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Muki, if I catch you ehn! Yeye girl!

Sweetheart, I am in the league of Moses, Jeremiah, Joshua, Samuel, Ezra, Nehemiah, David, Daniel, Adeboye, e.t.c.

I spoke to them last night, they all said you guys aren't getting shishi this year, so beware!

No you are not!  
I prophesy that you guys won't win any trophy this year! AMEN!      

Trust me, I'm working on it.

Dr. Kit, you are dissapointing me o!    You are laughing at me now, abi?
Don't worry, I would manufacture the antidote myself, and administer it on these patients! 

Dr. Kit, please help me o! The curse has landed in my thread! Please bring that antidote.

Help! help! Dr. Kit, HELP!
Muppets have invaded my thread!
I never thought I would ask you for this, but, I need your antidote!

I think this would qualify as the official thread for muppets! Anyone who makes a post after this would be identifying himself as a muppet!
Thanks. 

I said it. . . the majority of muppets are scummites!

Boring boring YOU. . .

It's quite simple. The Latin Dance club conducts salsa training sessions every wednesday, friday and sunday at 7.30 pm, and guess what, its free! Like wormedup said, its at Club Reloaded(former 11:45) 113, Awolowo road, Ikoyi, Lagos.

You can also go to the Vault, opposite Mega plaza on Idowu Martins Street, V/I. The classes there are on tuesday, friday and sundays. You would have to pay 10,000 naira a month for that one.

You can also train at La casa del habana on Ozumba Mbadiwe, VI. That one would cost you 15,000 naira for 6 weeks.

Make your choice.  

WOW! Is that Mourinho? The guy drips of sexiness even when he pouts!

SEXY. . . SEXY!

Loverbwoy, I'm sure you can do better than that!

Abeg make I go chop, we would come back to the issue later.

Muki, did you look closely at those pics? You better zip your mouth before I post more!

Muki, how am I to be sure that you have not been fainting secretly and coming here to act all cool and in control!

Muki, now you dey find trouble o! How dare you compare handsome Maureen to Ugly Wenger? If I spank you!

Sweety, I hope there is a hospital very close to your house, just in case they have to rush you there tomorrow when you faint from the shock you would receive.

Don't worry, I was with Drogba last night, doing you know what. I showered praises on him concerning his new look and he assured me that that look is here to stay. I even suggested some make-up strategy, so you should be expecting a sexier Drogba in the near future! 

Naaaa baby. I don't think so. My boys would play better tomorrow than we did the last time. If there is one thing we are very good at, its learning from our mistakes sweety!

Come on, Don't be shy. If you can't accept the blue form openly on this forum, we can talk privately and organise your change of camp!

LMAO. . . You funny sha. I was told that there is a scar on his face. He would take it off after the scar vanishes. Beauty cream suppliers, please take note.