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One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case. Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?" The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it." He soon falls asleep. Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach. Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest." |
But what I do not understand, however, is how you gunners can even think that you would beat the blues. You should be hiding in your bedrooms and cowering with fear. . . ![]() 'because you know in your hearts that the one team you can't defeat is Chelsea! ![]() |
I have to admit that the gunners actually deserve this carling cup. . . We all know that cups like this one would be their consolation for not being able to carry bigger cups like the Premiership or the Champions league. However, their playing Chelsea is serious badluck. Chelsea has come to spoil everything. Now they wouldn't win any cup this season. Pity. . . ![]() |
Sweetheart, news flash: - Thanks for the infoa, but you could have posted this in the Ghana vs Nigeria thread. Please keep this in mind next time. |
![]() *falls and rolls on the ground in laughter* |
I need to know how much we're looking for, in order to think of ways to raise it! |
How much are we looking for? |
Elder Kitaun, no vex abeg. However, please help me answer this question, what would make a football fan in his right senses stab a fan of another club, when he hasn't got shares in the club? It's spiritual, init? ![]() |
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NAAAAA! You just tuned in to REALITY TV! ![]() |
He is talking about the Carling cup and the Premiership! ![]() |
@dblock. Well, I know that the Europeans are crazy, but I'm shocked that Nigeria is reaching that same level of craze! |
OK. . . Marlet01 is it me, or are you as mentally deranged as you apear to be? ![]() Why are you contradicting yourself? A moment ago, you were attributing his survival to the prowess of Arsenal and now, you want to do an about-face and start praising God! I thank God for answering my prayer sha. ![]() |
See what I was saying about fanatics? We need prayers! *Goes down on her knees and starts speaking in tongues* |
Sharrapp your mouth there! The bolton guy just didn't do a good job! If he was dead now, you won't be spitting rubbish! It was God that saved his life. PERIOD! ![]() |
That reminds me. . . I need to be very careful with the fanatics on this forum o. Lest I piss one of you off and you come after me with a smoking gun! ![]() |
The first thing a guy thinks of after he comes back from the dead is Arsenal! Not ma! Not pa! Not bro! Not sis! But Arsenal? He needs deliverance! That's definitely a spiritual case! ![]() |
Do people actually take sports fanaticsm to that level? ![]() |
Please tell me its not true! |
SEE AS THESE GOONERS DON RUBBISH OUR TEAM FINISH! SO WE NO FIT SCORE 3 GOALS, ABI? ![]() I wasn't badly looking forward to that match initially, but now that you've got me all worked up, you're all in trouble! ![]() We will not only beat you, we'll finish you up so badly, that no gooner would be able to show his ugly face in this forum again! Absolute rubbish! Can't wait for the 25th! ![]() |
Sunday, 25th of february, 2007 ![]() |
UP Spurs! Abeg no listen to this gooners, you hear? ![]() UP SPURS! Abeg una go beat them scummities for me on sunday o! GREATEST SPURS! ![]() |
OH GOD! NOT ASHLEY COLE. . . ![]() PLEASE BABA GOD, LET IT NOT BE TOO SERIOUS! FATHER IN HEAVEN, PLEASE HELP US BREAK THESE INJURY JINX IN JESUS NAME. AMEN! ![]() GOD BLESS CHELSEA! |
Hey! I'm not the one bragging about beating Watford O.K. That was you! So please rise up to the challenge and stop whining! ![]() |
Kunmi baby. . . Common, don't be shy. . . Answer my question ![]() |
kunmi, would you take a nude picture of yourself and post it on nairaland for our viewing pleasure if you guys lose? ![]() common, don't be scared. . . ![]() |
and if you lose? ? ![]() |
@1forall I'm a virgin. let's hook up. ![]() |
Naaaa Kitaun. I think we've gone beyond the repair stages. There isn't any vaccine for this virus. This thread should just be zapped to prevent the spread of this deadly and highly contagious disease! ![]() |
GEEZ. . . NAIRALAND ROCKS TO THE HEAVENS! ![]() |
Ssheryl baby, would you marry me? I used to be from Kenya! ![]() |
OH! POOR POOR UNITED. . . THESE GUYS ALSO HAVE FEELINGS, YOU KNOW. . . ![]() |
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