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jonbellion:
analice107 is so close minded and myopic it's mindboggling

I have never come across a more myopic and closed minded person as analice... It beats my imagination.

Her reasoning level is at a pathetic state, worst of all, she thinks she's very clever

KingEbukasBlog:
There are thousands of famous people God have healed . You said its coincidence .

Tell me 1

KingEbukasBlog:
In my Church , the poor are well taken of . In atheist countries like North Korea , they are sent to death camps or forced to work themselves to death while working for the goverment . Poverty rate in atheist countries are also incredibly high .

Christians own 56 percent of the world's wealth while Christianity has the most millionaires in the world .

Ignorance is a disease

If your god is not useless, let him cure an amputee or heal a famous person

KingEbukasBlog:
In my Church , the poor are well taken of . In atheist countries like North Korea , they are sent to death camps or forced to work themselves to death while working for the goverment . Poverty rate in atheist countries are also incredibly high .

Christians own 56 percent of the world's wealth while Christianity has the most millionaires in the world .

Ignorance is a disease

It seems the only country you know is North Korea...? pls spare us

pls continue...

my best episode of Lucifer still remains that thread on understanding Christianity, mehn superb... Rly funny

https://www.nairaland.com/2828556/luciferean-series-understanding-christianity/1

analice107:
I never said everyone in church is a Christian. Many Pastors are in occult. What is in vogue now sef is Illuminati Pastors.
But, am not surprised in the least, if Jesus' prophecy doesn't get fulfilled, then he'd be a fraud, and because he is not, every thing he said will come to pass.

Wolves in sheep's clothing deceiving the 'Wayside Church goers".

You are one of them. Yahweh hater in Church.

But, why do you do that? I can never imagine myself in a shrine or in an Occultic temple.

Why do you hate God and still goes to church?

Trying to communicate with you in a sane manner is futile considering your level of intelligence and comprehension

analice107:
I remembered late that you'd call some one for that info. Ge.arahia

Lmao analice, yes I could ve easily called but I was actually there today....so u see, not everybody u see in church are rly Christians...

you will be shocked to discover that some of your church leaders are not rly Christians.

Yes I can go to church and sing, dance all to entertain myself but time for offering, I'll never give my money to further enrich ur private jet bishop

analice107:
Satan little helper. Lying is your first language. Proof you were in church?

What is the Theme of this month?

Today is covenant day of what?

Where was the "Call to worship" taken from?

From Verse what to what?

Where you in living Faith? You shd know this.

lol believe me u are not alright.

Good coincidence that I was at church today not knowing someone like u will come to question me. A friend has been inviting me to her Church and I decided to just show today. No big deal.

well your theme was something about faith and wonders and as for the covenant day, I dont know but they were doing their anointing service with the message of breaking invisible barriers... bible verse from Hebrews 11 or so, it was all about having faith though and bla bla bla.

OtemAtum:
Zeusus Krist(Jesus) was a very ugly person. Here is the reference.

Thank you otem, I knew u would give me the direct quote from doctofus.....Jesus the first born of living creations had furs but the movies will show a handsome dude with six packs and blue eyes ..no wonder girls love his character

analice107:
Hahahahahahahaha. Realminz, you flee everytime the name of Jesus is mentioned, as a matter of fact, now you are so scared.
Why are you all hyped anytime you see Christians gather? the name of Jesus gives you jitters.

Do you want to proof yourself? walk into any living church where you live, partake in their prayer section, if you remain standing then Jesus is not Lord.

Or, better still, Living Faith members pray every morning and evening, walk into their midst tomorrow evening and see if if you wont be on the floor wriggling like a snake.

What about the Lord's Chosen? Walk into their midst lets see you making this noise.

I've been going to churches since I was born...i was at church today as well, coincidentally I was at living faith today....surprise? Yes I go to church once a while.

But u know what, they mean no shiit, and that name Jesus mean no shiit as well. Don't be naive.

