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Romance / Re: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by realman42: 12:29pm On Jul 03, 2021
Manigie:
Or looking at it the other way round, your John Thomas is small and so sees that vagina as wide ocean 😏😏
Hohoho

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Closed by realman42: 12:50pm On Jun 16, 2021
Op I go buy one slot 1million naira.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Closed by realman42: 12:49pm On Jun 16, 2021
Processing fee.lwkmd
Health / Re: I Am A Human Chimera by realman42: 12:10pm On Jun 16, 2021
UjuJoan2:


You people should really stop commenting out or ignorance.

She didn’t “eat” he brother!

He probably died and she absorbed some of his DNA. Foetuses do not eat each other! Jeeeeee!!!
So she ate the deadbody

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Romance / Re: I Saw This Girl On Snapchat And I Am Feeling This Way by realman42: 2:59pm On Jun 13, 2021
If op sees a fellow nigga on d streets suffering him go turn face.but if na gal wey no need help he go wan help

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Plateau Or Gombe State? by realman42: 1:28pm On Jun 13, 2021
From Lagos to North is same as frying pan to fire

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Romance / Re: Guess Who is Cashing Out Here... by realman42: 5:37pm On Jun 08, 2021
Local champion to world champion
Politics / Re: Soldiers Prevent Sunday Igboho From Entering Igangan Forest (PHOTOS) by realman42: 9:11am On Jun 08, 2021
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Romance / Re: My Heart Is Heavy And Bleeding Profusely by realman42: 11:07am On Jun 06, 2021
Carchoice:
You must be joking. You think you are the first to go through this? Move on jare. There’s no space on front page to accommodate your sadness Mr sadman.
Hahaha cold hearted bitch/nigga
Romance / Re: Please Help!!!!!!! by realman42: 2:07am On Jun 06, 2021
Tolet66607:
you could always drop out of the system. undecided
I heard sucide using nitrogen gas is painless.
Just a suggestion oo.
No go kill yourself oo grin
stop spreading this information.u'll be responsible for many deaths
Romance / Re: I Will Teach You How To Hack Whatsapp And Facebook And Spy On Your Partners Chat by realman42: 9:36pm On Jun 05, 2021
I will pay after u successfully teach me
Phones / Re: Pls Recommend A 30k Good Android Phone by realman42: 11:58am On Jun 05, 2021
Benjaniblinks:
cool

Add a Lil cash to it and get him an IPhone 6
How much is it?
Romance / Some Pipul Wey No Dey Use Twitter Will Now Go And Get VPN And Start Using It. by realman42: 11:56am On Jun 05, 2021
This I av seen
Romance / Re: Sell A Kidney Or Liver? by realman42: 7:51pm On Jun 03, 2021
Smh...It's sad the condition we find ourselves in this country

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Romance / Re: I Finally Did It!!!! by realman42: 3:31pm On Jun 03, 2021
Do I need two kidneys??
Romance / Re: I Finally Did It!!!! by realman42: 11:05am On Jun 03, 2021
Plshelpmybrothe:

Boss I no believe u oome sef wan sell
but all least pity me with small cash out of ur 10 m na and show me way .
Make I paste aza nothing small
Do small giveaway for ur boy na
Lwkmd u wan collect money from pessin wey sell him kidney.

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Romance / Re: The Email I Got On May 29th 2021 by realman42: 11:02am On Jun 03, 2021
I received it also.But it didn't stay up to 1 minute in my email.Deleted it.

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Travel / Re: See What Happened When I Moved To My New Environment (pics) by realman42: 8:40pm On Jun 02, 2021
Aquaforce

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Programming / Re: Can I Learn Programming With My Smartphone by realman42: 11:43am On May 31, 2021
No money in programming
Romance / Re: Help Me Move To Ogun Please Anything You Give Will Be Appreciated by realman42: 7:09am On May 31, 2021
Abeg be careful oo.no be all friends u go dey trust blindly

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Romance / Re: I Took A Walk Into My Prison Today And Here Is What Went Down by realman42: 4:33pm On May 30, 2021
She no even fine

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Religion / Re: Have You Ever Left Your Body Before? by realman42: 9:07am On May 28, 2021
richmond500:
Oga its not sleep paralysis when u are neither asleep nor awake.

This is pure dream where u know its a dream and looking for a way to wake up, I can't explain it, but u are conscious inside an illusion, ur mind is not in the real world, u are seeing urself in the dreamland just like every other dream, but the difference is that in this one, u are conscious of the environment
Yeah...like someone chasing you and you want to wake up but waking up no dey agree
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Left Your Body Before? by realman42: 9:05am On May 28, 2021
josh123:
I read some books about Astra projection, after reading I thought I was prepared. I tried it, it was un the afternoon I slept, I was in a deep sleep but I was still conscious few minutes later I started hearing vibration I tried raising my hands and it worked I felt that my hands was weightless it was like there was no gravity, I tried raising my legs too it was desame weightlessness I observerd the most scary part was raising my full body, I knew that if I raise my full body I will be completely out of my body and I was scared of that. The only thing I can do is raise my hands and legs grin
How did u make it stop?
Romance / Re: Worst Way A Guy Ever Tried To Chat You Up? by realman42: 9:44pm On May 26, 2021
Bitches feeling important with their life
Romance / Re: Starting My Annual Give Away Soon. by realman42: 9:22pm On May 26, 2021
10th August
Romance / Re: A Little Girl Of Four (4) Years Old Requesting To Be Sex by realman42: 9:15pm On May 26, 2021
Oga mind your business.And distant that girl far from you.Any small f-up go tarnish ur image.

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Romance / Re: I'm In State Of Dilemma, Guys I Need Advice. by realman42: 7:25pm On May 26, 2021
UwaMmebii:
Please can someone recommend a good home theater or xboom with great bass that I can buy from Price range of 200k to 500k and where I can get it. Looking forward to resourceful response thanks.
I have for sale
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Menial Job Opportunity - Salary 150,000 Naira by realman42: 1:47pm On May 25, 2021
Ogun the skull mining state

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Romance / Re: Please Where Can I Do Money Rituals by realman42: 8:49am On May 25, 2021
All those planning to use pipul May u die in ur sleep before you get to use someone in Jesus name

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