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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Civil Service 2016 Recruitment by realteflon(m): 3:09pm On Feb 26, 2017
abdulbaba200:
We should be looking forward to seeing the shortlist as from tommorow
Your name would be on it, I know. Big man how do I speak with you please. I applied and live in abuja. Help me, I don't want to miss out on fcsc
FoodHow To Remove Smelling Odor In Red Oil by realteflon(op): 9:08pm On Dec 21, 2016
My aunts brought me red oil from ibadan but it's smelling. It's has this odor each time am using it to cook even when cooking as well.
Please I want to know what I can do remove or kill the odor coming from the red oil
SportsRe: Paralympics: Nollywood Actress, Lauritta Onye, Wins Gold Medal by realteflon(m): 9:56pm On Sep 13, 2016
I hope Baba Buhari gives these para-athlete get house and plot of land. they wouldnt do them one chance-change
PoliticsRe: Mohammad Babandede Orders Arrest Of Ex-Ministers, Senators, Others by realteflon(m): 5:59pm On May 31, 2016
The New CG of Immigration is my neighbor. My mum and other neighbors went to salute and greet him on new appointment. He promised to assist everyone in any.way he can. Which means automatic employment of graduates in my community
EventsRe: Its My Birthday!!! by realteflon(m): 11:28pm On May 01, 2016
Spicylate:
Yes ooo my fellow nairalanders, its with a joyful heart that i announce to you all that today 12th April, i am +1.
so today I celebrate ME! The birth of Me! The person I have grown to be! The person I will become! The sister, daughter, friend, girlfriend, and soon to be employee; I am! and the Mother I will be someday! I celebrate Me today!

I am grateful to God for the gift of life, I am void without him. Thank you mum, dad, wonderful boyfriend, my beautiful 2 sisters and my lovely brother and not forgetting my dearest friends including you my wonderful nairalanders for the lovely colour you've added and are still adding which has nurtured and is nurturing me into a graceful, lovely, and great woman I am today.

Happy birthday to Me! I wish myself many more years of joy, love, laughter, health and prosperity. I wish myself strength and wisdom for days to come and success with everything I do today, tomorrow and forever! AMEN

Here’s a drink to ME!
Hi, I live in abuja. Interesting photo you have. I have a proposal? You and I should have a lunch date and talk more
CelebritiesSigns That You’re A Social Media ADDICT by realteflon(op): 9:13pm On Dec 02, 2015
IT is 9 a.m and you’re yawning at work. No one but you knows that your weary Iren are not as a result of a crying infant or take home assignments. You spent all night watching funny videos on instagram, and reading through one interesting post after the other on Facebook.

Now you are sleepy. You can’t lay your head on your desk, but at least you’ve got internet access to keep yourself awake. It is for that reason that you begin the cycle again; photo after photo, video after video, comment after comment, switching tabs as soon as you see your supervisor approaching. You already know that too much of everything is bad, but you don’t think it applies to you in any way. No more living in denial, if one or more of these applies to you, then you’re a social media addict!

*It’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning

Forget prayers and saying good morning to the person next to you, your first order of the day is to reach out for your phone and click away.
Virtual friends
If that’s you, then you’re an addict.

*You spend more time communicating with people online than in person

Do you maintain eye contact with your spouse when he or she talks to you? Or are your eyes constantly fixed on your smart device? What about your children? Are you a present yet absent parent communicating more with your virtual friends than your real family?

*You always spend more time online than you planned to

You’ve already told yourself that you just need five minutes to check your messages on Facebook. You weren’t banking on being ‘hynoptized’ into staying online for two hours. It might not seem so bad if this happens once in a while, but when it’s time after time, then you got it…you’re an addict.

*It’s the main thing you use the internet for
Lots of people make a lot of money on social media. If you’re one of them, it’s fine if you spend a lot on data. But if social media is simply a hobby and you’re spending a lot on data, then you should know that you’re an addict.

*You use hashtags and social media jargons unnecessarily
You’re an addict if you use hastags unnecessarily and can’t seem to get rid of short forms such as ‘lol’ and other social media jargons when writing.

