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RomanceRe: Imagine Your Girlfriend Wearing This Dress To A Special Event by RealHaute: 2:06pm On May 05, 2017
Quinn22:
Do you know I actually thought you were serious at some point grin
So you were scared, or just surprised? grin
RomanceRe: Imagine Your Girlfriend Wearing This Dress To A Special Event by RealHaute: 2:00pm On May 05, 2017
Safiaa:
Not happening, so just forget about it. Until you know me personally offline, you wont see me.
Loud and clear, Miss Agbani Darego. tongue
FamilyRe: Is It Proper/Healthy For A Man To Suck His Wife's Bosom Milk? by RealHaute: 1:59pm On May 05, 2017
RaeMystix:
Suspense indeed. grin
You haven't done the needful.
RomanceRe: Imagine Your Girlfriend Wearing This Dress To A Special Event by RealHaute: 10:26pm On May 04, 2017
Safiaa:
I obviously can't do that here luv
Shyness will soon be classified as a mental illness. Don't be a mental patient Safiaa. Post your pic before it's too late. grin
RomanceRe: Imagine Your Girlfriend Wearing This Dress To A Special Event by RealHaute: 10:23pm On May 04, 2017
Safiaa:
Well, that's not my problem.
Don't be so predictable.
RomanceRe: Imagine Your Girlfriend Wearing This Dress To A Special Event by RealHaute: 10:20pm On May 04, 2017
Quinn22:
Can I see a picture of you please embarassed
Are you alright? I'm chatting with someone and you bust in and make demands? Thank you very much, but I'll ask Safiaa the questions around here. angry


Lol...na play o. tongue
RomanceRe: Imagine Your Girlfriend Wearing This Dress To A Special Event by RealHaute: 10:18pm On May 04, 2017
Safiaa:
everyone knows that I'm fine. It's not a secret.
Here on Nairaland, it's a well kept secret. tongue
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe's Husband, Lanre Gentry On The Run, Three Suspects Arrested by RealHaute: 10:15pm On May 04, 2017
This one na marriage or war? shocked
Foreign AffairsRe: Armoured Police Vehicle Crushes Protester In Venezuela(Graphic Photos). by RealHaute: 10:13pm On May 04, 2017
Nkem4040:
Afonja and women. All they think about 24/7 is women and sexx.
Is Afonja your father's name? This one don miss road o.
RomanceRe: Imagine Your Girlfriend Wearing This Dress To A Special Event by RealHaute: 10:11pm On May 04, 2017
Safiaa:
Absolutely.
Ooh lah lah! So you're a fine girl. Wow! Who could've thought? shocked
CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke On Vacation In Dubai (Photos) by RealHaute: 10:06pm On May 04, 2017
Why is her backside so big? huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Armoured Police Vehicle Crushes Protester In Venezuela(Graphic Photos). by RealHaute: 9:58pm On May 04, 2017
Venezuela! Thought things were going to get better after Chavez' passing, but here they are; so painfully close to the nadir. cry

I just hope all those beautiful Venezuelan girls are safe. grin
CrimeRe: Crown Polytechnic Student Abandons Her Baby Hours After Giving Birth In Hospital by RealHaute: 9:02pm On May 04, 2017
Them go dey chuk-chuk all over the place, but when it's time to take responsibility for their actions, they chicken out. Smh!
NYSCRe: Taraba State: The Worst Place To Serve (NYSC) by RealHaute: 8:26pm On May 04, 2017
emeijeh:
I am still screaming here.... .... .
Some graduates are groundnuts
Adaks.bullet uses bad grammar on purpose. He's a clown.
PoliticsRe: Aftermath Of An IED Blast Which Hit A Nigerian Army Mine Resistant Vehicle. PICS by RealHaute: 8:21pm On May 04, 2017
MRAP did it's job. Can be salvaged.
RomanceRe: Imagine Your Girlfriend Wearing This Dress To A Special Event by RealHaute: 8:13pm On May 04, 2017
Safiaa:
You have to be of a certain caliber to wear a dress like this. You can't be a destined Mbegke and try to rock something like this.
So the million dollar questions is: Can you -Safiaa - wear that dress? Or are you just another "destined mbegke". Failure to respond within 5 hours will see you tagged as a "destined mgbeke". Your time starts now. Good luck.
CelebritiesRe: Checkout The Look On This Ladies Face When She Saw E-money by RealHaute: 7:59pm On May 04, 2017
Nothing special. That's exactly how folakemigeh was staring at me when I strolled past her yesterday evening.
FamilyRe: Is It Proper/Healthy For A Man To Suck His Wife's Bosom Milk? by RealHaute: 7:00pm On May 04, 2017
RaeMystix:
Suspense indeed. grin
cheesy
FamilyRe: Is It Proper/Healthy For A Man To Suck His Wife's Bosom Milk? by RealHaute: 6:57pm On May 04, 2017
RaeMystix:
Thank you!...Sorry if I came off as rude. Oh!!!...Is that a threat, or a guarantee?.
It is suspense. grin
FamilyRe: Is It Proper/Healthy For A Man To Suck His Wife's Bosom Milk? by RealHaute: 6:44pm On May 04, 2017
RaeMystix:
You seem quite comfortable at asking me some personal questions on a public forum, but do not care to reciprocate such gesture?.I am actually a private person, so I hope you do not take offense if I conclude this conversation, because I no longer feel comfortable sharing my personal life with you on a public forum. Agreed?
This is a TKO. Can't say I don't deserve it though. No offence taken. I know what to do. Keep your eyes peeled. grin
FamilyRe: Is It Proper/Healthy For A Man To Suck His Wife's Bosom Milk? by RealHaute: 6:25pm On May 04, 2017
RaeMystix:
Lagos, Nigeria.....You?
Abuja, Switzerland. grin

