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Debo dear, you're so funny. Sorry I can't get on YIM. . .I've forgotten my password so Imma have to try again and again.

Just so you know, I'm immune to sweet talk.

@sweet t, Sly is a guy, lol. . . and yeah, that's me. Thanks for the compliment by the way

I am actually for both saucekid and miggie. Every woman should have a right to have two lovers at once.

Sweet T:
@Busta

Yes we still exist, i'm still here for you.

lol. . .

@D-Reloaded, I'm confused. You once said and I quote

Re: Askmen.com
« #70 on: February 04, 2008, 09:18 PM »

I am also a man so what is your point

However, your profile shows a girl's picture and your gender says "f". Now, please answer. Are you a guy or a girl?

daynike, what are you so angry about?

Yeah right. We've heard it all before so it's nothing new. If you hate women so much, better choke on that d!ck you are sucking on right now.

Any guy with nice muscles and is tall.

outlawcum4:
there's this girl living next to our building, she comes around only to play with my sister, whenever my sister is not around and i happen to be the only one at home, she would like to make up some topic just to get me talking. well, i'm a good story teller and she likes me for that.
she had been showing me some love interest all this while, but i made one goddamn mistake to have included in my stories that > I WILL NEVER STICK TO MY WIFE TO BE EVEN AFTER MARRIAGE, well, since then, the girl Dey give me gap. and when i try talking to her, she wouldn't feel free to talk me back like how she used to do back in the dayz.

well, i never mean to double cross, but she can go to hell if she thinks i may not be faithful to her after marriage.

You really are a good story teller. You have given us so many accounts that are purely fictional to get us talking. First you had sex with some girl and lost interest in her. Then women (I'm assumng your mother and sister(s) equally)are only supposed to be cock suckers and nothing else now this crap. Are you like trying to achieve playa status on Nairaland? Just so you know, that shit doesn't work. Many have tried this, ALL have failed. Instead of coming up with bullshit stories, I suggest you turn off your computer and do something meaningful like jumping off a cliff. You'd do yourself and the world a mighty favor.

handsome guy? Ha! Loads of goodluck cuz trust me on this, you'll need it.

amsky:
Thanks ifyalways.
@poster

By saying this,i hope you also know your mother(the woman who gave you birth and brought you into this world,laboured for you and all) and sisters are also included among ''ladies''. So maybe you should think twice before starting such discussions here. Please you have alot of growing up to do-do us all a favour and start right away.

@everyone else
we must not encourage this sort of 'misbehaviour'. This is most probably a little lad,who knows ^NOTHING about life whatsoever. He just want to be famous on Nairaland.

Get famous or be banned trying. . .

morenike09:
really? who gave you life?. . . who took care of you the 9 months while you're going through morphogenesis? or still taking care of you now? . . . who provided your meal?. . .who cleaned out your amniotic fluid? . . .who painfully gushed your gorilla size head out of her uterus? . . . who painfully stood by you when others ran from your ugliness?. . . . who will be the mother of your children? . . . who will be your wife? (well, if you're gay, that's another story o) . . .so watch when you spill out nonsense o

Girl you cracked me up at the gorilla sized head and ugliness part.

aisha2:
I wont be caught fighting over a Man

Same here.

I'd never be caught wearing ALL pink.

Hide and seek between your legs

. . . or mine.

By the way, this should be moved to the games section.

I think Siena, Debosky, Migines, Kojiewa. . .guys don't really put their pics up on NL which is pretty sad.

Awesome joke

tommyex:
Toyint honey,so oo,i dint get your Q?
How have u been now?I wan shadow 1 babe for here i will be home soon

Typical. Just like dogs that chase cars they know they can never drive.

hotfunmi:
Question,
Why do guys always always pee inside the swim pool?

They are either so scared of the water that they literarily peed or they are too busy staring at different women, undressing her with their eyes (that's as far as much their brains can handle) that they can't get out to pee. . .plus most of them are just plain filthy.

@4Him . . .

Je parle francais tres bien par ce que mon pere est Haitien.

@4Him and iBoy,

I dunno but I should ask you, after you both are boys and should know why the boys your IQ do stupid stuff like that.

This shit is on point.

[quote author=I-man link=topic=110069.msg1920208#msg1920208 date=1202159467]@Rebellious

Pele o You seem to have dated the same group of men hotfunmi has dated,no wonder you guys are so angry



You guys should form Farters Victim's support[/quote]I have a high taste in guys if I might say so myself. . .the guys whom I speak of are "friends" which I meet at gatherings, outings and shit like that. White, Black and Asian guys alike. If they don't fart, they burp fuckin' loud like mannerless kids.

Ain't got the time. . .so much is going on for me to sit and watch.

She was OBVIOUSLY paid to do it for them freaks out there who think it's sexy. Plus, I feel those farts were enhanced. But y'all just fart and act like you don't know what you just did.

[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=110256.msg1920115#msg1920115 date=1202157872]who dash monkey banana. he is the hottest guy meaning hes in hot water [/quote]don't see the connection . . .

webdezzi:
Ctrl C, Ctrl V

you're damn right! lol

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=110069.msg1920035#msg1920035 date=1202156285]I am also a man so what is your point[/quote]If you are a guy why does your gender clearly state female?
[quote author=I-man link=topic=110069.msg1920124#msg1920124 date=1202158004]Cleaning and house management is only to be done by the man where the woman is physically incapable of doing such.For instance,where she suffers a massive stroke(transient ischemic attack won't even do).A woman who allows her man to do any housework is no woman at all.

Ehmmm,the toilet seat is meant to be defecated on,not sat on.Besides,its much more fun aiming and shooting .


The fart of a man is louder than that of a woman.Sometimes we try to control it but the dam just bursts _{You seem to be into heavily constipated men}[/quote]@ the rest of the male chauvinists like iBoy,
The only power you have is that behind the walls of the internet so you can post whatever. In actuality, y'all sumbit yourselves to your girlfriends or boyfriends as the case may seem and do whatever they say. Thank God for the Internet.

Hey buzzgonz, buzz away and be gone.

@iBoy and 4Him, y'all are just saying that now but we know the truth.

Funny enough, it's the same way we lie when we tell y'all that you are handsome or our first or we reached orgasm.

buzzgonz:
I-man- Chill make we leave them before story go change 4 here!
and you Rebellious i guess you're refering to your ass.

Nope yo mama's.