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Ok. . .lol. Better get used to it because right now my heart is beating so fast that I'm having trouble breathing and just so it is clear you are the reason why.

StephenP:
Thank God you replied. I was scared for a while that I sent you away from Nairaland. I am happy you like it.

How can I? Sexy as you are. I just stayed away from Nairaland the entire weekend but if I knew that Prince Charming was going to come to Nairaland looking for me I would have spent my weekend here.

Ladies, please slow your row. This one is mine. It's not every day a brotha write a poem for you. This one isn't slipping away. Stephen once again thanks for that poem.

I LOVE THIS POEM Thank you very much

OMG StephenP! I love that poem and you are the cutest guy I've ever seen. How could you have written such a lovely poem without even knowing me well? OMG you are my new #1.

You don't love her. You only liked the fact that she was a virgin and you'd be first to have sex with like it is a competition. I am happy you were disappointed but I feel bad for her because of what her uncle did and allowing you even touch her.

I am not hot-headed. I just don't let people treat me like crap especially when they are assholes like simmy.

NaJa HaJe:
coming from a self-professed LovePeddler-monger. . . . . . . .

Thank God you can see what I'm seeing.

Tufe, he was apologizing and that doesn't make him weak in any way.

tufe:
rebel, wassup wth you. what happened to your sense of humour

ohilebo:
@ tufe, I wonder ooo, maybe lack of sense of humour is a new game in town

If you guys honestly thought that was funny, you need to be checked.

Before Marriage

John = Ah. . .At last. I can hardly wait! 

Jane = Do you want me to leave? 

John = NO! Don't even ask. 

Jane = Do you love me? 

John = Of Course! Always have and always will! 

Jane = Have you ever cheated on me? 

John = NO! Why are you asking? 

Jane = Will you kiss me? 

John = Every chance I get? 

Jane = Will you hit me? 

John = Hell No! Are you crazy? 

Jane = Can I trust you? 

John = Yes 

Jane = Darling! 


After Marriage
(Now read it from bottom to top)

Both pedophile and paedophile are correct. I think paedophile is British and pedophile is American. But anyway, she is legal.

D-reloaded:
Perhaps you should consider homosexuality. Alainironu.

Exactly. It's so easy for many guys to indirectly label a woman as a LovePeddler. And they forget that she didn't have sex with herself.

@j-girl,

I'm curious. . .who's he?

holythug, you still haven't answered my question.

Damn Tufe, she threw the first stone.

holythug, be nice. What has nightnurse done that you resent her?

If it ain't funny why are you bringing it back? Wtf?

I hate old jokes.

mescapon, really? Are you just going keep on bringing back old jokes?