₦airaland Forum

Darkrebel666:
~ Shopping eats the cash in your wallet and it worse when you don't even feel anything for the girl and you just wanna get into her pants. Try go shopping with a very greedy and big eyed Bbitch, especially those poor and average girls and they would buy everything in the shop...

Ikeja city mall/ Silverbird galleria/ Ozone../ Ziggies/ Mama Cass
These are still my fav..Watch a movie or grab a quick bite and go home to shag ...

Bad Guy. Nah nacking dey ur head. Women like it when things starts gradually

mizkeleke:
First Dates they say determine whether there would be a second one or even a relationship following. When it goes awkward, you can barely endure to the end of it..

Let's get to business....
I met this guy on Facebook and we got chatting. one thing led to another and we exchanged numbers. We talked for a while and he requested we meet up so I fixed the time. The day came and I looked good to meet him.
On getting there we exchanged pleasantries and ordered something to eat. Mehn the eating period was boring, he didn't utter a single word. I tried making it fun by asking some questions but the dude was so monosyllabic. Oboi na so I rush my food sharpaly and told him I had something to catch up. Since then I never picked his calls.

Let's hear yours.......

Advice to all Young busybodies. When going out on a date for the very first time to a person you are just meeting for the very first time, it's advice you don't go to a restaurant, it's going to be boring to hell. Why? because it limits what you two could talk about. But gardens, park view, going shopping together would give you plenty to talk about which would make the date worthwhile.

Thank me later for this cool advice.

njuwo:
Honourable why only Abuja base? I'm a comic actor.

So that I can gather them when we nid to shoot

They said Buhari will take us back if elected President! Nigerians say it's a good decision to go back when you've lost your way on a 16yrs PDP journey where our destination as a nation is no longer visible. Please, Buhari, take us back to the era where: 1. One Dollar was less than one Naira. It is incredible today! 2. Everything was on first come first serve basis. 3. There was zero tolerance for corruption. 4. Oil refineries in PortHarcourt, Warri & Kaduna were built & running at full capacity. 5. Anybody with questionable wealth was afraid to display it in public. 6. There was Zero tolerance for indiscipline. Everything was in order 7. Nigeria had no debt at all. 8. Neglecting your children was a crime 9. Littering the public place was a crime 10. Twenty oil depots were built and functioning. 11 Western world can't interfere into our nation. 12. Chad invaded Nigeria, we sent them packing but did not harness their Land 13. Our economy was NOT running on generator 14. We can sleep with our eyes closed because we were secured. 15. Countries like Indonesia and Malaysia need not to set example on how to deal with drug pushers. 16. The Maitaseine Islamic Sect insurgency in the North was crushed on record time. 17. We want those days when Buhari was a military Governor but did not amass illegal wealth. 18. We want those days when Buhari was a Minister of Petroleum but did not hire a private jet for N10 billion. 19. We want those days when Buhari was a Head of State but did not loot the Treasury. 20. We want those days when Buhari was Head of PTF but did not steal the Fund even in the days of Abacha when stealing was the order of the day. Pls, Buhari & Osinbajo, take us BACK! We can't afford another 4yrs of waste in the hands of PDP!!! Take us BACK to the good old days of this our great nation.

NO MORE

NO MORE

Teespice:
see him.

abeg jump and pass.

They Lord has said yes to ur prayers today, what is your location

EggovinMma:
The economy is bad.I think nigerian guys wants to settle, just that the economy is really not pleasant.

You have said it all

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!##!

Nigeria Faces Post-Election Gloom: Treasury Emptied, Oil Marketers Owed N450b, Mass Retrenchment Looms.

A disaffected insider within President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration as well as several banking executives have told SaharaReporters that Nigeria faces a deep economic crisis and massive social gloom after the 2015 general elections. Speaking from different perspectives, the sources said President Jonathan had virtually vacuumed the Nigerian treasury to serve his re-election campaign, leaving Nigerian banks in dire straits and many states on the verge of failing to pay salaries this month.


President Goodluck Jonathan
“The truth is that Mr. President has almost emptied the treasury, and some of us close to him are even beginning to get worried about what will happen after the election,” said the political insider.

The bankers echoed the sentiment. “The reason the naira has taken such a dramatic plunge over the last three or so months is that politicians moped up the hard currency for elections,” said one banker. “I have never seen anything on this scale, where politicians snatch up every hard currency in sight, whether dollar, Euro or pound sterling,” he added. Asked who was primarily responsible for the situation, the banker said he would not engage in partisanship. “All I know is that this country is now in a frightening economic position—and all these politicians running up and down to retain or take power have created the situation,” he asserted.