Lmao u are rly funny. roll on the floor indeed. it's all psychological effect that can't work on an individual like me

Oloruntobi4382:
I came from Oshodi, and i want to...girl wait, you no get sense o. You no know say they dey laugh you. Walahi, you mumu.

I almost passed out laughing u dey madt

Pidgin2:
Promise keeper, ocean divider, mighty warrior, everlasting father, redeemer, Savior, creator, master, conqueror, Jesus is the great I am, blessed be the most high

I keep wondering why Yahweh has not divided any ocean since the invention of cameras.

It's like that monster's ocean dividing days are over

Ishilove:
They are many on Nairaland

I am a demon, I've come to prepare the way for the anti-crisis...
I've come for you all!! Oya start to bind by fire

analice107:
See? this is why you hate Yahweh. When I said you were demon possessed i hadn't seen this thread.

Cc: Ishilove.

who does not hate Yahweh?
that guy too dey kill abeg, he too dey vex.
a complete psychopath.
Kill anything, children, women, animals....Aba, na by force to worship him..
A real monster indeed

terrezo2002:
When Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, their eyes became opened to ideas. Before then, they had just one view towards everything, that is God's view in all things. Now see the results. People now act strangely, worship ugly demons, assuming your own gods. What a disaster

believe me, Jesus was one ugly dude..forget those fine boys they used to act his movies.
He is damn ugly.
let's ask OtemAtum

analice107:
See? this is why you hate Yahweh. When I said you were demon possessed i hadn't seen this thread.

Cc: Ishilove.

everyone is demon possessed to you.

Pls I am demon possessed too, shout the name of jesus crisis and let me flee...sebi u said, he is all powerful?

Pidgin2:
Jesus is the alpha and omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end, the omnipotent, omnipresent omniscience God.

good job girl. just keep on reciting it like that like a zombie until you are told to do otherwise

dingbang:
I am the Lord your God, who brought your fathers and mothers out from the land of Egypt, thou shall not worship any other gods besides me.... Says the Lord..

says Yahweh to the Jews, my ancestors were not Jews neither were they slaves in Egypt

Oloruntobi4382:
Says Yahweh.

May you live long

Rebuke:
So many ignoramus here. I don't wanna start quoting anybody.....but I tell yhu, most people here are jxt claiming to be Christians but no knowledge or wisdom of the kingdom in them.

Christ didn't jxt only died for our sins. He died that we may live, he became poor that we may be rich, he was humiliated that we may not be humiliated etc....

Now, if you are not enjoying all the packages of salvation it yhur fault.

People, read yhur bible, pray to God for the in dwelling of the Holy Spirit.

If yhu play yhur own part, God will surely fulfill his own part. He is a covenant keeping God!

OMY! I really wish I could have this thing sunk into yhur heads.

while fasting and praying, I had a vision from God that I'll meet you here on NL. God said I should tell you that he want to use you.
Send me your contact. pls take it very serious., you never might know where your prosperity will come from. plss

big boys. holy scammers of the gullible. Scam them all

malvisguy212:
when God created man, He command man to be fruitful and multiply the earth. alright, instead of multiplying the earth, the people are planing to settled down in one place :

Genesis 11 read;
"And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, LEST WE BE SCATTERED ABROAD UPON THE FACE OF THE WHOLE EARTH. And the Lord came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builde"

clearly written, they were not plaining to multiply the earth, Instead the were plaining to settle down In one place. and also, the people say, " let us make name for ourselves" is this not pride and boastfulness ? so God bring them on there knell.

dude are you for real!!!!

frank317:
U felt the heat, it was obvious. You jump into people's mention, running your mouth like an old harlot who has no respect for her self and family. He gave u what u deserved and put u in the place that best fits u.
U make Ur frustration obvious whenever u type anything on Nairaland.

I tell you, one of the most frustrated person on this forum is analice107.

enshy:
Otem please you make no sense at all.
My point: No one lives forever, death is sure for all without exemption!

since no one lives forever, why don't u just die now.

Or why can't faith oyedepo just die as well and go to paradise of gold. of course, she knows she's in paradise already on earth.