₦airaland Forum

segunpc:
KAI i suspect this lizard because it looks like someone's d**k in nairaland but for the sake of reprisal and some personal reasons.

but i don warn my wife never to go to the beach to bath.

and my warning also goes to all ladies on nairaland.

@all ladies, remember what I said? Watch out for signals like this before you marry. He has just said that he doesn't have enough money to buy a bath so he and his wife bathe in the beach. He also may not have a house so under the bridge may be his place of abode. Again, watch out for the signs.

ifeoluwa:
failure123, sorry, sucess123, clencykul, fucking rebellious jazabel's daughter-of-a-bitch,
y'all crazy! lunatic for assylum better pass una papa wey born una! you guys are stubburn muh'fuckers!
stop wasting your devil given talents in this site. please visit www.sex.com because that's the kind of site where you belong or sign up at www.kirikiriprisonsagency.com.
STUPID FOOLS!!!

ifeoluwa:
this shout out goes to failure123456789, first and foremost, i wish to let you know that i do not know you from adams. a retard like you sure can never be able to distinguish between a male and a female even if you are viewing them naked! can you see how hopeless you are? only crazy stuffs like what you wrote happens all around you - oh poor bastard you really are!
next, i wish to let you dumb numb that i'm a male and not a beach like your kay legged donkey sister ( actually, i suppose your sister, including the thing called your mom is a she-goat ).
failure123456, i honestly do not blame you, really! i sincerely wish i could go back to time when your she-goat, sorry, mom was giving birth to you. honestly, i would have stuck a very hard pillow into her pu**y so that the little foetus which unfortunately has become you would suffucate and die! honestly, you are the world's greatest MISTAKE!!!

ifeoluwa:
this special announcement goes to you, clemcyhot!!! honestly, concerning you, i just feel like michael jackson - speechless! calling you a fool is simply an understatement because you worth far less than a bunny dummy! i havent seen you before but i tell you this truth, my arse looks better than your entire body.\
have you been to yankari game reserve ever in your life? bat you've never! well, let me give you one nice gist. imagine thearse of the ugliest and dirtiest animal, c'mmon, imagine dude! what do you see? im far too sure you're seeing nothing because you have no brain to think. well, let me help you a little. the baboon (hope you know what a baboon is but should in case you do not, then go and die) happens to be of better repute than your generation - you inclusive!!!
let me pause here because i already can see angels in heaven weeping for you!
NEVER IN YOUR LIFE TRY ME AGAIN OK?

ifeoluwa:
jaymobb and folly69. hmmn! una know say if una bring una mama come, i go fuxk am sote una papa go make pounded yam for me! im a man and not pin headed dicks like you both. you these ungodly masturbators! you all are product of the acient egyptian plagues!
may your lives run down for ever and ever amen! may you two see no sperm in your lives. may your dicks never go erect in jesus name. may may you two never live to see pussy in your lives again!
finally my brethren, be of good cheer for god has created you castrated in that you are both created in the image of lucifer your father and jazabel your mother!
once again may you both RUNDOWN for ever and ever, and all nairalanders say a very BIG amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY DICKLESS LIfE!!

Nairaland, weep for thy illiterate, hypocritical son.

Oi! I'm way too sexy and occupied to actually exchange words with someone who's struggling with the English language. I mean many people have, at various times, tried to murder the English language. But you, shit-brained as you are, not only succeeded in beating it down to the floor, but also nailed it to the wood and crucified it.

I bet you yourself don't even understand the load of crap you just posted but then again, you're to daft to understand anything even if it was right in your wowo face. You are so stupid that you stutter while typing. I mean how much dumb can one get? You have achieved a level of stupidity that I never imagined possible even in my dreams.

Now I'm sure you're gon' cry to your boyfriend so that he can stick his dick into your scary HIV infected asshole. Or better yet, you can go beat off while imagining yourself getting gang banged by your males relatives. . .oh wait! That actually already happened, didn't it? I'm sure you liked it, you dirty little male slut.

