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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NIMC Is Trying To Make Me Loose International Job. Please Help by Realist1(m): 9:09am On Jul 05, 2023 |
Are you really sure your number on the NIMC data base is correct? Your number could have a problem for the OTP not to get to your phone . Some times the person that registered your NIMC information could make an error in the number they attached to your line during registration even when you provided your correct number. Well you are lucky that I saw this there is a way around it. The NIN management provided a way around this issue by using any other phone number to get your OTP pin and a user name to log into your profile on their site without the NIN app. Even the NIN app still connect to this NIMC site in order for you to download your NIN ID card in PDF format for you to go to a cafe and print on a plastic card. So you are going use this ussd code *364# send . Make sure you have your NIN number ready ,you will need to enter it on the ussd prompt. So on the phone you are going to use to send the ussd code make sure you have credit in it to pay for the sms .Each sms costs N20 . After dialing the code choose option 2 to get an OTP code and your user ID to log into this NIMC site https://myportal.nimc.gov.ng/home You will receive an OTP code and your NIN user ID through an sms on the phone number you used . I think the OTP lasts for ten minutes,if it expires you go through the same process again.That information is what you will use to log into your profile in the NIMC website provided above. Then when you are logged in you will need your bank atm card to pay for your premium NIN pdf file N1,206 . Once you have paid and the payment is confirmed quickly look for a "download" sign on that page and click it your NIN card pdf will start downloading it's about 1mb.It takes kess than a minute to download.You will need a pdf file viewer to view it on your phone,most phones comes with it or you download adobe pdf file reader on the google playstore. The downloaded NIN pdf file format is what you will take to a business center to print on a plastic card . Make sure the business center completely delete it from their system when they are done because it contains your private information and some of them can use it to for fraud. That's all and good luck! Send me my tithe after you secure the job. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Bestfriend That Her Boyfriend/fiancee Sleeps With Dead Bodies? by Realist1(m): 7:56pm On Mar 01, 2023 |
It's called Necrophilia. I don't think it's even for juju,I just think it's his secret sexual preference and fetish. You have to use an anonymous method to tell her . Go to a cafe open an email at the Cyber Cafe and send her a mail you have to disguise yourself too before you enter the cafe ,wear a hoodie. Tell her not to tell her Fiancé her source by revealing it's through her email. The email can be traced through IP to that cyber Cafe I think. If that happens atleast you also hid your face by a hoodie because some Cafe also have cctv cameras outside and inside the Cafe. So incase he bribes the Cyber Cafe attendant you won't be found out. You have to let her know ,if she already knows and she is cool with it your conscience is free.Promise her their secret is safe with you if she is cool with it. I asked you hide your identity at the cyber cafe because a lot of these rich people always find their way around through bribery and all. He can employ computer experts to dig for him the source of the email that's why you should won her to delete the email completely even from her trash can after she reads it. Good luck ! 1 Like |
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Realist1(m): 12:28pm On Feb 23, 2023 |
If you have done test and 5hey found there is nothing wrong with you it's most definitely teo much sperm in your scrotal sac. 32 years of no sex or masturbation is no joke that place is too full by now.Even the photo you shared suggests that is sperm. It's nature it must run it's course no matter what you decide , whether to have sex or not. My brother if you don't want to have sex atleast masturbate to reduce the amount of sperm you have there. Atleast once a month masturbation will fix this your issue permanently. It's a pity you have over spent money on a problem that doesn't even exist.The worse part is the doctors will keep on collecting your money which is very bad. |
Sports / Re: Dortmund's Adeyemi: African Dishes, Especially Fufu Is The Secret To My Speed by Realist1(m): 7:54am On Feb 17, 2023 |
