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Technology Market / Re: Lg 65sj950v 65 Inch 4k Ultra Hd Hdr Smart Led Tv Freeview Play by Realist1(m): 3:14pm On May 03, 2019
So you mean the Tv is 65inches 3D and Smart both in one,as well as Ultra HD? It looks like it also has an inbuilt decoder abi?

I know OLED is better but this LED try 65 inches.The Tv is the real deal.Money nor dey now.If I want something like this from you in the future can you make it happen?
It requires luck to get a completely problem free second hand Tv sha.
Religion / Re: CAN Warns Pastors Against Man-made Miracles by Realist1(m): 3:08pm On Apr 28, 2019
The question is the God that knows everything and forsee the future (omniscient ) .He knows what these pastors would be,yet he allowed them to be born and do exactly what they will do. I laugh in Etsako

Super story
Sports / Re: Manchester City Cannot Beat Burnley At Home Today ! So Play Burnley Win Or Draw by Realist1(m): 10:17am On Apr 28, 2019
I think the match is a draw
Investment / Re: Let Me Show You How To Earn Free 5usd Daily. by Realist1(m): 7:42pm On Apr 23, 2019
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Investment / Re: Let Me Show You How To Earn Free 5usd Daily. by Realist1(m): 7:21pm On Apr 23, 2019
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Romance / Re: Slay Queens Show Their Smoking Skills Inside Club (Photos, Video) by Realist1(m): 8:56pm On Apr 20, 2019
Unrated900:
Marry Edo girls at your own risk

Funny enough they are one of the tribes that make the best wives, be with their husband through thick and thin and hardly cheat on their husbands.Do a fact check.

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Car Talk / Re: The All-New 2020 Mercedes-benz GLS SUV by Realist1(m): 12:30am On Apr 18, 2019
vizkiz:
Life is sweet bro... If you don't have money in this life, you are living a lifeless life.

Still cruising with the GLE though

I particularly love cars with beauty.This GLE 450 is a beauty queen.It was love at first sight when I first saw it.I overly love it .
I'm looking forward to having it one day.The prices I see for its tokunbo is too much.How much is the real tokunbo price please?
Romance / Re: Nigeria's Porn Industry Is Getting Ready To Overtake America's by Realist1(m): 11:31pm On Apr 14, 2019
How intriguing! Nigerians that form holy holy,bunch of hypocrites.Then gay porn? Wow!! Thesame people that are critical of gays? You see what we Nigerians say is completely different from what we do. Na why we still be like this so,nationwide deception.So much for the fake religious semblance we put up. I say bullshit!

So without tongue in cheek I watch porn and I'm unapologetic about it.So are you one of the hypocrites?

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Politics / Re: Illegal Mining Highest In Niger, Five Other States by Realist1(m): 3:07pm On Apr 11, 2019
I have always been interested in this mining.
Health / Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Realist1(m): 1:39pm On Apr 11, 2019
I personally think a womb shifting joystick is just a hyped expression to mean a massive joystick that can do or overdo the job.

Even if what he/she said is true but some joystick looks like they can actually do that even though they really can't. Google male porn star Julio Gomez.That guy's joystick is a weapon of mass distruction or is it satisfaction in this case? A nuclear war head,very massive.The king of all joystick it literally depicts what kingsize means.Finally no homo just airing my view.
Health / Re: Help Needed With Itchy Private Part by Realist1(m): 1:58pm On Apr 10, 2019
Help1993:

Thank you for your advice
You are welcome.
Health / Re: Help Needed With Itchy Private Part by Realist1(m): 12:45pm On Apr 10, 2019
I think you should see a Physician or a dermatologist (a skin doctor)

I know say money nor dey as you haven't gone to the hospital.
It looks like a fungal infection. There ia a cream that is good for stuffs like this it's called Visita Plus.It's in a tube you can rub it generously and top it with sivoderm cream this one is in a small dark green container(Sivoderm is a very good cream).Use both after bath morning and evening.Keep that place dry and exposed to air always until its gone.Vista Plus is around N300 or N350 while Sivoderm is actually N350 .Please don't bother yourself with Funbact A that stuff has forgoten it's job.Funbact A is now more of a spot removal face cream.If money still dey buy antifungal tablets ketoconazole or griseofulvin tablets .It will be good for you to add tablets sha.I'd go for Ketoconazole the other one gives me headache.
Good luck!


