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Chai! Fierce!! This one go beat Pocohantas o. Poco-a-poco, abi I lie?

RaeMystix:
What if I told you I am currently a secondary school dropout? .

Then I'd have to be on the lookout for machete-wielding ladies. But seriously, what's your field?

pocohantas:
I don't get you, am I supposed to be crying on NL?
I've never denied having a soft side, I only show it to people deserving of it.

Please don't be a sobby mess on NL. About having a soft side: awwwwwww. But I want to see it. Am I deserving? Nevermind. I'll just bribe you to get into the list.

Leeeekeeee:
Re u related to him

God forbid. But one Onila girl might be related to him. Ask her.

RaeMystix:
Watch Your Back, cos I am coming for you

I'm only scared 'cos you haven't told me what you're studying or studied. I need to know so I can prepare my defence. What if you turn out be an astronomer who has secretly cracked the Eyjafjallajökull code, and thereby have the capability to influence the bearing of the sun in relation to earth. What's the guarantee you won't use the sun to burn my ass while I'm taking a stroll? You need to tell me your field so we can have a fair battle according to the rules of the Geneva Conventions.

Censor the pic abeg.

RaeMystix:
Hahahahahahaha....Its on.

Bring it!

pocohantas:
If I can wash my guy's clothe? Yes, I can. I don't even take it as a big deal. It's just clothes nah!

What do you even take me for? I'm a good lover...Dude would get addicted and overdose on my good good loving

Hmm...so you're romantic? And you'll acting like Rambo on NL. Smh

pocohantas:
@point1...Learn to say no ke?
The urge to insert prick dey make them mumu steady .
That's why I like my guy, correct guy...im no dey think with prick and he is a Nairalander. Dude just change my mindset sha

By the way I show weakness to fellow women, very few men get my sympathy. I rather fling 100 men into River Nile than fling 1 sister. Nobody should quote me o.

Chai! You've turned into a bad gyal. BTW... you're lying about your guy since we already discussed the spine. I know what you need.

Caricature:
All these list of THIS and twenty ways of THAT, are just plain silly. Some of you who write these lists or ways have never seen the underwear of a woman much less talk about a relationship with one.

So if I see your underwear now, it is an achievement for me ? Smh

Pocohantas ...I need to hear your views on this one.

AIDS is real.

RaeMystix:
I've got my eyes on you.

Please don't hurt me, RaeMystix. I can only lift an Airbus A340 with one finger, and ride a wild lion into battle. Have mercy!

onila:
why should I care if guys runaway from me

Uhmmmmmmm!!!! What is smelling? Darn!!! Onila please go and wash your somethinh. Uhmmmm!

refiner:
With painful and sorrowful heart and a trembling fingers do i type this...

My dad sister died by 8pm lastnight...and guess her murderers?...her CHILDREN...yea u saw it right,they killed their mother with hatred,quarreling,fighting,heart break,matreatment and disunity...

I will make this brief...This lovely woman has got 7 children that are all grown up, but since they grew up to know what's right and wrong,they have been living like cats and mouse...d first daughter(second child) turned all her siblings against the first son,she manipulated them into hatred for their own blood brother and since then there have been fighting and quarreling among themselves.

The mother(a widow) tried everything within her power to unite them but it was like a rolling stone that gathereth nothing...she cried,she cursed,she did everything just for her family to be united again but the eldest daughter was adamant and strong headed!

That lovely woman started having one series of illness to another,she barely eat,she barely sleep but she always think...and that was wha led to her painful death...my dad woke up around 3 am,this morning shivering and gasping for breathe,he saw her in his dream,she was in pain,she was crying uncontrollable but she wasnt able to speak a word...

Now tell me,will her children ever have peace in this life?

parents are either a curse or a blessing to their children,it depends solely on the children on whatever option they choose...pls let's stop causing pain and agony to those that brought us to this world,cause the burden will be too heavy for us to carry after their demise...

Take heart.

Mikylopez must not see this o. She'll just faint.
But that food is too much for one person nah. Abi una be ruminants?

RaeMystix:
I knew you would be happy cos I just blew smoke up your butt.

OMG, Mystix! Not another fetish. Thanks to you, now I have a phobia mankind doesn't even have a name for. Had to make up a name for it: RaeMystix-stasiagraphobia. The fear of RaeMystix standing behind me.

Hehehe

pocohantas:
Yes.
No one is bending it for now. My spine is intact...

OMG! Too much information.
But tell me more.

pocohantas:
Hot iron?
That woman is sick! Jeez!!!
I hope she isn't walking about freely? I can only imagine the pains that boy is going through.


You missed this?

I guess I was just in too much of a hurry to give you stick.

Pocohantas will not see this one o. But if it is bending like crayfish........

Naso JAMB hard? This generation sef...No wonder __________ (insert moniker of one mumu nairalander) no sabi anything. Smh!

RaeMystix:
Now you know how much I like you. Besides, you sound like a risk-taker and a go-getter

Hehe...
Risk-taker? Check!
Go-getter? Check!

Hmm...You're smarter than I initially thought. What are you studying?

*in my soldier voice*
Go and sit down somewhere my friend! What are you feeling like. Rubbish.

pocohantas:
A man is the head of the family, as said in the bible...but what if she isn't a christian?

Some people will come here to blast her.
She is even better than some of you.

The hypocrisy in Nigeria is something else, men will quickly see the part of the bible instructing women to be submissive, but they don't see the "thou shalt not fornicate". They tell lies, backbite, steal, sleep with their neighbour's wife, but want to be the head.

I saw a thread of some porhnstar, guys were attacking the ladies featuring in the video, but they knew the porhnstar's site for streaming porn videos. These same guys bend ladies with reckless abandon on top bed.

You that will come here to condemn her but fornicate in your closets and her are all sinners, you would all end up in hell.
No sin is greater than the other

Now una remember African culture, is it African culture to be testing different chicks before marriage?

For those that will quote me with pain, and tell me not to marry or call me a feminist, don't waste your time ooo. I won't respond

They are still quoting me, very predictable emotional beings

Not the first time you're saying that. Honest question: is everything okay with your spine? Just asking.

RaeMystix:
Focus on World Poverty Alleviation. That sounds alot more fufilling.

So basically, you're asking me to go to war with the capitalists. Thought you liked me.

MhissBelva:
Is that powder or white chalk on his body

You dey feel cool after asking a mumu question? What's this world coming to sef!

RaeMystix:
SMH!. That mind of yours.

Quite creative, I know. Thanks!

Maybe I should put it to better use: like green energy, poverty alleviation, or maybe I should just go the weaponology route?

Which route would you take?

What manner of madness is this?

RaeMystix:
" Screw me in many duvet folds"? ....No comment.

Got you good, didn't I? Hehehe!

Caricature:
And there's no money in Nigeria

In which Nigeria is there no money? You best wake up and smell the steamy hot coffee 'cos this is Ibiza babe.

RaeMystix:
A monk?
Screw you in many folds

Lol...screw me in many duvet folds? Is that like your fetish? Very weird. Roflmao

RaeMystix:
I know that of the yoga pose ( in terms of doing positions that helps the body beat stress), but " Yoga Mood". Zen mood; Sleepy mood; Quiet mood.?

Dear RaeMystix,
This is unchartered territory for me, so I can't help you. I'm sorry if my comments led you to believe I was some kind of yoga guru. I do have one priceless idea for you though: move to East Asia, become a monk.

That's my zen talking btw.