sonnie10:Are you aware doctors advise diabetics to eat fufu because it is very difficult to break down from its complex carbohydrates to simple sugars. The gradual breakdown from the complex carbohydrates to simple sugars before it is released into the blood stream makes it a great choice for diabetics . Why? It gives time for the patient's body insulin to properly attend and regulate the simple sugars as it enters the bloodstream not the heavy rush of the simple sugars into the blood stream from other sources of carbohydrates.Don't forget the nickname 6 to 6 that is you get energetic and full from 6am to 6pm after eating fufu.So that's why we should eat it for that reason. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Help A Female Friend - What Is She Suffering From? (Graphic Photos) by Realist1(m): 7:27pm On Jan 31, 2023 |
OP I kid you not I have suffered from this stuff before ,it is caused by the antiperspirant/roll on she is using on her armpit . She should stop using it pronto! Sure roll on almost killed me with that thing she should go for Nivea products very mild.Since cosmetics companies started creating 48hrs odour protection roll ons from the normal 24hrs na there the wahala start,most of the components used for the new roll ons irritates the skin badly. Nivea products are very effective and mild , it's what I use now. Please ignore all the scary stuffs commented before mine. She should stop the roll on and find ways to get the swelling down like taking drugs that works against inflammation or bumps. It will surely go down after some days . 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Video & Photos From Atiku's Campaign In Edo by Realist1(m): 1:32pm On Oct 23, 2022 |
Chai! This people don collect money to deceive this man . I know he won't get up to 50% of that small population on election day. I know the status of my state,Atiku stands no chance there. |
Family / Re: No Family Planning, No Sex by Realist1(m): 10:42am On Oct 23, 2022 |
Oga the federal government in order to control our population growth make provision in our budget to buy huge amount off contraceptives for Nigerians. I think they spent over N800m for contraceptives 4years ago and they still spend even more than that every year. It is given free of charge in clinics all over Nigeria, although those clinics still tell you to buy cotton wool and spirit for them . Less than 1k should fix that . There is one called nexplanon ,they put in your wife's upper underarm close to her armpit area not in her armpit though but under that her upper arm. One strip of it lasts for 3years straight,very,very effective. If she puts two it protects against pregnancy for 5 years straight. Once she removes it she returns to her fertile ways again fiam! .The sides effect are normal stuffs, period comes not monthly again and irregular, sometimes scanty sometimes heavy,for some people weight gain but the job gets done well. No pregnancy ever! I'm talking from the experience. Contraceptives is for both single and married people but our people nor dey hear word. I can vouch for this one, nexplanon na helele . Good luck! 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Oron Calabar Waterway: Kidnapped Victim Finally Rescued By Nigeria Navy by Realist1(m): 1:15pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
The response by the Nigerian navy was swift, dem try. Since we lost someone in my area by him attending this far wedding stuff. I warned myself to choose wisely which far wedding I attend. The painful thing is, it was the drunk driver that misjudged a stationary truck as a moving one on the express way, he drove right into the stationary truck at full speed. The rest is history. The painful part is some of the people you risk this dangerous long journeys for will not do thesame for you , they will cook up a lie and deflect you off. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK To Send Long-range Rocket Artillery To Ukraine Despite Russian Threats. by Realist1(m): 1:52pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
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Health / Re: My Wound Is Taking Forever To Heal (Graphic) by Realist1(m): 11:01pm On May 25, 2022 |
Please go to the hospital quickly this looks like skin cancer . Don't waste time you need a doctor's appointment and consultation to find out what it is. |
Sports / Re: Sergio Ramos: Messi Not Better Than Cristiano Ronaldo by Realist1(m): 11:37am On May 14, 2022 |