I just found out the guy before me wrote almost thesame thing as me.I only read 2 or more comments before commenting.So you see this is the way to go.

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Joins Victoria Kimani To Shade Tiwa Savage And Her Fans by Realist1(m): 3:21pm On Apr 04, 2019
Dacronym:

How You Take Know Na Say, Sound sultan Dey Bang am? Simple Question Or you Just spreading Rumours

Bros leave the married man doesn't bang part,na today?World Heavy weight champions they are, in that field.
However I support you on how he knew Sound Sultan banged her .It's bad on his part to make claims carelessly.

Then I also hate the fact they are laughing at Tiwa Savage about her age.Horrible, even Kimany that grew in the US? Africa still has a long way to go.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Curses Ex Mother-In-Law by Realist1(m): 8:44am On Apr 03, 2019
She is too bitter.When your bitterness is too much you start to make the guy who you claimed wronged you, start to seem to be the wronged one afterall. So move on! The details of a lot of other divorced celebrities might be messier than yours but they keep it down,hush hush.

All these years I used to have a huge crush on her, infact crushed to powder. I don reassemble and reaggregate by force kakaraka.I can't even take a celebrity selfie with this one. angry angry
Damn!!

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Celebrities / Re: Precious Chikwendu On Barbara Nneka Onwuzuligbo Who Died After Cosmetic Surgery by Realist1(m): 3:13pm On Mar 29, 2019
femi4:
You should be a able to differentiate between the primary functions of our body parts and its artificial function.

You wanting a big ass so that you can get a man's attention or look attractive is artificial.

If she couldn't sit on a chair, we can say that she's disabled and going for surgery would be in good order.

The primary function of the ass is to enable you sit comfortably

I just showed you nature playing its course in that scientific finding you still say it's artificial.Nature programmes us to evolve and behave in certain ways before culture and civilization does. Whether we like it or not there are primary and secondary functions of our body parts and everything around us.You can't say there are only primary functions of everything.

Do you know that human males penis is unsually large in comparison to our size and other primates or animals? Why because during the early men days where man wore little or nothing to cover their penis.The belief is the men with bigger penis was more attractive to the females to mate with and get pregnant than the men with small penis.The offspring that arises from the men with bigger penis hard even a bigger penis than their dad and even more attractive to the females.So over the years the penis of man became unsually big .Even till today women are attracted to a bigger penis than a small one.Would you now say if a penis is doing it's primary function anyman should not want a bigger penis if it's possible because its artificial? Read this

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/04/130408-joysticks-science-evolution-Instruments-health-weird/

The primary function of the leg is to help us move from place to place and hold our upper body.So if a footballer is no longer able to play football even if he can still work shouldn't bother him because he can still walk? He shouldn't worry or be sad because his leg can still do his primary function.

Our hand is for us to be able to handle things and for balance of the body while engaging in some activites like running or you about to fall down.So if a boxer is no longer able to engage in boxing he shouldn't worry because his hand is able to do the primary function?

Well do have a nice day.
Celebrities / Re: Precious Chikwendu On Barbara Nneka Onwuzuligbo Who Died After Cosmetic Surgery by Realist1(m): 12:53pm On Mar 29, 2019
lexy2014:


I think u need 2 open ur mind first cos maybe u don't no d meaning of d words u are throwing around.

An error is simply a mistake. So far u haven't been able to establish how d ladys ass was a mistake.

Disability means deprivation of ability. That means something not being able to perform its function. What was d function of her ass& how was it unable to perform its function that warranted enhancement?

Disability also means absence of physical, intellectual, or moral power, means or fitness. How did d lady's ass fit into this definition?

How was d ladies ass a disability like "blindness from birth,cerebral palsy,down syndrome,cleft lip/palate and other cogenital disease" that u mentioned earlier?


According 2u:

"For anyone to fall sick is a sign of an error or imperfection because if we are perfect we ought not to ever fall sick.However when we fall sick we run to the hospital or do self medication to get the problem fixed."


So was d lady's ass sick? If it was, what was d sickness?

