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Any news on Ashley Cole's recovery?   

          SAME OL' bleeping GOONER!            

         Bleep Arsenal         

Hee hee hee hee hee. . .

As much as I admit that those guys in Fifa are drunk, I also have to admit that this is a very good omen for Nigeria. It is part of the rush of ice cold water that is being poured on our sleepy eyes, as a wake up call.

It's a national disgrace, and I believe that even those our corrupt leaders in power would take a cue from this and begin to clean up our act.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA!

Abeg Seun, what are you doing about it?

Hey Nairaland users! Good morning and happy vals day!

Please, I need you guys to save me from this lunatic that attacked me first thing this morning o.
Please read the conversation below - I am KBT Bankole and and the guy's  ID is Dr. Wise: -

[b]gwinmicheal: Guy, stop deceiving yourself
gwinmicheal: you are a guy and not a chic
gwinmicheal: Who do you think you are deceiving in nairaland?
gwinmicheal: All this lying Nigerians
kbt Bankole: Are you crazy?
kbt Bankole: No really,  are you sure you are alright?
gwinmicheal: You are the crazy one
kbt Bankole: 'because you sound like a serious mental case to me
gwinmicheal: I guss so
gwinmicheal: You are a guy
gwinmicheal: and not a babe
kbt Bankole: if you have nothing sensible to do, this early morning, please go and jump into the Lagoon
gwinmicheal: Why conceal your Identity?
kbt Bankole: leave me the f**k alone
kbt Bankole: bye bye
gwinmicheal: Stop deceiving yourself
kbt Bankole: and for your infoa, I'm a girl
kbt Bankole: hot and incredibly sexy too
kbt Bankole: bye bye
gwinmicheal: We have uncovered Radiant, Yourself
gwinmicheal: and Eupho for now
kbt Bankole: why don't you post this accusation on nairaland
gwinmicheal: We are still working on it
kbt Bankole: so, that the guys there, who know me can blast you
gwinmicheal: and Seun is doing something about it already
gwinmicheal: lol
gwinmicheal: Continue masquerading
gwinmicheal: Useless lying idiot!
gwinmicheal: I hate being on the same forum with thieves like you!
gwinmicheal: Thank God, Seun is aready doing something about it
gwinmicheal: Idiot
kbt Bankole: what's your nairaland ID?
gwinmicheal: Dr. Wise
gwinmicheal: That's my ID
gwinmicheal: and you are Razorr
gwinmicheal: So don't deceive yourself
gwinmicheal: We are still compiling the lists of all your type in nairaland
gwinmicheal: I curse the day I registered for an account in this forum[/b]

Please, can you tell us what the cure is? Please post your reply here, so that others can also benefit from it.

@Akolawole

Haaaaaaaaaa Aristo Baba!
I posted it here so that you would see it o. I didn't want you to miss an opportunity to increase the size of your harem!

No wait! I think we can end the madness here! I know one very good deliverance pastor. Let me invite him to register on this site.
All he has to do is post one prayer sentence here and you'll see the difference!

You don't even need to wait till match to be beaten. Fulham would beat you on the 24th, then your eye go clear!

self-service United!

Hello good people of Nairaland.

Please can anyone tell me whether a cure for stretch marks exists in the market. I've had some behind my calf since I was about twelve years old and I'm over twenty now. I have been seriously searching for a cure for many years to no avail. I have tried many so-called stretch mark removal creams without any success.
I even spent 37,000 naira on Strivectin SD and the Stretch marks are still there.

Please, if anyone knows about any cure for stretch marks, can He/She please let me know?

         A.R.I.S.T.O. Akolawole in the house!

Oya, interested ladies, begin to send in their application now!  Naira, Dollars and Pound Sterling in abundance!   

         Don't Miss out of the money train o!

LMAO. . .     

Okay o, I've demoted you from General to Aristo.      
That's much better, init?

HAAAA! Oga Akola. You dey Fear?

A whole General like you in the blue army!

Please o. . . If una dey fear, wetin small pikin like me fit do?

hmmm. . . I see. . .

They want to play their youngsters with little experience, so that if they loose, they'll use that as an excuse.
This gunners sha. . .

Well Big Mistake! They will leave the stadium with their tails between their legs. Just leave it to Mourinho!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You mean the devil himself?

Please send him o!

I've really missed him.

paulogbish:
Razorr the Topic Man!! See him for all your great Topics; if you think of Topics, think of Razorr!!!

Please Re-phrase: -

Razorr the Topic girl!! See her for all your great Topics; if you think of Topics, think of Razorr!!!

