₦airaland Forum

He needs a permanent bed in yaba left.

I was discussing with an elderly woman from a tribe of the middle belt region,when I asked her why they must bury thier dead on thier land.She told me that it is because they dont want to rise on judgement day scattered and confussed.Shoir!!!I was like are you going to stage a protest if God decide to send one of you to hell or what??
Nairalanders,is there any Good reason why the dead MUST be buried in his ancestral home?

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suwailad:
Me sef just dey wonder if Seun nor dey shame to dey carry all these yeye and dirty news come spoil homepage. See all them yankee babes dey like 'awww' 'phew' 'gosh, is that what happens in your country' 'this is disgusting' 'nigeria is a cesspit' 'oh girl, you sure you got a president up in that bittch?" i'm like, thanks to nairaland and gej, you girls can open your pink totos and insult me

We know say you de yankee.NEXT!

Wetin I go talk self?
Some body please tell me what to say.

Airforce1:
I'm trying so hard not to go tribal on dis thread

When and where are you launching your album?

17th to comment.
Ashawo at 50 is Ashawo forever.Doyin Bastard Okupe 2011.

When are they going to divorce?

I don buy land,make I go check the neighbourhood,if e no de interesting I go sale.
I NO SALE THE LAND AGAIN
My brother abi na sister,that your neighbourhood na modern sodom and gomorrah be that,my advice be say pack comot from there.

lordhugo:
[size=15pt]UNA DEY FOR LINE TO COLLECT PVC? [/size]

My brother,to make Lalasticlala(FP) is not an easy job.

I dont give a damn(apologies to the shoeless one) about who Ebuka abi na Emeka Ike is.All that matters is I am on front page and it is a great achievment.
FTC I will make soon,yes I will,yes I can.

I smell lies but an average Nigerian is desperate and can do many things to survive.
Is he Igbo?

Oga Charles just de hustle for position.
Hit LIKE If you think I am right.

akagaba:
Hahahahahahahahahah
Sai nairanders.

I do bad as I talk true?
Still waiting for the discriptions.

My MB de small dats why I off my images for my browser settings.
Sambadi describe what's on the pics for me.
Thunder fire any body wey call me broke.

Wait a minute,am on front page!!!
*dancing latest alanta*
@topic,Adonbeliv za story.

CIV all za way.

One is forcing him self to look like Davido while the other looks like a Liberian wey escape ebola.

As a Big boy na SEUN himself create my account for me.Na joke oooo before I chop ban.

Just like the OP,Google brought me here.

Nairaland is fun and educating,that's why I joined but just like many things in this world,it also has it's down sides.
The down side of Nairaland I will love to address is the concept of generalization.What I mean is you see guys saying things like 99% of Nigerian girls are not Virgins or so so percent of Nigerians are this.While in the real sense the person making that comment have never stepped out of his State.

Nigeria is bigger than your area my broda/sista,next time just say 60% of boys in my area smokes not Nigeria.
God blees our oga at the top SEUN.

Police station no de your area?Waka go ask dem na.