NB: d lady in question won a page ant in 2013 even with her "disabled" ass

You see why I said you should open your mind ?I made an argument that a God that creates people perfectly shouldn't creat people with disabilities like the ones I mentioned.You have latched on to the disability part and doesn't want to let go.You seem bent on trying to make me say she is disabled so I said yes.Personally I could say she see herself as that .The issue is you have a rigid meaning of these words and are only focused on the primary function of the buttocks what about the other functions which her other fellow women bums do ? Does a big bum not draw admiration from men and even other women? Does it not lead to attraction of males? Does it not lead to self love or self confidence? If it doesn't do all that would you say it's performing all its function? So she can see it as disability. It is a fact or even a scientific fact that men are attracted to bum .Read this

https://www.elitedaily.com/news/world/scientific-reason-men-attracted-big-butts/956269

You said am throwing words about .An error is a mistake can a mistake not mean or look or lead to something not functioning or doing its job properly? Techanically she didn't win a beauty contest as in the most beautiful girl in Nigeria or the world but on something else. Among most ass lovers are African men.A flat ass apart from the primary function does not perform the the other function I mentioned above.
I'm sorry this my last reply on this issue.
Celebrities / Re: Precious Chikwendu On Barbara Nneka Onwuzuligbo Who Died After Cosmetic Surgery by Realist1(m): 10:53am On Mar 29, 2019
lexy2014:


Oga, u havent answered d question, How was her ass an error? Was it a disability like d disabilities u mentioned?

Open your mind first you see what I'm trying to say . Disability starts from the very person with.If a man doesn't see anything wrong with his body even everybody does .It's not a disability.If he sees it is then it is.Yes it is !! Besides is only disabilty that deserves to be corrected? Is being ill a disability?
Celebrities / Re: Precious Chikwendu On Barbara Nneka Onwuzuligbo Who Died After Cosmetic Surgery by Realist1(m): 10:07am On Mar 29, 2019
lexy2014:


How was her ass an error? Was it a disability like d disabilities u mentioned?

No body has a perfect body.Most of our body parts are asymmetrical. There are things a lot of people would have loved to change in their body.The fact that you would have wanted a part of your body to be or look in another way points to a problem or an error.There are some problems that weigh you down psychologically and constantly make you sad.Wouldn't it be great if you get it fixed for more self confidence and constant joy when you glance at the fixed body part.

Having a pair of breast where one is bigger than the other is an error or problem.Wanting a bigger ass or wide hips when you have a flat ass or no hips points to an error or a problem also.In her case I think she wanted to enlarge her ass,maybe it was too flat.Why should it be an issue if she wants her body problem fixed. Finally fixing a problem doesn't prevent anyone from achieving what ever one is to achieve.
Celebrities / Re: Precious Chikwendu On Barbara Nneka Onwuzuligbo Who Died After Cosmetic Surgery by Realist1(m): 1:58am On Mar 29, 2019
Saying someone shouldn't correct an error in or on their body is shallow mindedness. I hear people say you are perfect they way you are.God doesn't make mistakes yet he created people blind from birth,cerebral palsy,down syndrome,cleft lip/palate and other cogenital disease and disability.

For anyone to fall sick is a sign of an error or imperfection because if we are perfect we ought not to ever fall sick.However when we fall sick we run to the hospital or do self medication to get the problem fixed.Most of the hypocrite won't sit at home and let their perfect body be or else the problem with kill them or hinder their daily life.So if we all have no problem with getting our internal body fixed why do we now have a problem getting our external body fixed if there is an error or imperfection?

I definitely don't have any problem with plastic surgery.The only problem I have is over doing it.No one was born perfect if there is any problem with our bodies we surely have the right to get it fixed.Getting well again or getting your problem fixed comes with so much joy and self confidence.

In this case her only problem is she went to an unqualified plastic surgeon. However it doesn't erase the fact people still lose their live even when a qualified doctor or plastic surgeon attend to them be it normal internal surgery or plastic surgery.Life is unpredictable .Mankind doesn't have full control of their fate yet.

