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KingSatan:
The behavioral pattern of A typical Nigerian Adult who feels a comical correction is a bruise to his ego.

If only your ancestors posses a good command of English as I do, they won't always be referred to as stark illiterates even in Hell.

I am neither human nor a teenager.


I am your God!

I called it!

You are probably 15

A girl too

KingSatan:
The brains you posses in that coconut head are like "Matter". They just have weight and occupy space.

You are obviously a teenager , let me guess 14 or 15?

Go and help your mummy in the kitchen let the adults talk

KingSatan:
Stop saying my babies are disgusting or else your life will turnout a perfect description of what you have written up there!

What you tyoed made no sense

Spread peace and love
Not toxic tribal hate found and encouraged on nairaland

kaydee:
Is it touchscreen?

Nope

A fùck given is a privilege and hence should be cherished

This doesn't warrant me searching for a spare fùck to give
So sorry look else where

I have no meaningless fùck to give about this

Ekez:
Beautiful man

Fagguts everywhere you go

What graphic card

Where is your source?

sarrki:
I said the best thing to happen to Nigeria

Is Buhari

Osinbajo

Fashola

Amaechi

Tinubu

Emiefele

Only enemies of our country disagree

Talkative

post=70613748:
He ain't seen nothing yet!

That is the definition of a confused soul.

Bob Dee, make up your mind in time and let us know where you belong pleeeeaaaseeee!

Let us know if you are for us or against us in time!
Thank you!

You talk too much TALKATIVE

post=70615071:
Sai Baba we know.

God bless our President MUHAMMADU BUHARI

I certainly here just to see if you will talked

TALKATIVE

noruwasman:
Blues we are, Blue we bleed. forever a blue army till kick bucket

Every player that didn't leave during the transfer window will be regretting that.

Do you even understand what this means ? Wages per week for a club on sale do you think they will be the same ?

Clueless Nigerians

Read and understand what this means to the club

wayne4loan:
My heart is blue

Yes and it will be in the lower division where this club is heading

mayo47:
"Nigeria can burn for all I care after all most of my family are outside Nigeria so who cares"

Terrible Mindset

Unfortunately bro it is brutally honest

You think Nigeria cares about you or your loved ones .

My bro all you need is just one of you to relocate to a better country then let him or her work to bring the others out, forget Nigeria it is just an animal kingdom

Look at the mindset of the members here, see what they say to each other , see how they openly support a psycophpsypresident buhari that tells you all you need to know about the people

Run for your life

post=70610789:
GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI

Talkative

Always seeking attention and talking nonsense

Wow this same.pictues from 3 years ago?

APC and propaganda

So bad indeed

kapelvej:
We shall send some to you , please keep them for emergency, and give it , if you have to

Such a freely gifted fùck is one truly appreciated sir

You shall be honored by the international chapter of The Association Of Crucial Fûck Givers (TACFG)

We thank you

ManirBK:
Hahahahaha Choose Zuma rock as your candidate. Our bundles of votes for BUHARI remains intact in as much as it is the PDP that we know.

Who is we?

Talkative

sarcasticdude:
Bro we know ur type,na una care about this country pass!!!

I honestly wish fùcks grew on trees so I could.have some to spare for Nigeria

Unfortunately the few fùcks I have gathered thus far are too precious to waste on Nigeria

kapelvej:
Look harder, their might just be a tiny speck under your pillow, find it !, give it !!, it is worth it !!!

I have fliped the whole.house upside down and till not found a microscopic fùck to give

Jesse25:
This is what is killing this country...... If Nigerian better tomorrow you we still enjoy it trust me, why are we leaving this country to some politician to control later we would start to complain this is the time to make a change, because no man love to leave is. Country to another man own, nah condition cause am, the abroad that we are all running to nah people like us fought for it to be good, the better we start doing the right thing the better it we be for all of us.

I feel you bro honestly I do.

But frankly I can't find a single subset of a subset of irrelevant fùcks to give about Nigeria

Only in the animal kingdom known as Nigeria

Stop posting things that apply to developed structured societies for Nigerians

1. Know the CEO
2. Find out his social club where he or she hangous

3. Get your dad ,mum it uncle to call a family member who alos is a member of that club and get them to cosy up to him and tell them their child needs a job

4. Wait for your call

5. If you don't have such connections find out who the HRM is via LinkedIn connect with them start attending their Church or mosque and get noticed

6. If you an aetheist do some social engineering on the HRM find out where they rest @, and where they party or relax @ is this information to strike up a connection

7. Find someone who works in HR is she is female do some social engineering on her if she is single for guys this is your account use the church / single pastor line it works Everytime on Nigerian women if she is Muslim this one is easier - Alfa

8. Get a hacker on the dark net to hack their server and shortlist yourself

9 if you can't do any of these well you can always sell fanyogo and gala in traffic , at least it's a hustle