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Mukina, how many times has your heart been broken this year? I am surprised that you are still holding foolish hopes. Your heart would be broken again when we win tomorrow, then maybe you will learn.

Anyway, I still have your blue form o, so come and pick it!

Haaa Alhaja, I can see you've finally woken up. Abeg warn ya boy-boy o.

Arsenal overtake Chelsea on the league table? I love this gunners o! They know how to spit out bullshit! I'm really impressed!

You just read my mind Mr. Kola. I am still shaking from our last tie. I watched every second of that game and believe me, those guys are serious trouble! My heart was trapped in my mouth most of the time.
I am only happy that we are playing at home this time. I think our boys would come out with a victory tomorrow.
Its not going to be easy sha, as the Porto guys are going to come out blazing hot!

Kitaun, mind yaself o!

Jose Mourinho has confirmed that John Terry would not play in Tuesday's second leg tie against Porto after doctors advised him to observe a two weeks rest.

Source: - http://www.uefa.com/competitions/ucl/news/kind=1/newsid=512401.html

HAAA! I see muki has woken you up from your sleep to implore you to come defend the Igwe of Arsenal!

Anyway, he is still the igwe of Arsenal, but Drogba is the Global Igwe. KAPISH!

Regimes do change my dear. Give the new igwe his full credit abeg!

Please try to get in touch with reality sweety. . . Times have changed!

Mukina, no begin dey make me vex now o! What is 'hehehehe'? I'm in a very bad mood this evening o! I still dey vex from the earliar match!

Well, another victory. Shaky match, but a victory is a victory. Congratulations Chelsea!

There's still hope!

Thierry Henry of Arsenal has been dethroned as Igwe!     
Let's hail the new Igwe of soccer: -
       
                     OBA DROGBA!   

What time is your match? Naija time.

Coolu coolu coolu temper. . . coolu temper. . .

GBOSA! GBOSA! GBOSA!

Haa haa haa. . . The scum has run away. He couldn't stand the heat!

Muki don't mind the Stinking gay! Let the asshole go and pour his shit in his club's thread!

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@Razzor

Child,if you weren't so ugly,you might be worth talking to

Old man, at least my only problem is ugliness, unlike you who has three problems - Mental Dementia, Ugliness and childishness at an old-age!  

            ASSHOLE!

Wait until the scum gets his ass whooped tomorrow! Then he'll shut his stinking mouth for good!    The fucking prick!

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@mukina2

I have seen many of your posts on the sports forum and you clearly don't know anything about football.My advice is that you are better off discussing mentrual cycles than discussing tactical formations  .

Have you lost your mind?  Wait a minute, you are beginning to sound really mentally demented to me! How dare you talk to a woman like that? Don't you have any home training?
Grown man like you! You blood sucking, ass fucking piece of shit!  

I can't believe my eyes! Things are getting out of hand here o!

lmao. . .

I would also advise, however, that you develop a very good eating schedule. It is very wrong to eat close to your bed-time. I always advise my friends to eat at least two hours before they go to bed. It is also wrong to skip breakfast. These are general contributing factors to weight problems.
Exercise however, is the best way to conquer this problem.

Bullocks Bullocks all the way!

Girls, let me give you a little advice, the only way to have a slim tummy is general exercising!

The best method is dancing and its so much fun. Participate in an active dance club that gives you an opportunity to dance at least three times a week.
I always recommend salsa to women, because, it not only gives you a sexy tummy, but great legs as well! It allows you to twist your hips and waist (which consequently affects your tummy).

Other forms of sport would work as well, but I prefer dancing because its fun!

Sit-ups are good, but research has proven that they are ineffective when it comes to tummy slimming.

He who has an ear, let him ear!

Sweety, you don't seem to realise that Chelsea would win her next three games, and you guys would either lose or draw your next two games. This would reduce our number of points behind you to about 3 or 0, therefore increasing our chances of winning the title.

Don't get carried away just yet, baby!   

Abeg, I wan make money o!    Who is willing to bet that Liverpool would either beat you guys or hold you to a draw?  
All I'm asking for is 10,000 naira.  Shikena!        

Is that the dictionary definition? And won't you qualify as one?

Please can someone correctly define 'muppetism'? I'm getting confused here!

Uncle Kola, Taye Taiwo should be at least 35 years old!

mukina2:
razorr its past your bedtime what are you doing online?

Muki, aren't we in the ashewo business together?