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eldee:
err. . .are men that scarce?

Exactly my thought, if one walks away with some girl. Imma do the same and walk away with some guy.

How about this, "5 days a week my body is a temple. The other 2, an amusement park."

Sexy lips? That's not what your profile pic tells me https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

Good one.

Who said I drink water? Conc. acid is da shit.

tollu:
Party bi tii bawo? If u insist sha but I'll come with my dye.

a.k.a natural hair.

Him: You're too good to me and I'm not good enough for you,
Me: Why do you think so?
Him: Cause I'm gay
Me: What?
Him: I thought I could change being with you but I didn't and you refused to have sex with me so I didn't know where I stood
Me: Why didn't you tell me?
Him: You're too nice and I'm a jerk and I didn't want to hurt your feelings
Me: You're kidding me right?
Him: No. Thanks anyway for everything but I'll be on my way now. See ya.

He dropped the phone. The bastard then blocked my number. Heard he's got a new girl. Doesn't matter anyway.

I really don't have time to come up with names. I think it's a total waste of my time.

almondjoy:
If you post it, you are not only going to be banned for life as you disobeyed the law of avoiding "lewd" images here, Nairaland will shut down I swear! It would cause a lot of traffic. Anyway, you should know better!

Ironically, he doesn't.

I have no idea but from this point I'm not going to give it a chance to happen.

ROFLMCASAOBOTGWTHHASPWNOCSS

Lemme translate: Rolling on the floor laughing my cute and sexy ass off becuz of this guy who thinks he has a six pack when no one can see shit.

Boy, you've got to work a whole lot harder.

dot you are damn stupid. If you are feeling worthless (and you really are) because some guy dumped you (such a smart guy), must you try to take someone down with you? What did Mich to you do for you to post her pic without asking her and tryna insult her indirectly. It's senseless people that make people not post their pictures and I have joined them and removed mine for my own good. What a dumb hoe you are.

PS. You owe me 2 mintues of my life for the time I spent here reading your useless post.

Olumide7:
You need deliverance from the spirit of Sexual Perversion.

Every problem has to be spiritual, ain't it? lol

debosky:
One word - philandering idiot

You told another woman you are in love with her when you intend to marry another? and she said yes?? Meaning some hanky panky has gone on behind the scenes - i.e. you cheated on your 'intended'

If the other office lady knows about your intended, I hope you both end up together, I'm sure the cheating cycle will repeat itself, if not shame on you for taking advantage of two women.

Go hang yourself by your abunna on a sycamore tree.

I approve this message.

masam:
Tanx all for your responses and criticisms, but i wonder if any of u has ever heard of 'love triangle'?
I am not a player or irresponsible as alleged by some, because if i am i'll not deem it fit to come to naira land and seek honest counsel from honourable members,so please people advice me rather than crucifying an innocent man who is emotionally troubled.

Emotionally troubled? lol. The only people who would be emotionally troubled are the two women you are tryna play.

He shoulda let them take home 'em nuts. lol

Black and naturally blonde? lol. Girl pull them ugly weaves off. Be proud of your rich black hair like I am.

Islander:
Funny thread.
I once had a child in my class who was called Dick Johnny. I had to bite my lips to prevent me from laughing each time I call the names to check attendance each day,

Girl, I can imagine. Dick Johnny. . .lol.

Please tell me it's Seun _{OMG I'm going to laugh so much today}

@funmi, you're my hero. . .lol. I think when someone is drunk with ePower he/she tends to go overboard and acts irrational _{otherwise BAN} like you know who. If everyone was like that in real life, life won't be worth living now would it? Good thing is, everytime you come back choosing to remain undefeated. I know this has absolutely nothing to do with your topic but I'm just putting it out there.

evergie:
that na old tory. It hardly work on gals this days.
Justlooking be-wildedtell her she look familiar, that you saw her picture on the cover page of Hints, Ovation, or any of this Cele magazines or even sef that she look the girl you saw on close-up or any of this big company ad.
She will denial it, but still insist that she is the one, that if she wants you will call someone else to confirm it. Try calling some number from your phone than act ntwk bizzy. She will be like, "please stop embarrassing me". Tell her may be her pics was used without her consent that if she will call you or if you have her number you wound prove your point.

You get the draft.

Shit will never happen not even in fantasies.

I believe Efuah is partially to blame. She shouldn't have used her actual name here so that disillusioned guys like him wouldn't be able to trace her. Also, do not put your yahoo, hotmail, hi5, myspace, facebook id on a forum like this becuz stalkers like him are present in NLD. But then even if you do, don't put ALL of your information, like stuff about your family, on the social networks, becuz it's just gon' come back to haunt you. It's the internet, EVERYTHING is in public view. If it's something you can't tell a stranger then don't put it on the internet.

I hated all the teddies I got as gifts. I always ripped them apart even a little kid so my parents stopped buying them for me and warned others not to. I still hate them.

chamotex:
Oh boy thats kind of dangerous o
What if the girl has pepper spray or a knife or something
or she just woze u slap before u know it.

boys don't try this one o
you will be surprised that some girls are really aggresive - there are a lot of girls doing karate and self defence classes

I took them already, lol. So please don't use that technique on me.

My ladies in the house this is for you. Though I'm a woman too, this question has been bothering me for a while. Why do some women infatuated with bad boys? By bad boys, I mean those who are rude to everyone and curse. I mean, look at most female celebrities and what not. Is it because they feel they (the women) can change them to good guys or what?

NaJa HaJe:
@ poster

did you write the poem by the way?

Obviously not becuz some guy sent me this a couple of years back.

Girl you're tripping, your nose ain't big. See this,

https://farm1.static.flickr.com/86/246096152_d7de4bee7f.jpg
_{Disclaimer: This isn't an actual nose}

Thank goodness. I feel like I won becuz I voted for him here in VA.

Don't get me wrong, I don't, like, totally tune him out. I just want to see his level of interest so that I know that I'm not wasting my time liking him. If we can at least be friends on my compatibility scale, I let him move in for the "kill".

bawomolo:
this is 2007. women should be more open with their emotions. no one is asking u to be a leopard but playing hard to get would get u shunned this day and age. nothing bad with a woman initiating the convo.

We are in 2008 not 2007.

Not matter how much I like him, I doubt it. Even when he comes to me, I admit, I'll still play hard to get for a while.