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Health / Re: A Male Birth Control Pill Has Just Passed Human Safety Tests by Realist1(m): 7:20pm On Mar 27, 2019
Men really need their contraceptives,so they can control their fate.We don't want anymore baby mama drama karma grin grin Just trying to rhyme, I don't believe in Karma though. 85% of our ladies know nothing about the different birth control methods available to them apart from condom and Postinor 2. It will be great for men to also have control of how and when they want to get a lady pregnant. I'm particularly interested in this one RISUG developed in India cost about $10 to undergo I hear it could last up to10years and it's reversible. Read about it here https://www.thecut.com/2017/04/male-birth-control-injection-risug-may-soon-be-available.html

Then this vasal gel is similar
https://www.parsemus.org/projects/vasalgel/
Family / Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Realist1(m): 12:55pm On Mar 26, 2019
As a child I used to form my opinions about pregnancy and child birth and later change it with time if I see it doesn't make sense.I used to think if women hit their stomach against a wall it becomes swollen and a baby will later form inside the stomach.Later it didn't make sense I changed it to after a woman eats so much food the stomach will become so big it will then form a baby in the woman's stomach and if they want to give birth her stomach will be cut with a knife and the baby will be brought out.Then I started thinking if they cut the stomach wouldn't the woman die? That thinking of if they cut her stomach may not be true also.How then? Maybe through the anus.
Na wa! I was very inquisitive as a child .I remember how I used to bombard my dad with a lot of questions as a child.I swear I actuallly asked him inquisitively and innocently .Dad how do women give birth? He laughed so hard and never told me.I think I was between 4-7 years old then.

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Romance / Re: Russian Man Gets Stuck While Having Sex With A Married Woman (Photos) by Realist1(m): 3:10am On Mar 26, 2019
My fellow African's and particularly Nigerians that believe it can only be African juju or Nigerian Magun that can do this how do you explain this? Oyinbo get Magun too? When we say there are scientific explanations to this things them go say na lie. Explain this na?

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Crime / Re: 3-year-old And 5-year-old Sisters Raped By The Same Pedophile In Imo (Photos) by Realist1(m): 5:42pm On Mar 25, 2019
grandstar:


My cousins hand got amputated in a furniture factory owned by an Italian.

My dad introduced his father to Gani Fawehinmi who was ready to take up the case. I'm sure he would have gotten a settlement of at least 1m

However, the company offered the dad 98,000 and the father accepted it. This was in 1998 or so when N30 could buy you a plate of food.

Your cousin's dad should have waited for Gani to do the negotiation with them.Sometimes the employer becomes so nice and over remorseful in other to get them to accept what he is offering.Whereas behind close doors all what he wants is to outsmart them out of getting too much money out of him
Crime / Re: 3-year-old And 5-year-old Sisters Raped By The Same Pedophile In Imo (Photos) by Realist1(m): 5:11pm On Mar 25, 2019
grandstar:


My cousins hand got amputated in a furniture factory owned by an Italian.

My dad introduced his father to Gani Fawehinmi who was ready to take up the case. I'm sure he would have gotten a settlement of at least 1m

However, the company offered the dad 98,000 and the father accepted it. This was in 1998 or so when N30 could buy you a plate of food.

Your cousin's dad should have waited for Gani to do the negotiation with them.Sometimes the employer becomes so nice and over remorseful in other to get them to accept what he is offering.Whereas behind close doors all what he wants is to outsmart them out of getting too much money out of him.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Storm Miracle Page To Slam Him For Telling Nina, Tobi & Alex Had Sex by Realist1(m): 1:13pm On Mar 24, 2019
OgaBuhari:
my medical doctor I hail oh.
Thanks so much for this.
I was in akwa ibom state last two years so while I went out one night with my colleagues, we drank ourselves to stupor and then I met one girl aged 26 and under the intoxication of alcohol I took her home and she slept the whole night and we had sex and can u imagine while I was thrusting she used her hands and pulled off the condom and told me if I don't go raw with her I should forget it.
Gosh since I was so high I lashed her raw but when it dawned on me that I was joking with my life I quickly pulled off my John Thomas and jumped off. She didn't release inside me, she also told me she's a single mother.
When NACA recently released the statistics that akwa Ibom State has the highest HIV carriers since then I've lost my sleep and I fear going to test for two years now cos she's an akwa ibom girl and a single mother. sad

I nor be doctor oh!
Whether one is in fear or not it is good to go for the test every 6months its free at government hospitals.Na lever we need,because early detection is good so treatment can commence immediately.Early detection and treatment makes sure HIV nevwr develops to AIDS.There are symptoms of HIV in the first 1mth. Stooling,fever e.t.c..Google it.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Storm Miracle Page To Slam Him For Telling Nina, Tobi & Alex Had Sex by Realist1(m): 1:12pm On Mar 24, 2019
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