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Celebrities › Re: See Rapper, Olamide's New Hairstyle (photos) by RealHaute: 3:04pm On May 28, 2017

makydebbie:
I'll, when necessary.

Which might be never...lol...don't mind me. I'm just teasing you so don't run away yet. grin

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by RealHaute: 3:02pm On May 28, 2017

SarahBonetta:
No but I've been to KD and benue

KD I can try to understand...but Ben...what? Lol...are you from there?

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by RealHaute: 2:31pm On May 28, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Stress...Now that's a language I understand. Nigeria is stress! I've been to a coupla states here and PH and Lagos are by far the most stressful yet.

Lol...you should be thankful you weren't kidnapped in PH. grin

There are less stressful places in Nigeria. Ever been to FCT?

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by RealHaute: 1:56pm On May 28, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Exercise? What's that?

You don't exercise your body? But you do exercise your mouth, don't you? grin

Exercise enables you to cope better with stress.

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by RealHaute: 1:06pm On May 28, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Easier said than done. I crave when I'm stressed or upset. Truth is my smoking doubled when I got here coz Nigeria an 'stress' mean one and the same thing

So stress is the trigger. I know it's not easy, but people achieve not-so-easy feats daily, and you're no different....every minute you lay off the smoke is a victory? You don't wanna go on a winning streak? grin

How often do you exercise anyway?

Celebrities › Re: Zzini Media Powers Floyd Mayweather Africa Tour As He Storms Nigeria by RealHaute: 12:58pm On May 28, 2017

ignis:
Nice one...
He needs to eat enough fufu when he comes to Nigeria, to increase his strength.

The fufu no dey show for your body o. lipsrsealed

Celebrities › Re: See Rapper, Olamide's New Hairstyle (photos) by RealHaute: 10:19pm On May 27, 2017

makydebbie:
.. You know you can wash your hair if you wish, there's a way they do it in the saloon.

Now I know. But the million dollar question is: will you Miss makydebbie do it? grin

Celebrities › Re: See Rapper, Olamide's New Hairstyle (photos) by RealHaute: 9:46pm On May 27, 2017

makydebbie:
Ole

You made braids right. That means you won't be washing your hair for the next one month. You ladies are trying sha. lipsrsealed

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by RealHaute: 9:41pm On May 27, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Lol. Yes, kind of because I'm a prodigal child who isn't doing the right things. Xray my lungs and you'll see that it's as black as tar. Pray for me

You already know what to do...but it's not just your lungs you should be worried about. Do you crave a smoke when you feel a certain way? Maybe when you're bored or remember a past event?

Celebrities › Re: See Rapper, Olamide's New Hairstyle (photos) by RealHaute: 9:37pm On May 27, 2017

makydebbie:
I'm better now, thanks.

Like I was gonna massage it for free anyways. My time is money. 500$ per minute. tongue

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by RealHaute: 8:55pm On May 27, 2017

SarahBonetta:
i did. scroll up

I smoke pawpaw leaves. grin

Kidding...I don't smoke at all. Do you sometimes feel guilt when you meet people who don't smoke?

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by RealHaute: 5:13pm On May 27, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Don't do tatoos

You've not asked me what I smoke. huh

Celebrities › Re: Davido Unfollows Wizkid On Instagram, After A Fan Notified Him Of Wizkid’s Move by RealHaute: 4:43pm On May 27, 2017

Airforce1:
Monitoring spirit everywhere these days

You will think nobody is monitoring you till you fuckup

Yesso....naso one girl called pocohantas dey monitor me.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by RealHaute: 3:06pm On May 27, 2017

I just want Arsenal to lose!!!

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Shows Off His New Home (photos) by RealHaute: 3:01pm On May 27, 2017

ignis:
Money is good.

Big money or small money?

