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SportsRe: Dan Ajibode Is Dead by RealHaute: 11:28am On Apr 29, 2017
RIP
PoliticsRe: The Man Who Made Nnamdi Kanu's Shoe In Aba (Photos) by RealHaute: 11:26am On Apr 29, 2017
kenonze:
Biafra color is pretty difficult to match with other outfits.
Lol...you're looking for trouble. cheesy

And remove that fake DP right now! angry
RomanceRe: Opinion: P'square's "Nobody Ugly", A Perfect Description Of Most Nigerian Girls by RealHaute: 11:09am On Apr 29, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
The gals in the video are all on skimpy dresses and make up
Way to be hypocritical
You clearly do not get the message.
RomanceRe: Do You Sleep With Clothes On? by RealHaute: 10:31pm On Apr 28, 2017
Ginaz:
I've always slept naked, right from when I was in primary school. It has gotten so used to me that even when I try to manage and put on anything on my body before sleeping, I don't sleep well.

If I'm on a trip, I put on my night wears. But I hate putting on pants to sleep, anywhere I go I sleep without pants doesn't matter if there are guys, you wont even know I gat no pants as I make sure to secure my area with a very tight wrapper grin
. How can a girl be putting on pant for 24 hourshuh Tufia! . When lady red shows in the month, I get angry I have to put on some damn pants when sleeping. angry

Give the babies some fresh air!!! As for me, I sleep with nothing. Just my blanket.
You should've been pranked. Your friends are too nice.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Can't Look Me In The Eyes, Why??! by RealHaute: 10:24pm On Apr 28, 2017
Raine80:
It's called playing coy .
Nothing to do with self esteem. It appeals to certain men that "helpless & vulnerable" look.
It irritates me.
FoodRe: The Snake I Bought For N4500 Along Zaria-Kaduna Highway by RealHaute: 8:50pm On Apr 28, 2017
Yuck. SlimBrawnie , do you eat snake? huh
CelebritiesRe: Efe Flies A Private Jet To Jos (Video, Photo) by RealHaute: 8:39pm On Apr 28, 2017
rheether:
The juju don clear for my eyes. This efe ugly sha..
Because you don upload fine picture for the first time in your nairaland life you come get mouth to dey call people ugly abi? Continue.
FashionRe: What Is Your Best Perfume? by RealHaute: 5:40pm On Apr 28, 2017
Armani
RomanceRe: "She Is Mine Based On Logistics" Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Couple by RealHaute: 5:07pm On Apr 28, 2017
CaroLyner:
Lol. Nigga is shallow.
So how did you find planet Mars?
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's Bail Signed By Jewish Rabbi & Enyinnaya Abaribe In Abuja (Photos) by RealHaute: 4:08pm On Apr 28, 2017
SlimBrawnie:
You just dont like me, I'm 'Hot'. embarassed
Lol...would you like me to consciously misinterprete the highlighted? cheesy

Yes, I don't like you; but I like one SlimBrawnie girl like that. tongue
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's Bail Signed By Jewish Rabbi & Enyinnaya Abaribe In Abuja (Photos) by RealHaute: 4:00pm On Apr 28, 2017
SlimBrawnie:
Now I know how much you hate me embarassed
Lol...I don't hate. tongue
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's Bail Signed By Jewish Rabbi & Enyinnaya Abaribe In Abuja (Photos) by RealHaute: 3:45pm On Apr 28, 2017
SlimBrawnie:
Even family devotion?
Only your body is sleeping; your brain is awake. Go to the nearest bank and tell them that RealHaute said you should collect 10 million naira in cash. Have fun with it.
SportsRe: Man Utd To Pay Tribute To Fans Who Lost Their Lives In Calabar by RealHaute: 3:41pm On Apr 28, 2017
FearFactor1:
U are a scaliwag
You are a vermivore.
SportsRe: Man Utd To Pay Tribute To Fans Who Lost Their Lives In Calabar by RealHaute: 3:38pm On Apr 28, 2017
forandy:
A word that would aptly define you
Nope. It's just your surname.
SportsRe: Man Utd To Pay Tribute To Fans Who Lost Their Lives In Calabar by RealHaute: 1:25pm On Apr 28, 2017
DollarAngel:
We are not Devils we are the true and only Red
You are mediocres.
SportsRe: Nigeria Versus Germany Date Confirmed by RealHaute: 1:23pm On Apr 28, 2017
Chai! Germany 10 - 1 Nigeria. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: This Nigerian Lady Is Auctioning Her Virginity For N600,000 by RealHaute: 8:46am On Apr 28, 2017
folakemigeh:
What should we that have lost it free of charge to one Older Bros back in the days do?

