₦airaland Forum

PurestBoy:
@ Rebellious,

What do you expect when a girl gives herself such an horrible name when we have good names like sugalips, lolly, ify. I know you must definitely be an husband beater and I'm reporting you to Oga Seun to ban you from this forum.

suga_lips and I are one and the same. Only difference is she was banned but I am not. And, I didn't expect you to think of any other thing but to report me to Seun your master. . .in the end, no matter how hard you try, you still ain't gon be admin.

I don't get it. . .why are you both upset? That's apart from the fact that his post don't make no sense, is there any other reason behind the insults rained on him?

I'm sorry, just putting it out there.

debosky:
nothing happened in London as far as I know. . .calm as usual.

NaJa HaJe:
@debosky

London in Onitsha?

tempestous:
abi o. . . the bobo dey lie so he can playa playa across Nairaland. shior

He said as far as he knows. . .did you both think for once that maybe, just maybe, someone told him? He doesn't necessarily have to be there to know. Afterall, some guy in London also told me that he didn't feel anything. . .so as far as I know too, nothing happened in London.

My cousin in Chesterfield, Derbyshire said he felt it for like 3 seconds.

grabs clothes and runs for her life to safety.

I really don't like tattoos.

Gent:
At poster

SIN KILLS. FORNICATION/ADULTERY WILL ONLY DISGRACE AND KILL You.

IT IS ONLY JESUS CHRIST THAT CAN HEAL AND SATISFY You.

SURRENDER YOUR LIFE TO HIM NOW!

MAY GOD HELP You, AMEN.

Don't you know? He loves God and God is his power (according to his profile, lol).

Drive real fast on it's head. Chances are, you may kill it.

fyneguy:
@poster

If I were a babe, the day u asked me out, I would slap u, lock myself up in the bedroom and cry for attracting your like

Damn! LMAO. . .

solidicon:
People, my girlfriend [u]called[/ub] me and said "we need a break". Don't you guys think she wants a stop. Please I need advice from you guys.
Thanks.

slavia:
please listen not to all this Nairalanders (especially ujujoan)
what in the world does she mean, how can she say something that sensitive on the phone (its not even call self na text)
or is it that she has been watching too many american films and wants to try something new?
abeg bro, if u really want to be a gentleman arrange a meeting and speak to her face to face, find out the problem.
i strong believe she has found somebody else either richer, finer/sexier or better in bed, TRUST ME!!

Where do y'all get your stories from? She's called him and said she wanted a break.

@poster, She probably just wants you to get off her back for a while. I still have reason to doubt she cheating on you. But then, it depends her tone when she said it.

The most sensible thing is to listen to her reason why she saved it as that. If he doesn't like it, then he can step. But she'll most likely get mad that y'all went through her phone without obviously asking for her permission to do so. That was an invasion of her privacy, you know right?

Forget about the coward. Now that he's said his raspy shit, I wonder if Seun has made him the admin too.

PurestBoy:
You people sef no get respect for Oga Seun again. Oga say make una leave the guy alone yet una still go ahead to insult the guy as if all of una are perfect in English. This is one reason why Nigeria cannot move forward because of lack of love and condemnation of fellow Nigerians.

Quit being double sided. You just called the poster a midget and other names, now you want to turn around and act like you the good one becuz Seun is here. It's becuz of two faced ass wipes like you, that say one thing then the other, that Nigeria is the way it is.

buzzgonz:
Off Topic

Exactly you both should take your conversation to YIM.

Ifyalways are you on heat? What's up with all yo recent posts and sexual references?

outlawcum4:
Bleep You SLY,
DAMN YOU THUG. You AIN'T NO LICENCED THUG Bleep FACE. COME LEMME SHOW YA HOW TO BE A THUG.

Raping guys in the ass doesn't make you a thug if that's what you thinking, homo.

combrazor:
wow--you played yourself with this post, son.

and what kind of man describes himself as "petite," by the way?

Gay? no I didn't just say that.

Wow. . .please save yourself and don't come back here.

Yay! Miggie is back! Takes off clothes and runs around in the rain. . ._{I'm silly, lol.}

"eyes - hazel"

Are you Kelly Clarkson? Be proud of your brown eyes, brother.

I swear the poster is retarded. . .retarded beyond cure.

stillwater:
You guys should leave this man now, e don do.

They just want him to step up his 'intelligent' while he has the chance to.

*Kicks her in the butt and she falls over and breaks her neck.* Good girls don't do that. https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/25.gif

Ben, can I go in and out without the pregnancy package? Is there just the pleasure offer?

tRoOE:
Lmfao i don't think you've been on the site on this for long oh, hmmmmmmm they are all de same, bunch of immature guys

You might be right

I've been here for about three-four months and I've seen a couple of well behaved guys. However, the immature ones tend to "outshine" them.

Doyin, you are playing right? Becuz I kinda thought you were different and I wouldn't have believed if someone else told me.

The reason why you have not been able to meet "much girls" that match your "intelligent" is because most of them are smarter than you are anyways.

On the first day we started going out he whispered in my ear saying something like "I've been waiting. Now I don't have to wait no more, found what I've been looking for in you." It was so sweet of him and I tried hard not to cry.

I don't know why you are trying to find a way to change him. It is obvious that if he hasn't changed a bit from a teen to a full adult so the chances of you succeeding in trying to make him change is really slim. Look for someone who's "ready-made" instead of wasting your time and happiness trying to be a mother to some guy and training him the way his parents shoud have. It's just not worth it.

This was pretty funny. But how come it's intended mainly for the male folk? When are we going to have ours?