*You’re behind schedule at work or school because of social media
If tasks that should take you a few minutes are taking you over an hour because of social media, then you’re probably an addict.

*You want to post everything that happens in your life
You must have heard over and over again that nobody cares what you had a breakfast. That could be quite debatable, but you can be one hundred percent sure that no one cares what you had for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/seven-signs-that-youre-a-social-media-addict/
PoliticsRe: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by realteflon(m): 5:42pm On Dec 02, 2015
cleatoris:
How do you determine vulnerability? This 5k thing is clearly another measure to subsidise the sea of almajiri in the north.

Buhari conveniently removed unemployed graduates from the list because they're very scarce in the north.
I have always said it that there's no unemployed northern graduate. They always fix them into a job. Those who suffer this unemployment are southerners, easterners, west and middle belt indigene who are not hausa
CareerWell Dressed Barrow Pusher In Abuja (PHOTO) by realteflon(op): 8:14am On Nov 29, 2015
As share by Mrs chiemezie Claire Asunugwo Anyanwu on facebook.
She shared how Bashir Suleiman at the Utako Market in abuja finds dignity in his Mai Barrow Business

Jokes EtcRe: Pics: When Ever Nigerians Hear Of Change Again! by realteflon(m): 9:49pm On Nov 27, 2015
I swear this CHANGE na 419. The president those even care to listen to the cries of so many Nigerian. We have been OneChanced
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Lost Two Jobs I Needed Today. by realteflon(m): 10:19pm On Nov 23, 2015
Sorry o, but ur experience is nothing compared to how I lost two jobs back in 2012 on the same day as well. I lost a private sector job and a govt job. I lost both jobs on October 12th, 2012. That was the worst day of my existence on earth
RomanceRe: Please Help A Brother by realteflon(m): 6:11pm On Nov 19, 2015
Front page.
RomanceRe: Ladies! Do You Feel Intimidated When Some Guys Approach You? by realteflon(m):
Some Ladies do feel intimated. A girl who never thought I would ever talk to her, was fidgeting the day I spoke to her. She was all smiles that whole day and I noticed it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Include My Self-employed Activities Into My CV by realteflon(op): 3:23pm On Nov 06, 2015
Benjom:
It's possible. If you had stated specifically what you do presently, I would have crafted one for you. Nevertheless, see an example below:

Independent Sales Consultant
June 2014 - Present
• Share product knowledge with customers while making personal recommendations.
• Maintain friendly and professional customer interactions.
• Monitor customer’s preference to determine focus of sales efforts.
• Address customer’s concerns regarding products prices and availability.
• Create sales strategies to motivate larger deals.
Bros come back and help me. I have listed what I do
RomanceRe: 3 by realteflon(m): 10:08pm On Nov 05, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
why you dy so eager to see Don jazzy d*ck ni? You be gay?
Na you talk ahm not me. Stop writing stupid headlines
RomanceRe: 3 by realteflon(m): 10:02pm On Nov 05, 2015
Your papa ooo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Include My Self-employed Activities Into My CV by realteflon(op): 9:45pm On Nov 05, 2015
More people should help so employers know some of us have not been idle
CelebritiesRe: Waje Considers Breast Plastic Surgery by realteflon(m): 5:59pm On Nov 05, 2015
That's what brings all the men to her yard. She better no reduce ahm
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Include My Self-employed Activities Into My CV by realteflon(op): 5:55pm On Nov 05, 2015
Benjom:
It's possible. If you had stated specifically what you do presently, I would have crafted one for you. Nevertheless, see an example below:

Independent Sales Consultant
June 2014 - Present
• Share product knowledge with customers while making personal recommendations.
• Maintain friendly and professional customer interactions.
• Monitor customer’s preference to determine focus of sales efforts.
• Address customer’s concerns regarding products prices and availability.
• Create sales strategies to motivate larger deals.
I do video production and Post-production business like weddings, corporate videos, video editing services, motion graphics animation. I also install software as well as OSX operating system on Mac PC for people
Jobs/VacanciesHow Do I Include My Self-employed Activities Into My CV by realteflon(op): 4:20pm On Nov 05, 2015
how do I include My self-employed activities into my CV. I have been in involved I'm self employed activities but I want incorporate it into my CV so employers know i have not been idle since I lost my previous job.

