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I thought Mr President had followers of over 2 millions on face book ? this same social media that made you so popular in 2011 its now a negative vice becos users are critical of the government and your style of leadership and would prefer a change. You see cos of this kind of comment again more people would trade words more. Likes it's already happening on nairaland

Ada: K.k bt u sounded so annoying d first we spoke. So if u dnt mind where do u stay @ abj?

Me: I stay in..........

Ada: Ok so wat do u want 4rm me? & wats ur name

Me: Ar u serious,after all dis messages u stil ask me wot i wnt 4rm u.haba my message clear na. But my name is...........


Ada: So jst tel me. & where in........ do u stay?

Me: (teasing) Wait! Do u wnt 2 come visit me,no way. dnt u tink u kind of too farward:lets take it slow and talk on fone 1st

Ada: that's not what I meant. u didnt even ask where i stay. Sha dis is my number.........




The rest was history. We end up dating for 6months

Guy when chatting with ladies online always be a challenge, don't come or respond cheap. She would say to herself there is something special about this guy on like other guys

Ada: Watever

Me: Dont talk lik dis.giv me a chance with you on a date ;.......i wouldnt wnt 2 call it ice cream date.i meant 2 know as a frnd.

Ada: Watever

Me: U shuld ask who i am? Wot caught my attention 2 you of all other girls on facebook?

Ada: ok, so who are you


Me: Who am i? as in, where do u stay,wotz ur name or which one do u mean because i culd be anybody i tell u. But hw about u join me 4 on a cup of something sweet or u write out ur number den we talk via our voices

Ada: it seems you know me

Me: No. we ar yet 2 meet & dat is ma point of messagin yu

To be cont.

FLAWLES:
Awwwwwww"Yawns" If you not talking MONEY you not making sense

See who wants money. Can you spend.it

I Saw this girl called ada on Facebook back 2011. All this happened in 2011 . Loved her appearance. I didn't send her friends request but a msg straight.

Me: dis comin saturday i wnt 2 get some ladies wear @ a boutique and i need a woman's advice.would u mind helping me.

Ada: can you imagine
(now I have gotten her attention)

Me: yes, how else would I have gotten ur attention from the plenty boys sending you plenty msgs

Ada: ok

Me: we can talk more if u ar on BBM.there u will hear all other tins u could imagine and see it happen,but one tin u shuld know is, i dnt giv out my number easily

Ada: Sorry i cnt remember me asking u 4 ur number, & am nt on BBM.

Me: 4 you adaobi, i will give u a chance with me despite u ar nt on BBM but only if u join me 4 an ice cream outing dis comin wkend

to be cont.

I will share one of my experience that happened in 2011 with a girl I met on Facebook and dated for 6months

It's not any girl you see on Facebook that you can woo. Some you see and like will respond. Some wunt respond to your message.

Am going to be sharing some lessons with my many experience on how to woo a girl on Facebook, go on a date and make her ur babe

freshness2020:
There is nothing bad in it, τ̲̅ђe only way I can condemn this act is when τ̲̅ђe pastor is saying it in the presence of the said person!

It's bad, using one's discussion as a topic in church. What happen to confidentiality

freshness2020:
Is not a bad thing as far his name was not mentioned! It serves as a reproof to τ̲̅ђe rest of the congregation!

It's a bad thing. You pastor should do that. You feel the pastor is referring to you. And it wunt make you feel comfortable. Almost all the pastors do it

Is it just one embarrassment?. A female pastor of a church in wuye, abuja embarrass church members steady. We don take her like that

clemzo101:
My pastor was preaching and he dabbled into marriage issues and how some ladies are still unmarried considering their age, we all took it normal until he shouted " where is sister faith, go and marry u are old" I personally felt very bad for her. The question now is dis....."What right has a pastor to do something like that?"

The sister don too vex ur pastor, as him dey see her every year with different men

What's With Soyinka sudden romance with GEJ.let that old white head shut up joor

ShirelleBaby:
Seasons greetings

I was joking.

Okay ooo.
Merry Christmas

knuckle01:
Coconut tops for dessert

Bros, teach me how to prepare this coconut tops

ShirelleBaby:
They will reply ur PM if u do the following.

1..Comment on sensible post with sensible words
2..Comment on properties e.g--i need a car of 3million naira,just a small car..I need an apartment in lekki and ETC
3.Leave romance section..focus on politics and oda areas.visit here once a while.so it won't show in ur favourite sections.

It
Come back after 2years and testify

Who cares. I stay on any section I like. I only come here to read funny comments. Shikena

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Black is beautiful
You can add yours.

Who are all these small children you tag pretty. #PrettyInDeed

^^^^
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chika11sydney:
wu is using tecno r7 here

The mtn 1.5gb on code *101*100# don't work again. I have been trying it since today

ndnuray:
Watching free dstv channels for free...not all doh.'powered by Etisalat magic sim'

Bro, help me out. How much, where can I get it.

super eagles loosing is all because TAN. they have TAN everything that's why we are loosing.

if we don't qualify? who shall we blame? NFA or GEJ-TAN who asked keshi to come back?

Had it be a neighbor pushed this man,he would have been in a cooler for murder.Many Nigerians today are walking corpse that a single push,your whole life is doomed.Early 20s and sometimes 18yrs old in Nigeria of nowadays are diagnosed with hypertension.The thing is,age is'nt really an issue but stress is because lots of kids have taken up the responsibilities of 50yrs old.When kids that are suppose to be in school now turn bread winners and have to engage in prostitution,robberies to cater for sick parents,pay rent and send younger ones to school,blood pressure must go up.Most parents in low income households have this problem of hypertension because of fear of the uncertain future,little or no money etc.One may find out that this man and his wife's salary add together may not be up to 20k at the end of the month but YET,Nigeria is rich and our govt says we have more than $500b GDP.Infact any average Nigerian that makes it to 60yrs deserves an award because too many things cut our lives short over there.But i still I do not think Nigerians deserve any better,after all we chose to vote for tribe and religion instead of competence and integrity.May this man's soul rest in peace

I will first reach for her uku

what would you do if this lady comes to ur house to rob you.

why won't he die for democracy when it benefits him. he takes 42million naira home after every quarter.it's obvious he would die for democracy. Ole like them, stealing since 1999.

ty265:
rocking my airtel now N0.00

how you can I do mine pls. pls show me how-to browse on airtel with N0.00 or free

Ipledge:
What is a TAN?tan is a group of jobless species of human being giving support to a clueless species of human beings,TAN is synonyms to joblessness

Best definition for Tan

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