I think this old nigga has a "steal my song" disease and it seems incurable.

MuMuOnBail:
Na wa ooo

All you white man a*ss kissers and house Niggas here in Nigeria.

Even if you are the first to invent wireless electricity or a ground breaking technology. You are still an Ape to a white boy and very useless with an IQ of -1, because of the color of your skin.

They will be a purge some day in the nearest future, were this white serpents will attack all blacks in their countries like wild dogs and nothing will happen.


But before then, I would have relocated my family back to Africa

It's a prophecy, I said it first.

You are a very smart thinker. I have nurtured this thought in my head like, what if the white people decide to start attacking all of the black men in their respective countries?

ominilongest:
Snopp is old na
Even burna no fit near khalifa talkless of dogg when those two dey blow hot

Khalifa pass snoop bro but true sha burn a no fit reach dem

EmperorCaesar:



Curses upon curses

For a soul that only utters negatives and abuses, i wonder what dwells in u

Nothing dwel in most of them but bitterness

onuman:


Delusional. Roguish. Remain so. You Agbadorians don't want to accept the fact that it was a grand fraud in Nigeria spending a fortune to make Electoral Act of 2022, procure modern and transparent methods of transmission of vote results, but after voters had cast their votes and left, Mahmood Yakubu resorted to the discarded, non transparent, manual transmission of vote results, to pronounce anyone he likes as the winner.
You people don't think about the next election and the future of Nigeria. All you think about is letting Tinubu remain president through a most fraudulent and primitive election rigging.

Go and tell Alex Otti to step down because Mahmoud unanimously declared him the winner and then we can discuss Tinubu

onuman:
Lol. After they finish fighting, Mahmood Yakubu will apply his own law and unilaterally choose anyone from Kogi State as next governor of the state.
Election in Nigeria under Mahmood Yakubu is mere formality.

Lol, why didn't you complain when he unanimously declared Alex Otti and some LP candidates winners in various offices they contested for?

ojobolinda:
But is it possible for the test result to be inaccurate? Because she isnt feeling any sign or symptoms of pregnancy.

She had unprotected sex and out of fear, decided to run the test

Baba, forget the first or last tess, she don carry belle

mrvitalis:
Kano has land... Has lots of rivers that can be dammed

Kano can bring out 200,000 hectares without stress ... That's over 200 hectares per couple

800 million used can provide.... 400 million for tractors and 400 million for seeds... Get another 600 million for fertilizers

200 hectares at worse can yield 3 tons per hectares minimum if good seeds are used

That's 600 tons per person say worse still 500 tons... That's 5000 bags of corn... Say each bag is sold for 45,000 ... That's

That's 22 million per head they can be settled for life


No let's waste it on weeding give them bed to fvck and make babies

Great analysis boss
Much respect

Xscape1993:
Any living being still supporting the evil party call APC deserves death sentence by hanging.

Lol, funny you

saintkel:
oga if u are from dis place...u won't post dis rubbish u just typed

All I can see from the so called youths that want change in all ramifications is nothing but the replication of the rotten systems they complain about. And you just proved yourself as one of the so called youths.

Racoon:
Congratulations! Justice well served. APC is full of electoral criminals.

But if it's in their favor, you would shouting evil, evil right?

saintkel:
I am in Lafia now....come n see people dancing n singing.....David Ombugadu don win ooh

So our justice system is not corrupt now?
I hail una

Taylor92:
No be big deal


Na so Tinubu go kogi to learn cocaine sniffing

Na poor people dey kogi, dem nor fit buy cocane

kingi777:
It's truly unfortunate for students that cannot affrd the school fees but in earnest, ABU is considerate here considering the cost of running the University eg payment of electricity bill, etc.

There was this time we were locked outside our room for using two hot plates simultaneously. As the leader in the room, I decided to go speak with the hostel administrative head. ( ABU lecturers respect leadership eh)
On getting to his office, he sat me down and started telling me how much the school pays for electricity monthly and how the bill was growing crazily as a result of the excessive use of hot plate. He said at time they did pay more than N100 million in a month, then I realized that running a university is not a child's play

BoldBrainz:
When Nigerians are already caught between the ferocity of terrorists and the brutal high handedness of security agencies, what is left to see in the frontlines that's worse than the current Nigerian existence?

Oga, make dem send you go?

Creamypie:
#1, I no chop. APC will have 2 sell the kidneys of children of its supporters to raise money to pay up when its due

I hope you know that the almighty US owes about $70 trillion and the great China owes about $50 trillion?

Burob:
Poor Man, most definitely you will remain in poverty.

Calm down na, no tear the roof

fadilaMaikiriki:
If only one can do voicenote on nairaland, you would have heard it. I just farted while typing this. I'm just tired honestly. Please, if you have or know any solution, do recommend please. Thanks.

If you are truly disturbed by this, you know what to do, quit taking thing causing it!
You already know the cause and the solution to your problem but you still asking people to tell you what to do, quit that shit before it embarrasses you like that Cameroonian Leader

tinsel:

I cannot even repost it here.

The motherfucker should be arrested asap!

Jostoman:
Anytime i see Natasha, i see beauty and brain.

NATASHA is a God's gift to kogi state people.

She and yeye Bello are evil

nosa2ekundayo:

Yeah I saw it too, he just said nice one!
If Na the vio between airport junction and idu yard, e get Wetin I for talk now..They made me lose one life time opportunity wey I still dey pay the debt till today(2 years after). Brother realistic try to be realistic indeed naw.

I know we all angry in this country especially when it comes to the issue of uniform people but someone getting crushed to death should not celebrated in anyway please!
Sorry for what they did to you please!
Some of these uniform guys don't really love the job and many of them develop mental illness which could range from one misbehavior or the other

Sonofgod1990:
Nice one

Nice one?

Raskimonojendor:
Beautiful minister.

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice 😋

Hmmm, pac don enter like this?

EmekaA125:
Same Lagos that Tinupoo built. More of this to come until una get sense.

Karma ain't loyal to nobody, it could be you next!

kingreign:

Yes, the church isn't a place for the righteous only but more for sinners. This is because Jesus Christ didn't come to save the righteous or already saved souls, but he died to save sinners and draw them back to righteousness.

Please, when you go to church, pray for forgiveness and repentance of your sins and do not go back to your sins.

Common man!
How is it a sin for someone to f^ck his wife before going to church?
It is great that you two go to church even after sweet sex provided that you are married, it is a sign of a happy home man!

Zobah:
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS' and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors today while rest are on social media.

Oga na penis dey erect!
Nothing you go tell me apart from this

BOSSkesh:
Stop playing politics of bitterness

The court will sack him apc will win

You are the one playing politics of bitterness now na

wittywriter:
Welcome development ...but why announce the intent rather than practically implement to announce.SMH.


Wittyness

He wants to suck more before he let go of the amount to be taken off

izuch:


According to you

I'm not in any way saying that the government has done well in the aspect of power but at least we should not be do quick to cast those in power

izuch:
As if dem dey give light before

Oga dem dey give!
Try appreciate the little wey you get

ObiORBiafra:


no sleep for the wicked

Lol

ObiORBiafra:
Ahead ahead Asiwaju... Nigeria getting better.

Temparlandry come and help me to diss Obi, Atiku , princeoflagos, frigga13 aka odin13 and Taylor88 with "Hit Em Up" by Tupac... They are bombaklats. All of them.

Modified:
I personally dedicate "As E Dey Pain Dem" by Timaya to them. Great Jam.

You are looking for trouble