       Dang!        


General Akola, abeg send am o. You know how I like being chased!

I always get fed up with the way this gunners like to make noise b4 a match of this calibre and when they loose, become too busy to chat on this forum, until the next big match.
Can't wait for the 25th and an end to all this nonsense.

The result would be Chelsea 4 - Arsenal 0.
We have to beat them very convincingly, so they'll shut up for good!

Well, I would have expected someone as intelligent as you (If you really are) to ask that friend of yours where he got his infoa from.
And if its from a good source, pay attention to it, otherwise don't come here and bore everyone with speculations like that all in the name of attention seeking!

GAWD!

HAAA. . . DROGBA. . . DROGBA. . . DROGBA!

And to think some peeps used to call ya didinrin

CHELSEA ROCKS!

Where did this friend of yours get that information?
Please post something concrete and not just speculations.

Hmm. . .

I would bring more news on this subject as they continue to pour in. . .

This doesn't come as a shock, but,

According to new reports investigators found illegal narcotics and and prescription medications in Anna Nicole Smith's hotel room.

It is not known at this time what those drugs are.

A toxicology report will determine whether one of these drugs or a combination of both substances contributed to her death. An autopsy is scheduled for today.

On Wednesday, a judge in Los Angeles had ordered Anna Nicole Smith to submit her daughter, Dannielynn, to DNA testing by February 21st, after she had failed to a court-ordered date to comply last month.

Smith has been in a protracted legal battle with photojournalist and former boyfriend, Larry Birkhead, who claims he is the true father of Anna's baby.

Smith's lawyer and "boyfriend" Howard K. Stern is listed on the birth certificate as the father.

After the news of Smith's death, an emergency hearing was scheduled to occur in Los Angeles on Friday regarding the paternity of Dannielynn.

Birkhead's attorney, Deborah Opri, wants to take a DNA swab from Smith's corpse, which her lawyer calls "the lowest form of behavior I've ever heard of."

Shocking new details of Anna Nicole Smith's untimely passing!

Reports are pouring in and the two most interest are from the top entertainment news shows, Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight.

In this alarming account, Access Hollywood reports:

According to a credible source, an employee of Anna Nicole Smith found her in her room in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. The employee pulled back a sheet and discovered that she appeared to have choked on her own vomit.
The same source claims that Smith took what was referred to as a "children's sedative," and had "kept passing out" before her death.


Entertainment Tonight adds a few other interesting details.

According to this report:

Sources tell ET that Anna Nicole was suffering from flu-like symptoms upon her arrival [at the Hard Rock hotel] on Monday, but her fever had broken by Wednesday. That afternoon, she fell in the bathroom and hit her head. She said she was feeling fine, had a meal and went back to bed.
Today, she retired to her bedroom to take a nap. When she did not wake after a few hours, she was checked on and found unresponsive. Her eyes were also dilated.


As with everything Anna-related, her death is shrouded in mystery. And, unfortunately, it will probably remain that way for a real long time as the parties involved in her life will probably try to collude and evade the truth for as long as possible.

Sadness.

As an autopsy is scheduled tomorrow for the body of the late Anna Nicole Smith, many burning questions persist.

Who will get Smith's money She is currently in litigation with the family of her late husband and with the man that claims to be the true father of her baby girl.

Why did Anna have her own private nurse with her at the hotel?

And,

The biggest question of all,

Did Howard K. Stern kill Anna Nicole Smith

In October 2006, Smith's estranged mom, Virgie Arthur, told Nancy Grace on CNN Headline News that after the death of Anna's son, Daniel, she was concerned that Howard K. Stern was the one in line to inherit Anna's millions.

"If Howard Stern marries her and she ends up dead, then who does the money go [to]? Danny's not there," Arthur said.

Additionally,

Many people have speculated that Stern gave Daniel the Methadone [prescription heroin substitute] that killed him.

While that investigation continues despite Anna's death, an investigation into her death will likely lead cops to closely examine Howard, the "brains" behind Smith.

Was Stern exploiting Smith's pain for money? He was the one likely responsible for orchestrating the million-dollar interviews with Entertainment Tonight and the sale of all their personal photos to People magazine and other publications.

Is Howard the true father of Anna's baby?

Was Stern keeping Smith drugged up on purpose

So many questions!

I noticed that some people still really hate that girl.
I told a friend of mine the news of her death, and he said : -

" that nasty woman dat sucked the old 70 yr old billionaires dick cuz of cash!"

People sha. . .