But another banker was not shy in pointing a finger at Mr. Jonathan. “The president has been indifferent to the economic crisis caused by the ongoing campaigns. And the reason he is indifferent is that he is the major culprit,” said the executive. He added that the distribution of largesse by Mr. Jonathan had now become “one of the few lucrative businesses in Nigeria.”

The bankers said massive layoffs were inevitable in the banking and other sectors of the Nigerian economy. They said numerous companies that depended on imported machinery or other components sourced from abroad were bleeding cash. “Many Nigerian companies are experiencing severe cash flow problems. Many of them are defaulting on long and short-term loan repayments. So the banks are suffering heavily as well,” one banker told SaharaReporters.

Two of the bankers disclosed that the banking industry would have laid off thousands of workers, but that officials of the Jonathan administration pressured them to wait until after the elections. “It will take a long time before banks recover from the current shocks in the system. There’s no bank strong enough not to retrench staff,” one said.

The stress in the banking sector, with the prospective job losses, will be compounded by massive retrenchment in the civil service at the Federal and state levels, one source predicted. Our source inside the Presidency revealed that Mr. Jonathan plans to follow former President Olusegun Obasanjo’s style by removing fuel subsidies as one of his first economic acts. “The truth is that it’s a must that fuel subsidy has to go because the money is not there to continue [paying for] them,” he said.

As part of an arrangement to receive slush funds from oil marketers, Mr. Jonathan and Ms. Alison-Madueke allowed numerous marketers to make fraudulent claims and get paid for importation they never made. That criminal collusion has put Nigeria in a situation where the oil marketers are being owed N450 billion. “Nigeria will have to deal with this and other debts from fraudulently inflated invoices once the elections are over,” one banker said.

The scam also helped create a recent fuel scarcity in the country. As the fuel situation threatened to become a politically costly crisis, Mr. Jonathan asked the oil marketers to offload fuel they had been “round-tripping” in order to collect unearned subsidy payments.

Bankers agreed that the government would find it extremely difficult to pay that debt after the election without rolling back or eliminating subsidies altogether. In recent months, oil marketers as well as operators of the privatized power sector received massive financial handouts from the Jonathan administration. In turn, they donated billions of naira to Mr. Jonathan’s re-election campaign.

President Jonathan has gone on a dollar-spraying spree since the general elections were postponed by six weeks. Our sources disclosed that the president had doled out more than $200 million, using generous cash gifts to entice various traditional rulers, politicians and activists, especially those in the southwest and parts of the north, to endorse him.

Several sources said much of the president’s campaign cash is from shady oil deals brokered by Petroleum Minister Diezani Alison-Madueke. The massive theft of Nigeria’s crude oil remains an open scandal, and one of the richest sources of funds for the campaigns. Last September, Al Jazeera reported that the theft of Nigeria’s crude oil was at its highest rate in years, adding that several hundred thousand barrels of crude are stolen each day.

The continuing crisis of crude oil thefts has persisted despite the Jonathan administration’s security contract to Global West Specialist Agency, a company owned by Government Ekpemukpolo (popularly called Tompolo). The contract to Mr. Tompolo’s company was for the supply of 20 patrol vessels to enable Nigeria’s military authorities to better secure the coastline and stem oil theft. Mr. Tompolo’s firm was also engaged as a consultant to prevent crude oil heists.

The rating firm of Standard & Poors yesterday said that the Nigerian economy faced a clear and present danger. Nigeria’s external reserves have been significantly depleted in the past year, said a banker, adding that many state governments were already looking for loans to pay workers’ salaries.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/03/12/nigeria-faces-post-election-gloom-treasury-emptied-oil-marketers-owed-n450b-mass

sinaj:
na wa o!

E tire me too

I Was watch Entertainment Tonight news. I saw Taylor Swift insure her kplala leg for $11 billion. The last time it was JLo insuring her B.o.o.t.y





Which part of your body you go like insure and how much base on how much you value that part of your BODY

cocostrawberry:
I feel like these men are really underrated, even though I do not know much about the different tribes in Nigeria. The most common ones talked about is the Yoruba, Igbo and Hausa.

