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All hail the Lifeless one

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What the unrighteous fùck is this ?

alabi484:
OK.. I admit

I'm still laughing hard















With my face like this

Come on don't be shy

deomelo:
What's blabbing about pictures of boats got to do with HQ/Administrative building? Sadly for the LASG, they should have stacked boats on top of the building when taking the pictures because some jokers on NL won't be satisfied or impressed unless they see boats inside and on top of the building.


If you are going to argue, argue about sane, rational and intelligent issues.


You people are worse than elementary schoolkids

I do not see the correlation between this rant and what he said. yes the question may have not been exactly relevant but you would have been more astute to either answer or ignore.

.you just want further and said I quote "You people are worse than elementary schoolkids"

Who are the you people you refered to? That is rather rude and very crude to term nairalanders this way

Or were you speaking about people who ask questions that you don't understand or agree with? If yes again this is a very clear sign of deep psycological issues I noticed in Nigerians. Alot of Nigerians are mini dictators , they dislike being questioned or challenged even in the most subtle way. Small wonder why they attract the leaders that are in turn dictators just like buhari , OBJ etc

Nigerians identify mostly with dictatorial persons and term respectful leaders as weak.

alabi484:
You try!



















































Not funny tho

If it wasn't you wouldn't have quoted me



Admit it , you laughed and fell off a chair

ChiefAzubuike:
What a rookie. Back in those days I was an expert in these things. From peeping through papa chiamaka s window when having fun with his wife to rushing out when I hear vivian the choir mistress opening her door because I definitely knew she's going out to urinate. I was never for once caught. But now that I'm married with 3 successful children, I can only reminisce about those moments and smile.

Was that why you skipped school?

ChiefAzubuike:
Eunice Atuejide for 2019.

Hmmm she is very beautiful

So the lifeless one still attends meetings ?

How buhari understands things
New intern: : sir the margins show that if we expend 15% more we will end up with 80% budget over head .

Lifeless one : buhari stares back silent with a dead look in his face

Minister Fashola walks in to brief the president on work progress of the Lagos light rail

Minister Fashola: sir the ibadan route is almost complete, wide enough for 400 cows and remaining a lenth of about 2009 cows to reach the grading point

Buhair smiles : vell don minister

New intern tried again Mr President sir we need to cut funding

Buhari still stares at her with a confused Lok on his face

Oshiomole walks in to brief the lifeless on party activities

Sir we are organizing a herding party and we need avenue for the inauguration that can fit 1000 cows and 200 herdsmen

Buhari smiles vell done chairman

Intern finally gets it

Says sir okay we dey spend too much money on top grass wet we go give cows so if we comot some money for grass we go fit buy more cow

Buhari sits up shocked !! Vhydidnt you says that since ?!!

Okay adjust the budget immediately

harpazo:
sir, if I may ask, what does her past has to do with this? A woman celebrating a culture some youth are shying from.

We are talking about a language that no reigning musician in this country hasn't infuse into their lyrics.

Please, even if you are gifted with freedom of speech, learn to still keep quiet and walk away atimes.

Thank you.

Now where did you see in my comment I criticized her infusion of a language which hasn't added anything to your country's GDP?

I reminisced on her oast , an action i found distasteful and you drew conclusions and went on to offer unneeded useless admonishtion which you are better served observing first.

Now I say back to you, learn to read , think deeply and comprehend before speaking .

It seems most Nigerians under all they hear in very linear terms. It's hard to see someone who sees a comment and analyzes it deeply to fathon the underlying meaning .

SMH

deomelo:


They commissioned HQ, administrative building, not boats.


The ignorant, irrelevant and pedestrian comments we read on NL sef..

It seems Nigerians get angry when someone asks a question? It's like the average Nigerian is a mini dictator, take what I tell you and don't ask questions atitude .

He ask a question and you termed him ignorant

Come on that's too harsh

gbosaa:
Kissing Tupac isn’t an achievement, she was right in decision. Tupac should get tested simple.

About her looks, she’s 52 and still looking good and she actually look like someone in her late 20s in that video. She’s still flexible with good rhythm. Upload your photo let’s see how gorgeous and ageless you look.

You say she looks WHAT?

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She looks like the offspring of a sad rhino that was impregnated by a hateful hobo camel .



See how fine this man below was, he didn't need plastic surgery like Janet what's her face

Imagine this fine dude in his late fifties

Damn

She can take her fake hair wearing no real eye lashes having slamdunk face to the saloon and work that

Niyinficient:
.

And where is Tupac Shakur today?

Sense. Brother. ...sense....before any comment.



As in ehn. .pls tell him also that the word 'nigga' was coined frm Niger area (nigeria) and not the other way round. Moreover, nigga is no longer derogatory among Blacks....its even used now for buddies

Tupac even in death has out achieved her. He is an icon a legend who is she? She only famous because of her brother . Tupac has surpassed her in everyway . If she is shit today like tuoac was she would be forgotten faster than the world forgot xxxtenacion.

Now about the nonsense you wrote about the word nigga

Please nigga was not or ever has anything to do with the word Nigeria .

Do many koons on this forum,

Always talking about stuff they have no clue about

Go and take a nap it's late

Follygunners:
Your point, abeg?