I need advice on how to do that and samples as well
CelebritiesRe: Nigel Sog, Nigerian Model Bent On Dethroning Denrele Releases New Pictures by realteflon(m): 4:26pm On Nov 01, 2015
Gay Bastard.
PoliticsRe: Shehu Yar'adua And Buhari At A Wedding Event Years Back (Throwback Pic) by realteflon(m): 11:34am On Nov 01, 2015
searching4lovee:
I WOKE UP ANGRY AND BITTER. I HATE LIFE COS GOD IS CRUEL. WHY DOES GOD ALLOW HUMANS TO SUFFER WHEN JOHN 3:16 SAYS HE LOVED THE WORLDhuh THE BIBLE IS INDEED CONTROVERSIAL AND MYTHICAL



@post great men
I understand bro what you might be going through. You slept through ur problems, that's why you woke ur bitter and angry, also for fact that you have been praying for this same thing for years now.

Let me quote what my late pastor, Ina Omakwu founder of Family Worship Center use to say,
He says after doing all regarding your problems, hardtime, trials stand and just watch God.

Find close friends who would constantly ENCOURAGE you through this times
RomanceRe: Why Does It Hurt So Much?..............she Left. by realteflon(m): 1:33pm On Oct 31, 2015
DAVIYJONESS:
dummyundecided
Jobless Nigga. Truth hurts
RomanceRe: Why Does It Hurt So Much?..............she Left. by realteflon(m): 8:50pm On Oct 30, 2015
This story is false. This boy just want to create topic
RomanceRe: Why Wont She Pick My Calls ? by realteflon(m): 10:45pm On Oct 28, 2015
The same is happening to me. I have decided to act cool with her. She still has my number, I see it as a good point. I decided I would not call her for the next two weeks. Am thinking sending a text after two weeks would be better than call. To let her know am a busy guy

True bro, good girls her hard to come by, they play hard to get, test us as well.
RomanceRe: Am I Under A Spell Or What??? by realteflon(m): 10:08pm On Oct 28, 2015
Call her once in two weeks
Don't smile easily when talking to her, try maintain a straight face
Always be the first to end conversation
Don't do her favors
DONT, NEVER do anything she says you do for her, rather do the opposite
PoliticsRe: Ongoing Protest By Dismissed Immigration Personnels Recruited Under GEJ by realteflon(m): 5:01pm On Oct 20, 2015
All I see is SCAMMER aka OFFERING RAISER Mike Mordock invited by coza to come raise money with sweet talking from members and invited public
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Rate This Business Card Design by realteflon(m): 6:35pm On Oct 19, 2015
yusufu16:
You can do better.
I actually wanted a simple card. How else can I make it simple
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Rate This Business Card Design by realteflon(m): 10:41am On Oct 19, 2015
Rate my business card.


I also render free service to spread my creativity

CareerRe: Mass Sack, Demotion Looms In Customs by realteflon(m): 9:58am On Oct 19, 2015
I hustled for this customs job in 2012 during the general recruitment exercise but didn't get it. They employed mostly Northerner, and that dumb GEJ couldn't cancel the exercise seeing the northern favoritism. A guy whom his cousin helped him got the custom job then in 2012 now has two cars (a 2013 Honda Sedan, evil spirit as many Nigerians call the Honda car and 2012 Nissan) also he his building his own home in his home town in just 3years that he has been in custom
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by realteflon(m): 11:11pm On Oct 18, 2015
naturefellow:
Somewhere, in Nigeria... Galaxy Tab 7.0' 2
where in Nigeria
RomanceRe: Nairaland Post-your-best-pics-of-you Season3 (independence Version15.0) by realteflon(m): 10:59pm On Oct 18, 2015
darkskingoddess:
Random pics of me
Brown skin skinny. Lovely

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