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Jokes Etc › Re: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Razorr(f): 10:55am On Feb 06, 2007
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.

But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.

Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"

The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."

He soon falls asleep.

Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.

Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Carling Cup Final: Arsenal Vs Chelsea by Razorr(f): 8:35am On Feb 06, 2007
But what I do not understand, however, is how you gunners can even think that you would beat the blues.
You should be hiding in your bedrooms and cowering with fear. . . grin
'because you know in your hearts that the one team you can't defeat is Chelsea!  cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Carling Cup Final: Arsenal Vs Chelsea by Razorr(f): 8:13am On Feb 06, 2007
I have to admit that the gunners actually deserve this carling cup. .  .
We all know that cups like this one would be their consolation for not being able to carry bigger cups like the Premiership or the Champions league. grin
However, their playing Chelsea is serious badluck. Chelsea has come to spoil everything. Now they wouldn't win any cup this season.

Pity. . .  sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: News Flash From Nufc.co.uk by Razorr(f): 5:00pm On Feb 05, 2007
Sweetheart, news flash: - Thanks for the infoa, but you could have posted this in the Ghana vs Nigeria thread. Please keep this in mind next time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Gunners Creed by Razorr(f): 8:49am On Feb 05, 2007
cheesy     cheesy        cheesy       cheesy      cheesy


*falls and rolls on the ground in laughter*
Sports › Re: Sos For Stabbed Arsenal Fan- Dodiki Anjorin by Razorr(f): 5:18pm On Feb 02, 2007
I need to know how much we're looking for, in order to think of ways to raise it!
Sports › Re: Sos For Stabbed Arsenal Fan- Dodiki Anjorin by Razorr(f): 4:46pm On Feb 02, 2007
How much are we looking for?
Sports › Re: Mother Of Stabbed Arsenal Fan Cries To Nigerians by Razorr(f): 2:30pm On Feb 02, 2007
Elder Kitaun, no vex abeg.
However, please help me answer this question, what would make a football fan in his right senses stab a fan of another club, when he hasn't got shares in the club?
It's spiritual, init? huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Carling Cup Final: Arsenal Vs Chelsea by Razorr(f): 12:50pm On Feb 02, 2007
huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Carling Cup Final: Arsenal Vs Chelsea by Razorr(f): 12:19pm On Feb 02, 2007
NAAAAA! You just tuned in to REALITY TV! grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Carling Cup Final: Arsenal Vs Chelsea by Razorr(f): 12:12pm On Feb 02, 2007
He is talking about the Carling cup and the Premiership! grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Mother Of Stabbed Arsenal Fan Cries To Nigerians by Razorr(f): 12:07pm On Feb 02, 2007
@dblock. Well, I know that the Europeans are crazy, but I'm shocked that Nigeria is reaching that same level of craze!
Sports › Re: Mother Of Stabbed Arsenal Fan Cries To Nigerians by Razorr(f): 11:59am On Feb 02, 2007
OK. . .  Marlet01 is it me, or are you as mentally deranged as you apear to be?  huh
Why are you contradicting yourself? A moment ago, you were attributing his survival to the prowess of Arsenal and now, you want to do an about-face and start praising God!

I thank God for answering my prayer sha.  cool
Sports › Re: Mother Of Stabbed Arsenal Fan Cries To Nigerians by Razorr(f): 11:49am On Feb 02, 2007
See what I was saying about fanatics? We need prayers!

*Goes down on her knees and starts speaking in tongues*
Sports › Re: Mother Of Stabbed Arsenal Fan Cries To Nigerians by Razorr(f): 11:33am On Feb 02, 2007
Sharrapp your mouth there! The bolton guy just didn't do a good job! If he was dead now, you won't be spitting rubbish!

It was God that saved his life. PERIOD! angry
Sports › Re: Mother Of Stabbed Arsenal Fan Cries To Nigerians by Razorr(f): 11:27am On Feb 02, 2007
That reminds me. . . I need to be very careful with the fanatics on this forum o. Lest I piss one of you off and you come after me with a smoking gun! grin
Sports › Re: Mother Of Stabbed Arsenal Fan Cries To Nigerians by Razorr(f): 11:22am On Feb 02, 2007
The first thing a guy thinks of after he comes back from the dead is Arsenal! Not ma! Not pa! Not bro! Not sis! But Arsenal?

He needs deliverance! That's definitely a spiritual case! angry
Sports › Re: Mother Of Stabbed Arsenal Fan Cries To Nigerians by Razorr(f): 11:17am On Feb 02, 2007
Do people actually take sports fanaticsm to that level? huh
Sports › Re: Mother Of Stabbed Arsenal Fan Cries To Nigerians by Razorr(f): 11:16am On Feb 02, 2007
shocked   shocked   shocked   shocked   shocked   shocked

Please tell me its not true!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Razorr(f): 3:40pm On Feb 01, 2007
shocked   shocked  ewo! 

SEE AS THESE GOONERS DON RUBBISH OUR TEAM FINISH!

SO WE NO FIT SCORE 3 GOALS, ABI?  angry

I wasn't badly looking forward to that match initially, but now that you've got me all worked up, you're all in trouble!  angry

We will not only beat you, we'll finish you up so badly, that no gooner would be able to show his ugly face in this forum again!

Absolute rubbish!

Can't wait for the 25th!  angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Razorr(f): 2:49pm On Feb 01, 2007
Sunday, 25th of february, 2007 cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by Razorr(f): 2:08pm On Feb 01, 2007
UP Spurs! Abeg no listen to this gooners, you hear?   grin    grin

UP SPURS!

Abeg una go beat them scummities for me on sunday o!  wink 

GREATEST SPURS!    cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Razorr(f): 8:27am On Feb 01, 2007
OH GOD! NOT ASHLEY COLE. . .   sad

PLEASE BABA GOD, LET IT NOT BE TOO SERIOUS!

FATHER IN HEAVEN, PLEASE HELP US BREAK THESE INJURY JINX IN JESUS NAME. AMEN!   sad

GOD BLESS CHELSEA!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 5:06pm On Jan 31, 2007
Hey! I'm not the one bragging about beating Watford O.K. That was you! So please rise up to the challenge and stop whining! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 4:44pm On Jan 31, 2007
Kunmi baby. . . Common, don't be shy. . . Answer my question grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 4:32pm On Jan 31, 2007
kunmi, would you take a nude picture of yourself and post it on nairaland for our viewing pleasure  cheesy if you guys lose?  grin   grin   grin

common, don't be scared. . .  grin   grin   grin   grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 4:30pm On Jan 31, 2007
and if you lose? ? angry
Romance › Re: Are Virgins Still Respected? by Razorr(f): 3:55pm On Jan 31, 2007
@1forall I'm a virgin. let's hook up. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 12:39pm On Jan 31, 2007
Naaaa Kitaun. I think we've gone beyond the repair stages. There isn't any vaccine for this virus. This thread should just be zapped to prevent the spread of this deadly and highly contagious disease! grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 12:22pm On Jan 31, 2007
GEEZ. . . NAIRALAND ROCKS TO THE HEAVENS! cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Any Nairaland Members From Kenya? by Razorr(f): 12:01pm On Jan 31, 2007
Ssheryl baby, would you marry me? I used to be from Kenya! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 11:48am On Jan 31, 2007
OH! POOR POOR UNITED. . . cry PLEASE GUNNERS, HAVE A HEART AND STOP CALLING THIS GOOD TEAM MANURE!
THESE GUYS ALSO HAVE FEELINGS, YOU KNOW. . . grin   grin

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