I just think we admire and appreciate each other more than guys whether in public or private and we also might tend to be a bit touchy but it doesn't necessarily mean that we have sexual fantasies.

And why are some of you guys that have commented here acting like you don't like watching some "girl to girl" action? Like 4 Play said, it is some guys' secret fantasy.

ben~jay:
@Rebellious suga dearie, don't u get the joke ?

Oh I do. . .it's just that the 'joke' is too shitty.

awesome.

PurestBoy:
What a mess is fucking happening here?

cegirl:
mess, mess,mess, what a mess is really fucking on on this nairaland

If y'all can't fucking curse, y'all should kindly shut the Bleep up

chisco82:
show us the pics of your vagina

You bastard! Go ask yo mama to show you hers.

wtf?

ifeoluwa:
mr ibk, whatever! im fine. let those sonovabitches say what they love. im on for them
in the meantime, thanks for your concern but i think im old enough to be awrite, right?

Now what in the fucking world is this retard talking about?

Ok. . .please try again later.

Fucking A, man! Is yo brain in your asshole or what? Becuz you picked the wrong clique to Bleep with.

delib:
Thank's my dear, i knew you are the only one that likes me in this forum. don't mind them, they are all full of shits. AGBAYA.

You are part of them. . .the wannabe bullies.

All of y'all wannabe bullies are still pretty new here. The number of posts don't count so quit acting like y'all are something when you've got nothing. Leave ibkdikson alone becuz he's done nothing to y'all. If y'all want to Bleep with someone, leave Nld and Bleep with yourselves. Gosh!

jaymobb:
@ rebellious

who the mess r u callin a newbie

i know dey fear u o

I'm not asking you to, but the sooner you do, the better for you.

Hey, hey newbie. . .mind yo fucking language.

@buzzgonz, nigga you're weak, lol.

buzzgonz:
mess off dude & bitch!

Yo mama?

a square:
nice 1 Sam nice 1

sonofa. . .

I don't remember saying anyone's name. I guess you're feeling guilty so you've decided to let NL in on it. Good for you.

And yeah, please don't swear when you're talking to me, it's makes me hecka mad.

Yeah, the next person

1) that asks me to meet them on Y! and

2) asks to see my picture and

3) suddenly becomes too paranoid to put his own picture up after seeing mine because he thinks for some strange reason that I will save his picture on my computer (like he's all that) and then

4)tries to change topic

shouldn't even bother about asking me to meet him on Y! becuz Imma ignore him.

*jumps on joke, stabbing and shouting* Die you sonofabitch

Sky-walker:
Why can't you fucking post something fucking Educativewthe mess is wrong with You all.Are you being bleeped or what.I fucking came into this fucking Nairaland to some fucking education.What the mess am i gettin now.Am i being bleeped or what?

I am Fucking getting my fucking ass out of here

What the Bleep

Just Fucking Kidding.I am Fucking Enjoying this Fucking Thread

Someone's already on crack. That's fucking sad.

delib:
THAT YOU HAVE BEARDS DOES NOT GUARANTEE YOU TO HAVE BRIAN

Brains?

WTF is this? Damn it, please don't destroy the rep of the jokes section with these crappy jokes which you've been putting up lately.

I have no fucking idea what you are fucking talking about.

tufe:
this joke has been posted here before. idiot, come up with something new, before i send you for kuvuki drilling

Who put you in charge?

I think this is an ad.

why the Bleep is everyone here fucking swearing? What's the fucking point?

I swear that pitokwe and foster cat are one and the same. . .becuz stupid minds hardly think alike but these two have proven to defy that law which can only mean it's coming from the same mind.

Thanks D.  

@poster, please do grow up becuz time waits for no man.

D-reloaded:
Lmao Rebellious, I assure you the insults are justified. It's a very immature "joke" from back in the day.

Do you speak/understand Yoruba?

No

PurestBoy:
Why are you acting like a saint when you just finished insulting me in another forum?

Shut the Zap up you homo, I was asking humans not animals like you.