He has played with both of them now ,I think his opinion shouldn't be discarded completely. |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Acquires Large Expanse Of Land In Banana Island To Build His Dream Home by Realist1(m): 12:07am On Apr 15, 2022 |
You seriously nailed this your comment . U be carpenter ? oz4real83: |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Chinese Carrier Sails Through Taiwan Strait Hours Before Biden - Xi Call by Realist1(m): 3:54pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Thank you my brother we still have a lot of strange and dull people blinded by religion in this part of the world. If not the US and the western world that keeps fighting for freedom of expression or way of life anyone chooses the world would have been enslaved by the likes of Russia,China,Iran and North Korea that hates freedom for it's people. What's more funny is they are also hypocrites give them the chance to choose either to live and work in North Korea or US you will see all of them diving for the US permanent visa or residential permit . whirlout: 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yevgeny Alexeyevic Urges Putin To Fire A Nuclear Missile At America As A Warning by Realist1(m): 10:01am On Mar 16, 2022 |
Do you really think Russian nuclear missiles will be more efficient than US who invented nuclear weaponry? If Russia should strike just once and US suffers a lot of casualty US might reply a 100x with what they have been struck with ,no time to waste time.US like the element of surprise they have secret weapons no one has heard of .Has the world ever heard of a nuclear weapon before US used it in 1945? So when war starts you will see US put on a war show for us.Have you heard the US is secretly developing or already developed a first of its kind in the world a nuclear powered anti gravity jet called TR-3B? We only hear rumours about the TR-3B's capabilities we don't know the full functions,but we know gravity doesn't affect it and there is a rumour it can be flown in the air for 15years without landing (very possible with nuclear power as the fuel)and can reach a speed of Mach 9 . Leave US abeg. NATO will always organize themselves on how to make a co-ordinated attack even as they protect their citizens they are guided by rules they must follow.US is the big boss of NATO ,US alone can even handle Russia easy peasy. Sadr: 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yevgeny Alexeyevic Urges Putin To Fire A Nuclear Missile At America As A Warning by Realist1(m): 8:02am On Mar 16, 2022 |
This man is joking right? I laugh in rubbles Russia will definitely be reduced to rubbles.A strike on a single NATO member is a strike on all 30 members says article 5 of the NATO rules.Putin will be found in a hole or pipe saying please don't shoot just like Saddam Hussein and Mohammed Gaddafi did. 15 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine:US Condemns Reports That Russia May Seize Western Firms' Assets' by Realist1(m): 10:27am On Mar 11, 2022 |
By the time the west is done with Russia my mama village go better pass Russia. Ego with a complete lack of intelligence leads to complete destruction.Putin go get sense when all this is over he will win Ukrain and lose Russia. |
Crime / Re: Bamise Ayanwola: Missing Lady Who Boarded BRT Found Dead by Realist1(m): 2:06pm On Mar 07, 2022 |
This is so sad such a young girl with her whole life still ahead of her. Rest in peace dear. Chai! |
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Celebrates His 40th Birthday (Photos) by Realist1(m): 7:49am On Feb 26, 2022 |
Happy birthday Osita! |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Sends Warplanes To Syria For Huge Naval Drills (Pics, Video) by Realist1(m): 9:50pm On Feb 16, 2022 |
alcuin: My brother the thing tire me,them dey read? Chai ! Some Nigerians talk dey weak me, Isreali military is an ant compared to US military. Obama awarded $38billion to Isreali military around 2016 to help them. To be released gradually to them for 10years at $3.8billion per year. Tell me if that does not show who is the boss. This is what religion does it separates your intellect from reality, everything the Bible says goes. Read it here.... www.nytimes.com/2016/09/14/world/middleeast/israel-benjamin-netanyahu-military-aid.amp.html |
Celebrities / Re: Ramsey Nouah Celebrates His 51st Birthday Today by Realist1(m): 10:00am On Dec 19, 2021 |
Happy birthday Ramsey , great actor.Thanks for entertaining us all these years. |
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Receives His COVID-19 Vaccine Booster Shot (Photo) by Realist1(m): 9:53am On Dec 19, 2021 |