Pls, don't forget to set up ur psychiatrist evaluation appointment asap! You'll need it! Thanks

Typical koon

Clueless and just wants to speak

Tinubu will loot 95% of this to his own use. oamdo and his other companies

So the lifeless one still attends meetings

How buhari understands things
New intern: : sir the margins show that if we expend 15% more we will end up with 80% budget over head .

Lifeless one : buhari stares back silent with a dead look in his face

Minister Fashola walks in to brief the president on work progress of the Lagos light rail

Minister Fashola: sir the ibadan route is almost complete, wide enough for 400 cows and remaining a lenth of about 2009 cows to reach the grading point

Buhair smiles : vell don minister

New intern tried again Mr President sir we need to cut funding

Buhari still stares at her with a confused Lok on his face

Oshiomole walks in to brief the lifeless on party activities

Sir we are organizing a herding party and we need avenue for the inauguration that can fit 1000 cows and 200 herdsmen

Buhari smiles vell done chairman

Intern finally gets it

Says sir okay we dey spend too much money on top grass wet we go give cows so if we comot some money for grass we go fit buy more cow

Buhari sits up shocked !! Vhydidnt you says that since ?!!

Okay adjust the budget immediately

kolafolabi:
So the guy still craze for head.. I still remember him in those days.. General Gattuso

He was on aggressive player

Anyway at least he wasn't lifeless like buhari

blackpanda:
I think sagay is right

Not just because of Buhari, but for future Presidents of Nigeria
It is important that we react to derogatory remarks


But another thing is that the alleged comments are unverified and only exist in the realm of gossip and hearsay

It's is not

Trump fears no one, infact this comment is trending online Bubari aka the lifeless one

Buhari dare not utter a word against his master, which region benefits from UNAID in Nigeria ? The north who funds that 80% America , which region benefits from USAID? The North
Which region benefits from WHO Aid ? The North who funds that 80%? America

I could go on and on

My point is buhari is a useless lifeless corpse and he got served

BeeBeeOoh:




It is even federated in the book of bookosis chapter mmanya vs ogogoro that any tra-tra-tra by nwa nza to tryance its "CHI" by the way of Iraq and Iran or Aguleri and Umuleri akarability will tryance a terrible trouble.



Sagay knows he's just talking for talking sake

May you walk and never stunlbe brethren

nnachukz:
"When you sit down to think deeper, you will see his nepotism" ....Mbaka
The above quote is what Zombies have refused to do. Think deeper about the lifeless person you're supporting.
Under him as Minister of petroleum, N50b has disappeared and N4Tr unremitted. This is just a single financial year audit of NNPC. Yet zombies will tell you he doesn't steal.
No deeper thinking at all.

Exactly

udemzyudex:
A Nigerian wrote it for her. All this celeb no dey get time to write songs again oo

Remember when she was younger and refused to kiss the almighty Tupac shakur except he was tested for HIV on the set of poetic Justice ?

Now she looks like poached eggs with too much salt

I am sure Everytime she sees that in documentaries she regrets that decision. How many kids does she have again? Where is her true love and happy family?

Smh

Life is transient

iamJ:
Doesn't look like her

Age doesn't care it comes to us all

All the glorious Lords in that camp will ball

Dodo* xoxo

Very useless government

Favor99:
@Realname
Do you have enough money to pay for the English tutorials I requested for you?

Like a scared pup is quick to nark

So does the weakest man in a.room.scream loudest

Same way the poorest man is wuick to mention money in any conversation



I understand and sympathize

Meanwhile I have a delayed jamoca shake from your dinner please check what is delaying my order

Burger ousjer

Favor99:
No your wrong. You were pretty far off. You know I can find you a good English tutor here in America.
Everything is online these days you know.

You can also get the American accent you self-hating Nigerians desire so badly

By the way did you make those corrections yet?

You seems so testy a d butt hurt

Was my comment too salty for you ?

So you just entered the states and all of a sudden today is 4th of July in your tiny mind ?

Like I said how old are you? I am pretty sure you are in your early teens? 13? Maximum of 15 you surely can't.be older than that

Favor99:
Sir please kindly make those corrections.
Thank you...

If I were to take a wild guess I would say 13-15 age range ?

Favor99:
Sir its broaden not boraden.
Also its "condone" not cordone.
Don't use such big words if you don't know how to use them.
Plus I believe you just typed a run-on sentence. "learn to think critically"
was supposed to be a new sentence on its own. Where was the period?

How old are you?

Favor99:
Too bad your life is consumed with hatred and bitterness and anger that you attack fellow Nigerian
Your a tribalist, I don’t care what tribe your from

Now I understand. Listen you need to boraden your horizons , learn to think critically.

I have never been nor do I cordone TRIBALISTS or racists .

My life is your prayer point . My life is your breakthrough

It is " you are "not "your "

Stop tossing words about carelessly

tinubuUGLYwella:
Shut up crack head. He speaks for me too the woman is a foolish dog.

What? Off course the woman is a dog and you need to becareful with throwing insults at people

Learn to read and comprehend

Favor99:
Do you have proof for this Mr. Tribalist?
Or are you just spreading hate cause of tribe?
Sounds like the latter to me

Tribe?

Oh my gosh how petty you are .

Do you even know.my.tribe ?

Men you must be a depressed person. Too bad everything in your life revolves around your tribe .

Lol pathetic really