They are handsome, loving and they really know how to treat a woman right. I like their culture too. If I end up marrying a Nigerian, I would love to marry from that tribe. All my Ghanaian sisters who are married/dating Edo men have so much good things to say.

Much love from a Ghanaian sister

Thanks for the Good experience and observations you have had with Edo Men. I from Edo state

Ogbuefienubiaka:
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Your father is more frustrated . who know your hopeless family in this country? See idiot talking. Fools like you think with FOI you can write trash

It's obvious the FRUSTRATION is on you as well.look at what you are writing. First MUmu

Ogbuefienubiaka:
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See this jobless and hopeless fool.

How do you know he is jobless, if you have not met him in of the TANiod paid rallies

Sholay and cnairo, paranoia is mainly centered around the guy not the lady. So why make the lady the poster picture. The poster doesn't pass the right picture of the script.

Lala247 is just trying to pretend it doesn't apply to her

GIRLS LANGUAGE THAT GUY'S SHOULD KNOW
1. If I didn't call you, I'm just waiting for you to
call me

2. When I'm mad and I walk away from you,
follow me, please?

3. When I push and hit you, grab me and don't let me go

4. When I ignore you, give me your attention

5. When I say I hate you, say I love you to me

6 .When I say it's too cold, hug me tight

7. When I tickle you, tickle me back

8. When I stare at you, I want a kiss 9. When I started to cry, tell me I can cry on your
shoulders

Ladies do u agree?

They are in preparation to their rigging plan come 14 February. Quote me

Oklander:
hope soldiers go allow person use am.

My thought as well

ayukdaboss:
It is going to be very unfair if that Report is not released before the elections. I mean, that is money that would have provided Nigeria with 2 dams producing almost 8,000MW each with little change remaining...yet we are struggling with 3000MW.

2000MW not 3000MW. As I'm typing this msg we don't have light (power).

Ladybianca:
Good looking, nice eye brows

Can i see you. I live in abuja

edgeproduk:
Two days ago on my way back from work I was opportuned to sit close to a lady in this regular yellowish damfo.She looked so glamourous and pretty,and as a sharp lagos boy I initiated the conversation which went so well that at the end she gave out her contact.Since then we have been in good mode on the phone and she even calls me dear now.So I decided to arrange for a meeting and it happened that both of us were chanced today, we did gang out...To my greatest surprise she looks diferent from what I saw two days ago,she is not the type I think I can go out with.
Please what do I do now she is already calling me 'dear'

This same thing you are saying happened to me. I simple did the right thing, I immediately stopped calling her. I don't know! This make up things this days is really deceiving we guys.

23 days to presidential elections. If you're voting remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing 20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Devaluation of Naira.
10. Oil theft.
11. Power outage.
12. Selling of Nepa.
13. Selling of Refineries.
14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills.
15. ASUU & poly Strike.
16. Healthworkers Strike.
17. National Assembly tragedy.
18. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
20. Kerosene subsidy--------------

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola; They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals; They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram; They Didn't raise 21Billion for flood Victims; They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease; They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE AND BAD GOVERNANCE. ~:-) NO WAY!!! NOT AGAIN!!!

Becos it works somtimes. I have dated two ladies I met online (facebook)

Adufetohposh:
I'm jealous

Do you know you can get her kind of shape. If you would be determined to do more exercise

honsule:
looking forward for the 61 prophecies.I just watched and saw Apostle read some of the prophecies on MYCelebrationTV
--- Thank you Lord,Lagos state to have the First Christian Governor.
---For Abusing Jesus El-Ruffai CANNOT Win Kaduna Governorship Election
---I See America having Female president
--- The True winner of 2015 Election won't rule, GEJ will still rule. the Election will be like JUNE 12


etc

I believe this apostle

omolami:
Why Rev Fr Mbaka turned 360degree on Jonthan admpnistration is because mrs Jonathan possibly did not give Rev Nbaka enough welfare at that church service. Mbaka knows nohing good more than money.I can bet that given real money Mbakacwill sing a new song, d man is realy broke.Try it plse TAN

The same thing that came to my mind. She no give the Rev. the kind money/welfare package weh him want from PEJ given her status as the first lady with access to the country's wealth

Happy Married Life.


This is now officially a trend on NL.

Bootybuttchic:
ohhhhh......fenjs

You make sense

Unibenstudent:
u are smart,you can chat,you are funny,you are ibo ,I appreciate that..

Good you learnt something and already practicing