important state of the country.

- CAJ News

m.news24.com/nigeria/National/News/yoruba-in-pakistan-to-celebrate-lagos-at-50-20160229

Our5k:
He's not a Yoruba man

And What Does That Connote

I Don't See Kukere, Duro And Shakiti Bobo - I Only See Ciara,,, Pls We're The Rest?

Europija:
Hello all ..I have been with my bf for 5 years and he was really broke n had alot stress...he hit me once in my face n threw me out of house in middle of night...should i forgive him??

Your Story Will Not End Like ""If I Had Known, I Wouldn't Have Accepted His Proposal""

Marvellouzkk:
Dear Agatha, I am in love with my friend’s wife. Since the day my friend introduced me to his wife, I haven’t stopped dreaming about her. I met her a year ago when my friend invited my wife and I to his house to celebrate the 10th birthday of his first daughter. Something moved deeply in me when she smiled at me. I couldn’t stop admiring her as we all sat down discussing with my wife, who looked like the fabled duckling beside her. Twice, I have paid her a visit when I knew her husband wasn’t in town but beyond the courtesy of being my hostess I could be dead for all she cares. The last time she came to our office to see her husband, I was in his office. She barely looked my way throughout after the first exchange of pleasantries. From what my friend says about his wife, he is her world just like he appears to be. Unlike some of us, he doesn’t womanise even when he has a reason to come out for some drinks with the boys. He tells us that there is nothing he is lacking in his wife. The pride he talks about her makes me more determined to have her. It is getting to a very dangerous dimension for me. I am even ready to do away with my wife to marry her. At nights, I have wet dreams from thinking and imagining what she would look like without clothes. I am even avoiding my wife because of all the thoughts and dreams that now occupy my mind. How do I go about this? I feel she is the woman for me. I want her so badly.
ABUGU

You Only Wanna Have Sex With Her, And After That You'd Turn Your Back To Her!!!

Jadekitana:
I think you degraded yourself the first place by wanting to sleep with a prostitvte. Get a decent girlfriend,you wouldn't need to pay for sex. Thank me later

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