Crime › Re: 2 Men Rape 1-Year-Old Baby In Katsina (Photo) by RealHaute: 2:22pm On May 27, 2017

Crime › Re: 2 Men Rape 1-Year-Old Baby In Katsina (Photo) by RealHaute: 2:17pm On May 27, 2017

I just weak.

NwaObinkita:

What's funny? If you don't close your mouth, I will knockout your teeth with a sledgehammer and make you swallow them. angry

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Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by RealHaute: 1:46pm On May 27, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Cigarettes, Shisha. You smoke?

Do you have a cool tattoo?

Politics › Re: Ambode And Soyinka At Boxing Match Between Tinubu & Holyfield by RealHaute: 1:45pm On May 27, 2017

ignis:
Tinubu dey fear? Y e no show up nw?

Why you no go represent am? grin

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Celebrities › Re: See Rapper, Olamide's New Hairstyle (photos) by RealHaute: 1:20pm On May 27, 2017

makydebbie:
I wish

Awww...sowee. Should I come and massage your scalp for you? grin

Politics › Re: Abacha Summoned Me For Making A Female Chief Judge In Lagos –oyinlola by RealHaute: 9:05am On May 27, 2017

Didn't know he was a military man. huh

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Celebrities › Re: See Rapper, Olamide's New Hairstyle (photos) by RealHaute: 11:35pm On May 26, 2017

makydebbie:
Yea braids..

Sowee. Just look in the mirror...you'll see it was worth it and the pain will go away. grin

Celebrities › Re: See Rapper, Olamide's New Hairstyle (photos) by RealHaute: 11:06pm On May 26, 2017

makydebbie:
LOL nothing much jare, just made my hair and it's giving me headache.

Awww...braids?
*hug*

Celebrities › Re: See Rapper, Olamide's New Hairstyle (photos) by RealHaute: 8:44pm On May 26, 2017

makydebbie:
I'm feeling sleepy already... I love cooking too

But Goodnight dear.

So what's happening this weekend? grin

Entertainment › Re: A University Graduate Who Strips & Clowns For Money At A Lagos Bar (Pics, Video) by RealHaute: 6:19pm On May 26, 2017

kenonze:
LOL, spoilt dude @ RealHaute

Entertainment › Re: A University Graduate Who Strips & Clowns For Money At A Lagos Bar (Pics, Video) by RealHaute: 5:29pm On May 26, 2017

lofty900:
I also know a graduate in Port Harcourt called peacemaker. He's a clown and he graduated from RSUST. He'll put cloth inside his bumbum and be shaking it like a woman. The guy makes nothing less than 100k in a month. Anyone that schooled in RSUST will know him. He makes more money than bankers

Kenonze ...are you thinking what I'm thinking? We could make millions daily. grin

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Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by RealHaute: 5:19pm On May 26, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Cigarettes, Shisha. You smoke?

Yeah

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Flawless In New Photo by RealHaute: 4:48pm On May 26, 2017

Safiaaa . I see you viewing. Are you still finer than Agbani Darego? cheesy

Lie-lie gyal.

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Travel › Re: South African Woman Celebrates Her Nigerian Visa, Dances To Davido's "IF" by RealHaute: 4:34pm On May 26, 2017

Zarzar ...what are you wearing? huh

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by RealHaute: 4:33pm On May 26, 2017

SarahBonetta:
I smoke when I'm stressed and it's not a sin!

What do you smoke?

Celebrities › Re: See Rapper, Olamide's New Hairstyle (photos) by RealHaute: 11:54pm On May 25, 2017

makydebbie:
I'm feeling sleepy already... I love cooking too

But Goodnight dear.

I'm already asleep.

Cooking? I'm salivating...in my dreams of course.

Sleep tight dearie.

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Celebrities › Re: See Rapper, Olamide's New Hairstyle (photos) by RealHaute: 10:42pm On May 25, 2017

makydebbie:
Nothing much, school got in the way and I couldn't create time for choir practice.

Fair enough. So let's continue. Reading, writing, singing....... go on. grin

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