Thank you my brother,it gets me really sad sometimes and most of these people are even graduates.They challenge the very foundation of why they went to school.Education is mostly based on facts and research.All of a sudden they turn around and challenge that.We all know what ever information that comes out from the medical profession or experts are due to fact and research.How come you now challenge that and criticize it then uphold what a mechanic,Akara seller,man on the street or a pastor says about COVID-19 as the truth the only truth. They did the same thing with AIDS today the fact still stands.If we don't tackle this COVID-19 in this country, 20years from now it will still be with us.Let them keep talking down vaccinations and preventive measures. davodyguy: |
Crime / Re: 3 Women Pepper-Spray Seller, Run Away With Lace Wigs From The Store (Video) by Realist1(m): 1:49am On Dec 16, 2021 |
Some of our Nigerian girls just got inspired now.They will ask themselves why they never thought about this method. |
Sports / Re: The Moment Tyson Fury Knocked Down Wilder In The Final Round (Video) by Realist1(m): 1:48pm On Oct 10, 2021 |
PotatoSalad: Thank you my brother,the amount of bloodshed involved in mixed martial arts is enough to convince anyone that boxing is a childs play compared to Mixed martial arts. I fear dat mixed martial art pass anything,those people are licensed killers I swear. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Buys SUV For Her Mother, Helen Uzoma, On Her Birthday (Pictures) by Realist1(m): 11:26am On Oct 02, 2021 |
Better pikin,congrats to your mum.I bet she deserves it. |
Health / Re: What Could This Be? by Realist1(m): 6:58pm On Sep 30, 2021 |
It's nothing serious just shaving bumps.It's because you shave with razor blade.Razor blades shaves too close to the skin,it cuts the hair too deep inside the skin.So when the hair is growing back out it bends and the hair tip grows back into the skin,the body mistakes it for a germ or foreign body it sends antibodies and releases some chemicals at the spot the hair tip grows in .The chemical and antibodies make that spot swollen.This happen all over the skin surface the hair tip grows in. So solution is stop shaving with shaving stick or razor blades.Instead use shaving creams or hair clipper.Don't shave too close to the skin especially when using razor blade.Again if you insert an office pin at the middle of each hair strand at the places where it's swollen and pull the tip of the hair out of the skin ,the swelling goes down within 24hrs.If you stick to these steps you will have a lot less bumps and black spot free pubic region. Goodluck! 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Juventus Win Their First Serie A Game Since Cristiano Ronaldo Left by Realist1(m): 10:08am On Sep 23, 2021 |
tuzle: Thank you my brother,I tire for them. 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Juventus Win Their First Serie A Game Since Cristiano Ronaldo Left by Realist1(m): 9:21am On Sep 23, 2021 |
Tobichuks08: My brother you know ball abeg.What I wanted to say you said it and even added more.All these Messi fans just say things about Ronaldo's time at Juventus and leave out the details.Juventus employed Pirlo to win them champoins league,Pirlo ,a rookie coach! Thanks a lot for this reply. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 20 2021 In Nigeria by Realist1(m): 6:04pm On Sep 21, 2021 |
Kindness218: You are welcome. |
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 20 2021 In Nigeria by Realist1(m): 9:46am On Sep 21, 2021 |
Kindness218: Yes, if you go for treatment in special government owned covid-19 treatment centers. No,if you go to private hospitals for treatment. |
Romance / Re: These Biittches Are Finally Beginning To Have Sense Or What?? [Photo] by Realist1(m): 3:03pm On Sep 03, 2021 |
Nonexisting1: Please I want to know why you said traditional wedding should come last after court wedding? 1 Like |
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 2 2021 In Nigeria by Realist1(m): 1:38pm On Sep 03, 2021 |
Modrov: I have taken the new tech mRNA vaccine,moderna vaccine this week's Tuesday,that is 3days ago.I have to be the stupidest to listen to religous fanatics speaking expertly about topics they know nothing about. I know WHO is on humanity's side,infact the symptoms of the vaccine jab have been so mild am even shocked.Come September ending I'll go for the second jab.I can't come I die for nothing,I know this thing will still be with us for the next 10-20years in this country because of the people's reluctance to get vaccinated the virus will still be spreading happily. |
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