Could vividly remember that day... hmmmm...
Bros or granddaddy?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: VACANCY Channels TV: Marketing Executives by RealHaute: 7:31am On Apr 28, 2017
So Lalasticlala is joining Channelstv?
RomanceRe: What Are The Signs That Will Show That A Lady Is Attracted To You? by RealHaute: 11:32pm On Apr 27, 2017
She will shape-shift and turn into a dog. Don't mind when she barks at you, she's just displaying affection. And if she attacks you and tries to bite you, please let her. She's just in love. And if you fall sick and doctors say you have rabies, please don't mind them; it just means you've started catching feelings too. Good luck bro.
PoliticsRe: Senator George Sekibo Blows A Whistle At Plenary Session Over Ikoyi Billions by RealHaute: 10:57pm On Apr 27, 2017
I own 10 mansions in Ikoyi. cool
CelebritiesRe: "If There's Really A God Then Bloggers Have A Special Place In Hell" - Burna Boy by RealHaute: 10:54pm On Apr 27, 2017
Mikylopez:
if? he hasn't encountered God yet
And garri too. Go and follow me on IG. Won't reveal my ID though. Just go there and start guess-typing until the spirit says "that's him! Follow him!!". Good luck.
CelebritiesRe: "I Will Commit Suicide If Davido Doesn’t Attend My Birthday" - Girl Cries (Video by RealHaute: 10:45pm On Apr 27, 2017
Many are mad, few are __________ .
FamilyRe: Photo Of Beautiful Black And White Twins by RealHaute: 10:43pm On Apr 27, 2017
SlimBrawnie:
lol... mabanu

you should do the bleaching instead
And end up like Bobrisky? No o. Okay we can use poster colour to paint one of the twins white. Agree? grin
FamilyRe: Photo Of Beautiful Black And White Twins by RealHaute: 6:35pm On Apr 27, 2017
rheether:
The black one is so unfortunate cry
Unfortunate like Barack Obama? angry
FamilyRe: Photo Of Beautiful Black And White Twins by RealHaute: 6:34pm On Apr 27, 2017
Awww.... SlimBrawnie , quickly go and bleach your skin and then meet me in the oza room so we can make cute black and white twins. tongue
Car TalkRe: Cloth Vs Leather Car Seat: Which Do You Prefer? by RealHaute: 3:16pm On Apr 27, 2017
SlimBrawnie:
So I will wear cloth and sit on top of cloth again?
You've been sleeping since March 15th. shocked
CelebritiesRe: The Then "Big Boys" Can Relate. #throwback by RealHaute: 12:39am On Apr 27, 2017
Had something much better: a SNES.

Cc: cao
TravelRe: Lagosians Use Faeces To Put Out Fire On Road, Poo Truck Explodes (Video) by RealHaute: 12:01am On Apr 27, 2017
I just lost my appetite. Gosh!
CelebritiesRe: Segun Arinze Rocks "Pa James" Inspired Haircut For New Movie by RealHaute: 4:26pm On Apr 26, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


Hahahhahaah...those eyes tho...im scared ooo embarassed
Now you know who Segun Arinze Eye rinze is. tongue
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Meets With Richard Quest (Photos) by RealHaute: 3:34pm On Apr 26, 2017
Yes. Still gay. It's written all over his face.
CelebritiesRe: Davido: "Imade's Little Sister Would Be Born In Two Weeks" by RealHaute: 2:24pm On Apr 26, 2017
RaeMystix:
Later he would began blaming his relatives. Revealing the time frame of his baby mother's due date is risky.
Very mystical grammar.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian English Wasn't That Good - Migos Takes Swipe At Nigerians by RealHaute: 2:19pm On Apr 26, 2017
Aderola15:
E ti n shiere... Shey your "We wasn't" na good English abi huh undecided undecided
Are you sure you live in Ibadan? How come I didn't see you the last time I was travelling through Ibadan, abi the population of Ibadan don pass 5 now? shocked

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