How long have you been practising?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Woman Pulls Off Her Cloth While Trying To Fight In India. Photos/video by RealHaute: 4:40pm On May 04, 2017
Folakemigeh , an Indian man wants to fight Kenonze in my room. Come and defend her.
PoliticsRe: Female Suicide Bombers Shot While Trying To Attack A Military Post In Borno.PICS by RealHaute: 11:56am On May 04, 2017
Collect the garbage, and throw it in a pit.
CelebritiesRe: "Mercy Aigbe Was Coughing Blood After Husband Battered Her" - Lagos Commissioner by RealHaute: 11:54am On May 04, 2017
SlimBrawnie:
We women like marriage sha, alot of ladies out there like her but still holding on to the marriage because of what people will say. Shit happens
Women? You look more like a girl. Probably a 17-year old.
CelebritiesRe: Opeyemi Aiyeola Finds Solution To Her Worn Out Teeth (Photos) by RealHaute: 10:53am On May 04, 2017
geekybabe:
Its a sleeping disorder.. Quite common too especially among kids
Really geeky response.
FamilyRe: Is It Proper/Healthy For A Man To Suck His Wife's Bosom Milk? by RealHaute: 10:43am On May 04, 2017
RaeMystix:
shocked shocked
I'm not leaving town, neither i'm I contemplating sucide. grin
So where are you posting from?
FamilyRe: Is It Proper/Healthy For A Man To Suck His Wife's Bosom Milk? by RealHaute: 8:13pm On May 03, 2017
RaeMystix:
Got it!...Well;I wish you goodluck in all your endeavors.
Lol...why do you sound like you're leaving town? Don't do it, RaeMystix. Suicide isn't the way to go. grin
CelebritiesRe: Marriage Palava! Don Jazzy Is Trending, See Nigerian Tweets by RealHaute: 8:10pm On May 03, 2017
Safiaa:
Don jazzy is actually secretly hurt by this situation. He thought his paddi would be doing bachelor life with him forever. I can sense that he's really feeling the pressure now. It's very obvious.

Don't worry don jazzy, be patient, your wife is coming very soon. cheesy
ITK tongue
FamilyRe: Is It Proper/Healthy For A Man To Suck His Wife's Bosom Milk? by RealHaute: 3:52pm On May 03, 2017
RaeMystix:
Exactly!....Smooth and quiet.
"Unless i don't mind a lie"?.....Having jobs like being a Mortician; Undertaker; An Army recruit; A public transit driver, A mechanic, Gigolo etc huhhuh....I mean, who cares?. Do you find your job embarrassing? . Come on...You should be proud of your occupation. ....Unless you are a an harmed robber or an Assassin.
Lmao! Let's just say I tend to work with famous people. Really can't talk about my professional life on NL.
CelebritiesRe: Lynxxx: Banky W & Adesua's Engagement; The Biggest Secret I Ever Kept In My Life by RealHaute: 3:10pm On May 03, 2017
SlimBrawnie:
Oh no

My heart is doing me somehow now

Don Jazzy where are you pls?

The sun rays on banky's bald scalp was shining into my eyes when you proposed to me
It made my vision was blurred which was why I rejected it

Now I can see clearly that you are the one for me

Pls come back
You're still sleeping. Is Don Jazzy not too old for you? Well, I'm his longlost younger brother.
FamilyRe: Is It Proper/Healthy For A Man To Suck His Wife's Bosom Milk? by RealHaute: 3:01pm On May 03, 2017
RaeMystix:
Just like a Sniper?...Yes!!!
Nursing. You?
Yup! Like a top quality marksman. smiley

A caregiver? That's sweet. Can't say mine here...unless you don't mind a lie. grin
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With A Toyota Jeep (Photos) by RealHaute: 2:56pm On May 03, 2017
folakemigeh:
First it was a heart breaking NEWS that my darling Banky W is getting married to Aunty Adesua (My Role Model and a Mentor)

Now i can see a proposal with a Toyota SUV....


I think it's high time i start considering marriage proposals from serious Men....


By the way,i really dont need a SUV or Money or fine House neither expensive stuffs.... All i need is your Love and True Love..


































The last statement was just a Joke grin
Give me the names of the twins and I promise to put considering to marry you into consideration.

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