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dominique:
Never underestimate the powers of a calabar girl, she can easily upgrade herself from side-chick 4.0 to wife 1.0 with her bedroom skills.



I feel for the ex-wife sha

I don't really understand what you mean by bedroom skills. Kindly explain in detail. Thanks.

makydebbie:
I'll put my fingers in your eyes now you'll know

You can do that? So you're not actually gentle.
Please forgive me aunty maky.

makydebbie:
Spoilt guy

Lol...it's your fault. You posted the picture and I saw "things".

makydebbie:
Where are you looking at?

The twins.

EnaibeSam:
Oh R I P.

I love his movie so much:

Tomorrow never dies and

Die another day

That's Pierce Brosnan. Smh

makydebbie:
I dey look you

I dey look you too...but it's not your face I'm looking at.

makydebbie:
Not really, just come across them once in a while.

Ok. My weirdo-meter just read zero. But to be sure, we'll run more tests in the near future.

Some Nairaland ladies would have...... *coughs*

makydebbie:
LOL yes I was still in heaven. But I've watched his movies sha

So you like old-school movies?

thornapple:
She may well be if she's got good height. She's really cute but the second image gave bad impression of the height.
There is more to beauty than a cute face.

So you're saying she's a midget?

Shortyy:
I can write

Sharp girl. Good.

Lol

makydebbie:
Rip. You'll be remembered.

Lol..you know him? You weren't born when he was James Bond o. You were still in heaven then.

Sensual:
wtf is irony
best thing to do is ignore you.

Gosh! She's a nairalander. That part of the comment was meant for her. Smh!

Sensual:
Ask Ifa. mtchew

Mtcheeeew...

Ireneony ...I like your hairstyle. Will you cut some of it for me so I can glue on my head?

Sensual:
Congrats!! It ain't easy.


Itssensual x

Which kind mumu username be sensual?

Raine80:
Not a fan ...but not a critic either sometimes I have no opinion this is one such instance.

Oh! No opinion? Okies, fellow weirdo. I hear ya.

One question: do you feel motivated today?

Raine80:
The ones on the left and the ones on the right

You're a fan. I misjudged. *facepalm*

Tracyomo:
No comment

Too late.

Which curves? Raine80 ...do you see any curves?

Dominicah:
for you information sir, Beyonce is a slay queen, do you still hold this you lame opinion about slay queens?

I said the "average" slay queen. Should've added "Nigerian" for emphasis.

Rubbish. Maybe being a slay queen will stop ISIS from dropping a bomb on your head. Our world is fast-changing: physically(climate change) and politically ( increase in frequency of terror acts and far-right/ right-wing populism) and yet here is where your priority lies. Of what use is a so-called slay queen other than to be fuccked and dumped like a sack of potatoes? The average slay queen is nothing more than a mere statistic to real men of worth. Take it or leave it.

Lalas247:
On my washing machine

No quote me o

Someone likes vibrations. *whistling*

Aniker:
In the middle of the RED SEA

Pharoah didn't allow ya'll to fucck in Egypt? So you can't hold it until you get to the promised land? Smh!

makydebbie:
LOL. Nice to meet you

Nice to meet you too and your funny personal text.

Chai!

slimsce:
I saw the post on my friend's wall and laughed my lungs out. One word for this girl please.

Come here young lady. Whose hand is that on your left side? Did you kidnap a child? That hand is signing "help me" to the camera. Should I inform the police?

Raine80:
I was in that sort of mood

Oh! What sort of mood are you in now?

RaeMystix:
No i wasn't.

Better. Hope you're good?

makydebbie:
That gown is gorgeous.

Obama's daughter? Is that you?

Smh

RaeMystix:
Angry at you for what?

For..............mentioning you?